That's great............... but what are the questions...??? I tried to google "orangedog" for some clues and all I got was this....
If the test was to get our attention, it appears to be working. It does have a slight way of sounding like a test my wife might give me... Tell me there is a test, then expect me to correctly guess what the test was about.
Is this like the women’s cleavage test? cause I always fail that one, the eyes might be nice but if they’re going to put the puppies on parade that’s where I be lookin
The answer is is B unless it’s its 4 or 7 maybe even D I guess. Is this test like a driving test where you need to be sober to take it?
EXTRA CREDIT QUESTIONS: 1. What color is orange? True/False. 2. Is it wetter under water when it rains?
More EXTRA CREDIT. 1. How long is a rope? 2. Is the gl*** half full, half empty...or just twice as big as it needs to be? 3. What time was it yesterday?
Funniest test I ever saw. I worked for a large Manufacturing Co. We were exposed to some nasty chemicals. To monitor our health we had a yearly urine test to look for blood in urine - one of the markers for exposer to a particular chemical. About a week before giving a urine sample they sent us an instruction sheet. On the sheet the sheet they stated no ***ual *********** for at least 24 hrs before giving sample. A couple hundred of us are lined up submitting samples. As the nurse - Bonnie gives you a cup she repeats the questions from the sheet. Tom is in front of me Bonnie asks Tom if he’s had *********** in the past 24 hours. Tom says well do you mean with someone or with myself? Bonnie doesn’t miss a beat she hands Tom a cup points him to the bathroom and tells him “no playing with yourself in there” major laughter from the peanut gallery. Dan
I had just started working at this one factory, been there around 2 weeks. Everyone was required to take a hearing test. Because of the noise in the place, they were pushing for ear protection. Everyone in the entire factory went to get the test done, department at a time. I went in and did my turn, and was told we would have the results in about a week. OK. So the results came back, and I went in to hear about the results of my hearing loss from working there for 2 weeks. The lady told me that because of my employment there I had lost "over 20% of my hearing over the time I have been employed at that factory!" Of course I was concerned, a 'more then 20% hearing loss in the amount of time I was employed there' was concerning. I was a bit skeptical about the findings, so I asked the lady how they came up with that amount of hearing loss only caused by my employment there? Was there a base line test taken that I didn't know about, so they could compare the differences? The lady became insulted that I question her findings, she called in my supervisor and three guys wearing ties. You would have thought I had just killed someone, and I was guilty as charged. Once the guys with the ties started talking, things started going down hill quickly. Suddenly, my supervisor asked about my hearing results. She promptly told him that I have lost over 20% of my hearing over the length of time I had been employed there. The supervisor, with a shocked look on his face, said, "As of today, He has only been working here for 3 weeks!" Things got quite fast and they ushered me out. Nobody ever said anything about hearing loss to me after that. This 'test' thread sort of reminds me of my hearing loss test, it has no basis for my understanding, but it brought back another memory I just had to share.
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