Just had to shake my head and LAUGH (hey BIKERS!)

I don't have one staff member that doesn't have at least one tattoo, and most of you guys would consider my pub to be too mainstream and boring to bother going to.

****, the woman I deal with in my bank has a pierced nose. These days who the **** cares?

 

I stopped at the local HD store to pick up a service manual for my 45...the parts manager (about my age) started talking about bikes with me....now...the parts counter overlooks the bike display area...he starts to tell me(kinda loudly) he has a 45 also and that he "Couldn't give a rats *** about this new ****" and points to the new bikes...I about choked!!!!...gotta love it....perfect representative for the store ...he's got my business for ever..

 

I'm too young of a kid to know (25) but were harleys EVER really affordable for the average guy? 50s? 60s? 70s? I guess if you used a sportster as your transportation its a hell of a lot cheaper than a car. I've always wondered.

Anyone recall prices from the 60s for comparison?

-Dane

 

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I get piercings because I am cooler than you, and I have the balls to do something you don't; not cause my self-worth is low!!!

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I always thought it was because you wanted to be a rebel and be different. Just like everyone else...

BALLS is standing up for what you believe in, wiping your own *** and having the guts to make a difference in life. What's that got to do with being stuck on your image and self mutilation?

 

People have been piercing themselves for much longer than your ideals have been around, so how is that self mutilation? No different then you hicks gettin false teeth, or buyin your ol lady some decent ***ties. MODIFICATION, not mutilation. You know how it is, Your body is a temple and the temple needs redecorating!

 

What the **** difference does it make WHY people do the things they do....if it doesn't affect me....or my family, it's none of my business, OR ANYONE ELSES... isn't that why this country was formed?...FREEDOM OF CHOICE?

 

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BALLS is standing up for what you believe in, wiping your own *** and having the guts to make a difference in life. What's that got to do with being stuck on your image and self mutilation?

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i have no problems with this stuff... its part of my generation of pussies and bi-***uals (27)... id rather not mark myself. whats rediculous to me is what sam is talking about... dip**** neo-hippies pulling rituals from other cultures and claiming it as theirs.. its retarded.

hammering out philosophies of what actually makes a difference in the world is a circle jerk... a useless conversation.

i think taking a **** more than 2 times a day will make a difference... because ill be able to concentrate on the tasks at work rather than my colon. ever hear of the ripple effect? i have a bad day, which somehow goes onto someone else, then someone after that... so on and so forth... until my bad day brings about the end of the world by a huge asteroid spaceship crashing into the earth

 

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Ha Ha Ha...that's wild, HRTH...because she works days at HOT TOPIC here! (Like I said, she is pretty PG-rated...and with the right clothing selection could easily hide her ink!). She said she GOT the job at HOT TOPIC because of her look, though...after the Harley dealer turned her away!

She wears tank tops and stuff to school...no complaint here!

Also digs "vintage" L7 and Babes In Toyland...I was surprised that I could actually talk MUSIC with a youngin' these days!!!

Just struck me as funny...like that "No Stairway To Heaven" sign in a guitar shop...

...what's a bike joint without hot chicks with tats???




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I totally believe it. Local shop here is 1/2 mile from the factory. Two brothers own it, and it was pretty rough and tumble from the get-go. Went in a coupla years ago trying to get a job. I know my way around a bike, and the one owner was trying everything to get me in. Problem is I had to fall in line with the factories standards, and because I didn't spend the 24,000 for the factory program and actually knew what I was talking about they told him no. If they refuse policy the dealership is revoked. Its the corporate big boys calling all the shots with other peoples money. So I totally believe a chick with tats couldn't get in, it would probably intimidate all the immasculated johns that frequent HD dealerships anymore.

Met L7 longtime ago. Those chicks rock. I used to want to bang the high hat of the drummer for B.I.T.L. Sounds like the girls on a good path.

 

I don't give a **** if he has tats & piercings or not. It's that I'm cooler and I've got more BALLS than you because I stuck a needle thru my skin ******** at***ude.

 

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I don't give a **** if he has tats & piercings or not. It's that I'm cooler and I've got more BALLS than you because I stuck a needle thru my skin ******** at***ude.

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I think you misunderstood. I'm not cooler than you because I have piercings, I'm cooler than you because I'm open minded.

And I don't have more balls than you because I have piercings, I have more balls than you because I'm not afraid to be myself.

 

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how does your wife know if you got a good sperm count?

she has to chew before swallowing!

 

More balls?! Geez, I've got tattoos and I used to have piercings, but I've still only got 2 balls. Just how many have you guys got, and what the hell am I doing wrong?!

Lighten up gentlemen.

 

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I stopped at the local HD store to pick up a service manual for my 45...the parts manager (about my age) started talking about bikes with me....now...the parts counter overlooks the bike display area...he starts to tell me(kinda loudly) he has a 45 also and that he "Couldn't give a rats *** about this new ****" and points to the new bikes...I about choked!!!!...gotta love it....perfect representative for the store ...he's got my business for ever..

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Where the hell did you find a dealer that still sells stuff for 45's? Hell, most don't even carry stuff for shovels let alone a 45. Count yourself lucky.

 

I have a friend that has a lot of tats and he has three balls. But I think that happened before the tats.

 

On a lighter note....

I have pierced ******s!

Why? Because I thought they'd look nice on there. No hippy ritualistic self cleansing ********. Just thought they'd look cool.

I try my darndest to look past tattoo's on people, but I've been know to get distracted by them. I enjoy looking at them, kinda like looking at a nice paint job.

As long as you're knowledeable, smart and nice, I don't see why people should care. But un-fortuantly, some people do, and the business owner has every right to be conserned about losing customers. We've come a long away, but some thing never change.

 

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More balls?! Geez, I've got tattoos and I used to have piercings, but I've still only got 2 balls. Just how many have you guys got, and what the hell am I doing wrong?!

Lighten up gentlemen.

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That's funny! I guess if we're counting, I have 24 piercings, and 15 of them have barbells, so that would be 30 balls for those, and 7 balls for the captive bead rings I have, and then the 2 regular balls, So i guess that means I have 39 balls!!!

 

I'm sorry, Kristy, I just don't belive that you have pierced ******s. Prove it.

 

I don't have any tatoos because I can't think of one thing I'd want to look at everyday for the rest of my life.

 

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That was my (misdirected?) point.

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I got your point from the first post . . . everyone else is taking it personaly . I also see the irony of a H/D shop not hiring someone because they have tattoos , that does seem silly to me . What's going on in the world we live in

As for everyone else talking **** about this or that having tattoos or not having tattoos , you just dont know till you've walked a few miles in the other guys shoes . I have been non tattooed , and I have been very tattooed . I like being tattooed better It has never been a problem in my life in any aspect of it .

 

I just like when the DOCK has an ANCHOR etched in the TOP, a CHROME ANCHOR with TWO BALLS on the END, "ABOVE ****ORIS COVE"(tm)
It REFLECTS a LIGHT in WAYS of PLEASURE,,,,, to GUIDE me when I PILOT my BEEF SUBMARINE into THE BAY OF TUNA TOWN,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

I wanna GET those PEARLS implanted in my ****,
and then STRETCH me NECK a FOOT......

GERM

 

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I'm sorry, Kristy, I just don't belive that you have pierced ******s. Prove it.



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Germ- in Japan, the men get beads surgicaly implanted to please the ladies.

 

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Yup, sounds pretty open minded to me. Yea right.
I've got friends with tats and piercings but they are friends because they don't hit me with this at***ude. They are people you know you can rely on if you need them and they don't try to come off as being better than anyone else because of body decorations. I've got neices with tatoos & piercings and it pisses them off that they have to cover them at work, but they knew to expect that from society when they got them. They made the choice, they deal with it. And they don't think they'e better than me because they got a tat and I didn't. That's all I was trying to say. I'm done here...

 

Well, Kristy, so you do, and they do look nice there. Thanks for playin' along.

Now do yourself a favour and edit your post or these ****ers are gonna have a heyday.

 

Hahaha! Done!

 

Wow, I feel priviledged. Want a smoke?

 

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Well, Kristy, so you do, and they do look nice there. Thanks for playin' along

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Why do I get the feeling I was just at the airport when my boat came in?

 

Kristy... PICTURES.

I think the girl stepped right up and just won the ******* contest... that ****ing rocks!

 

That's not FAIR!

Life isn't fair either... I know.
Sam.

 

Hahaha, I've never been shy.

I won an award at a car show once for "Best Bra", and they wern't talking about my car either!

It was one of those go for a drive around San Diego then have a show in the park thing, and they gave out the usual awards. There were a few funny ones, including "best bra", but nobodys car actually had one on (I was shocked!). So the announcer made a joke about not seeing any bras, and that he'd give the award to whoever would show him. Most of the people there were the typical retired guys with their wives and they just laughed because they thought it was a joke and nobody would.

Well, they were wrong! Poor old guy handing out awards turned beet red and mumbled something before handing me the plaque.

 

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Germ- in Japan, the men get beads surgicaly implanted to please the ladies.

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I swing the SLEDGEHAMMER, the **** swing the CURLY FRY... that might mean they NEED the IMPLANTS