Lame Ass Mini Crotch Rockets..

What is it with grown men riding these mini motorcycles? I have these neighboors who ****in ride up and down the court all day long on these noisy *****es.I don't get it? they go like 15 MPH.. as I write this post the ****ers just buzzed by again!! DAMN! Holmes!! I think I need a hearing aid now!!..They go up and down the court go back in the garage and tune these little ****in lawmowers,its ****in funny as hell.What do they think? That they are going to get it up to 20MPH and break a land speed record?!! Oh **** here they go again they're bringing out of the garage..oh man musta made some serious adjustments.hahahaha!! GEEKS! Oh wait you gotta see this.. they are drag racing now..bah hahahaha!! This **** is funny!!I think I'll grab my sons BMX bike and challenge them for pinks!

 

I think they are cool!

 

Born to be Mild.

 

hahaha!! Its like them nerds on the power scooters.Why not just walk? You'll get there faster!

 

we sell em at the parts store i work at. They're pretty gay, but with a little work they could be made to be pretty neat lookin'. The company sells a sprocket & chain set that makes them go 40-45 mph as opposed to the 15-20.....

I think this post is gay, but I had that to add....maybe I'm kinda gay too.....

 

The shop next to ours sells those little pieces of ****. They offer a "High Performance" option that will get up to 40 mph, for $750 dollars.

And they buzz around on them all day long, it has gotten to the point where we want them to get ran over.

 

Actually the Polini ones get up to 80mph, just dont hit a pot hole going that fast!! RIP

 

for the love of ****'s sake.... They're only supposed to be $405 AFTER tax.....

 

i have one,,i stold it though

 

I dunno...Safariknut looks like he has a blast on his...I'd dig scootin' around on one sometime!

Autozone around here sells those things...and Murray's sells Harley-styled mini-bikes!

There all toys man...big or small we love 'em all!

 

They ride those goofy-*** things all over the roads, here. My take is it's Darwinism in action. Eventually, it frees up the traffic flow if enough dumb-***es rear end Escalades on their "pocket rockets".

 

who cares... If you don't like them, don't ride them. I'd rather be seen riding the mini crotch rocket than that T-bird with the "show stopping" paint job your brother has....

 

I had one for a while and it would run thirty easy and it was an eBay cheapie. 30 mph...that close to the ground is a bit of a rush.it feels alot faster. High speed wobbles **** here a link to some ebay ones.
go ride one and then see how you feel.

http://search.ebay.com/pocket-bike_W0QQsosortpropertyZ1

 

I bought one a couple months ago. Yup, it's gay, but fun.
No different than my old mini bike..
except the mini rocket does around 35 and my old mini bike probably did 10 or 15.

Just something to kill time with when i get aggravated in the garage.

I guess i just don't wanna grow old

 

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who cares... If you don't like them, don't ride them. I'd rather be seen riding the mini crotch rocket than that T-bird with the "show stopping" paint job your brother has....



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That was harsh....Funny....But harsh.

BTW Marcus I agree those things are gay.

 

Man the Old Honda Mini bikes were the ****!! We tweaked the hell out of those things,they were death traps when we were done,no helmets no protection just some jeans and a T shirt!! I miss the old days when **** was unsafe and unpolitically correct..We had balls back then..

 

Speedaddict why did you email me saying you liked the T Bird and wanted to buy it..??

 

haha, that was a good comeback!

 

<font color="red"> **** 40 mph...we got peiced together old mini-bikes with 5hp motors with manire use carbs that were built for less then100 bucks that will do close to 50mph......fools and their $$$$$....ask 52plybizcoupe..his hauls serious ***!(mini-bike that is)......wait til Jimmy2bottles gets his finished with an 8hp briggs and a torque-averter....

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nitrous express makes a pocket bike kit

been thinkin about trying it !!!!!!!!