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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Model A Mark, Jan 8, 2009.

  1. Johnny1290
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    Amen[/quote]

    x2

    I think its just something you gottat expect if you have an old car. :eek:
    It sucks, but If I killed them all then that's wastefull. Only kill what you can eat!!! :D
     
  2. HotRod33
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    This is funny shit..... but drive american .........
     
  3. I have a Thrush magnet with the following on it "only peckerheads touch cars...that's not an invitation, keep your pants zipped" I think that sums it up well enough.
     
  4. Touching a mans car fits right into Texas Defensive Law #1: If a man "needs killing" and you can show that to the judge, then it's ok to kill him.
     

  5. we have a 57 bird and while out at a diner it started pouring rain we had both tops off .. So there was little we could do ,,,, at least 20 people rushed around to find us about our "car's getting wet!" we just thanked them..

    Now finding some one standing on the seat to take a picture ??????
    ... I would have asked for the phone asked both to be in the shot ... Then thrown the phone ... Skipping into the traffic..up on the roof . Down the sewer

    dunno but it would be long gone

    hey its just a old phone they sell a nicer ones now!
     
  6. My dad had a saying when we were little:

    "Look with your eyes and NOT with your hands".
     
  7. banjorear
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    God damn, ain't that the truth.
     
  8. xpletiv
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    from chiburbs

    i love Edsels-and i would've loved to have seen that!
     
  9. 27T
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    once there was a car show at the local college, I watched groups of students get in or hang or cars for pics....

    when ever I drive my POS 54 Chevy to work people are walking out to it all day long, they only look inside then walk away:confused:

    I've entered the same POS 54 in a couple car shows and cant believe how many people will walk around it banging there hands on the sheet metal, like there are checking for body filler or something:mad:
     
  10. SlamCouver
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    Once I kicked a 5 year old in the stomach for leaning on my car.
     
  11. Spot_remover
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  12. roddinron
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    Did he look like this?
     

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  13. Wheelie
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    The only thing I require is that they are up to date on there tetanus shots before touching my ride.
     
  14. Hemizach
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    God I hate those things.... I think I might cut the head off one and use it that way....
     
  15. KreaturesCCaustin
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    I want to get one of those "pouting punks" and put its head under my front tire at the next show. That's the most obnoxious thing since the fake drive in food hanging from the window.
     
  16. Wheelie
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    I think those things are made by the same people who make that leaning cowboy sillouhette. Somebody should field goal punt one of those things at the next show.
     
  17. SlamCouver
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    God I hate those things.... I think I might cut the head off one and use it that way....


    Haha, or just park on top of one.
     
  18. Johnny1290
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    A female friend of mine knocked on a real shelby cobra(427?) once at bobs big boy to see if it was fiberglass or not. Shoulda seen the owner freak out!!! :D Hell if I know what got into her.

    I was taught the hands behind your back when you're near a car you don't own thing. I still do it, you don't go touching someone elses stuff, *especially* at a car show.

    I've also seen people old enough to know better touch tapestries and fancy carpets displayed at museums. It takes all kinds.
     
  19. Hemizach
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    I think I'll have to figure out a way to use the head and body :D
     
  20. Hell I had a city of Marana cop pull me over in my 39 and put his muddy foot on my running board...he got pissed when I told him to get his foot off my car...yeah I got the damn ticket
     

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  21. FCCOOL
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    If i came home with that on my hood i would get my nuts chopped off.
     
  22. SlamCouver
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    "Hell I had a city of Marana cop pull me over in my 39 and put his muddy foot on my running board...he got pissed when I told him to get his foot off my car...yeah I got the damn ticket"

    If I was a cop I'd step all over your car as well.
     
  23. WTF is your problem
     
  24. SlamCouver
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    Its friday night and I dont have anything better to do.
     
  25. Spot_remover
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    LOL stir the shit ^^^^ I like that
     
  26. I had a really, really bad rash once..... :eek::eek::eek:

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  27. harpo1313
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    please tell us more
     
  28. pigpen
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    Did he look like this? :D pigpen


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  29. Well, lets see some pics of this old car!
     
  30. six pack to go
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    Whats worse is when your driving down the road and people in the on-coming lane are looking at your ride and nearly hit you!!!! Happens all the time...my '55 is my daily driver and this happens at least once per week!! Lot of finger action....~E
     

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