lately ive had a rash ........

I gotta move to texas, only i'd run outa ammo

 

I fell ya"lls pain.Just finished my truck, it's primered and every freaking cruise or show I go to,somebody knocks on the CENTER!!! of my door!!!Waiting to see that one guy that has a car at the show that does it to mine,cause payback is a bitch!!!!!WHY I ASK,WHY????

 

ill let children get away with it( mainly because theyre just curious, and dont know better). women( but only if theyre hott) and friends... weird old rednecks used to pull that shit when i drove my truck daily... gets old, but i try not to be an ass

 

Once, a guy had the hood of my ol' 63 1/2 Galaxy open when I came out of school. He didn't notice me behind him. I pinned him to the car and slammed the hood on hs fingers.He screamed like a fuckin baby. He didn't seem to care about anything but pain right then. Gotta wonder if he ever did anything like that again.

 

who ever he was, he sure lacks on the endurance.

 

I love the street rodder sign that says"don't touch or sit in this car unless your naked"
I started to drop trowl at a good guys show when I saw that sign in a tupperware 32. Should have seen the guy quickly offer to let me sit in it clothed. Oh yeah I'm 6'1" and about 300lbs and an asshole But back on topic Yeah it does piss me off when people touch my car. I still find myself putting my hands behind my back at car shows, I guess my dad did a good job raising me.

 

they lean on my car, I lean on them. you can problly go to the free clinic for the rash!! hah ha

 

Apparently someone was driving a vulva!!!!