Lazy, Fat Can't Afford Spit Club- apply within!!!

oh ya
no real job for 14 years...
weight before colonoscopy 355 --340 after
no money bought 32 this spring and xmas is near
please update my qualification list /member status so club plaque sandwich is big enuf

 

I would only expect you to make an announcement of that! We are actually already over 1,000 members- they are just TOO LAZY to post.

 

H A M B sandwiches!!!!HaHahaha!

 

JimA is right, I thought about it - but figured I would sign up later...
I am too broke to get fat, Jim. Can I still join?

 

Since you have NONAME- there actually is a name for those that do not understand that it's fine for one to use self deprication as humor against ones self (in this example calling MYSELF fat, lazy & broke), but then turn the joke into a mean spirited kick in the nuts (calling us LOSERS)- it's called an ASSHOLE- feel free to change your screen name.

 

Finally, a club for me! I think the meetings should be about what we're planning to build, but know we'll never get around to it.

 

I have a face that sunk a thousand ships...

 

are those credit cards? -coupons?- food stamps?
(red edge) showin in that pic

 

Screw it.... I'm in......hell I can't afford a piss ant in a wrasslin jacket!

 

Credit cards??? You need credit to get those, don't ya? It's a debit, not a debt-it card. If the cash ain't in the bank, I ain't buying it.

 

With two kids in college, my name describes 2/3 of this group!!!!!

 

Can I join? I am Fat, Lazy, Broke, and....BALD. That ought to get me some special recognition.

 

are you broke cuz you paid the naybor kid to shovel the driveway ?

if you can make it here i'll give you some thing to help ...
a nice conversation

paperdog

 

bald is in the realm of ugly qualifications vote pending ..
these standards have yet to be approved

fat, lazy, broke

all other attributes may get you back in the whiner club

 

No, I'm tired and smelly 'cuz I shoveled the driveway. Should paid the neighbor kid. Now I need a little woman to walk on my back and hold me while I take a nap...

 

you might be outed
lazy is part of membership duties
shoveling is a nono

now owing someone to shovel for you is accetpable

 

If I didn't shovel I couldn't get out to get my potato chips and beer for the couch session this evening.

 

Careful now, .............don't dislocate your shoulder pattin' yourself on the back. Sounds to me like you're a legend in your own mind.

 

Well i am broke going bald 26 year old that likes his 53 bel-air in a million peices rather then together.... Or so it would seem busy with too many jobs to actually work on my car right now can i join? I am not too lazy just working hard on getting fat!

 

Do we get free t-shirts?

 

YES!!! I have a used Stryper T in medium with a few stains and a hole in the belly- Where should I send it? Good to see you post Ricky! Jimbro

 

I bought some shit today and worked on my other 32(the roadster) so fuck you guys im out.
Dave
Oh ya i got up early too.

 

I'm in but don't ask me to do anything.
Mick

 

in.

 

Geez Jim I thought thats what the A after your name stood for!
I meant that in a nice way.
actually I use NONAME because everytime my POS computers take a dive I've lost my HAMB screen name. not being smart enough to get it back I have to find another! 48 HEMI then Old Car Glass Guy and now NONAME. so you can see I'm a 3 time LOSER and that's just on this board

 

I'de like to run for President of this club but I may be over qualified.

 

OK- redeemed, I guess you got a little funny in ya. You can sit in for a few meetings- but will have to decide on this club or Larry's.

 

Won't miss you- Larry needs ya!

 

OK you got me! I'm lazy, broke and a little over weight
just past 13 years on my dead for the last six years project 48 Hemi
8 years on my 52 plymouth 2 door hard top wagon
6 years on my 49 pontiac
2 years on my 54 GMC chopped,channeled sectioned
and I'm $40,000 short on the cash I need for my 32 to get in Larry's club

 

no prezz
just a executive comittee
all votes are counted day after tomorrow
lowest count wins every time
comittee notified next week

would have sent pic but was not able to reduce it to a size that was identifiable as anything fat -lazy or broke

am now working at getting up from chair to pee
oops to late