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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by JimA, Dec 2, 2006.

  1. huh never saw the club dues posted for larrys club ..
    guess i'm out there
    and way in here... sheeese
    is it okay to use ket board when damp?:rolleyes:
     
  2. cadillac daddyo
    Joined: Jul 23, 2005
    Posts: 420

    cadillac daddyo
    Member
    from wichita ks

    do i fit the bill i want to join something:D

    [​IMG]
     
  3. send handful of change/dues(american money only) to me
    then you will be broke and in good standing..

    paperdog
     
  4. cadillac daddyo
    Joined: Jul 23, 2005
    Posts: 420

    cadillac daddyo
    Member
    from wichita ks

    but i saving up the change for nachos at the roller derby guess i out:D
     
  5. 55chevy
    Joined: Sep 27, 2006
    Posts: 290

    55chevy
    Member

    I have a 1945 20 centavos, how much is that gringo?
     
  6. williebill
    Joined: Mar 1, 2004
    Posts: 3,395

    williebill
    Member

    I'm in...I wanted to start an assholes club,but was too lazy to get it started...think I found my home now...I think I deserve a special title and privileges for never finishing shit...
    50 Merc....so far,33 years
    51 Merc....so far,18 years
    and my NEW car,49 Ford,only been sitting in the garage for 12 years..barely got any dust on it..
    do I win?
     
  7. Toymont
    Joined: Jan 4, 2005
    Posts: 1,381

    Toymont
    Member
    from Montana

    Do we get club T shirts? Oh wait I cant afford one of those either. Count me in
     
  8. junkcad
    Joined: Jun 16, 2006
    Posts: 601

    junkcad
    Member
    from nashville

    this post calls to me...... im all the above !
     
  9. 325lbs.
    I bought my car 02/18/96 and its not done.
    I make less than a teacher.

    I'm the f'n poster child for the F.L.C.A.S.C.
     
  10. mackster
    Joined: May 28, 2006
    Posts: 535

    mackster
    Member

    I am broke and ugly, (which I am substituting for fat) and lazy sometimes, sleeping is my favorite sport, that I don't just watch, any ways I am in?
     
  11. old beet
    Joined: Sep 25, 2002
    Posts: 5,750

    old beet
    Member

    Quit pickin on me! FUCK YOU I ain't fat!!!!!!!......OLDBEET
     
  12. BEDSLEAD
    Joined: Aug 4, 2005
    Posts: 167

    BEDSLEAD
    Member
    from ONTARIO CA

    wow!!!!! all these like minded people . The hamb rules
     
  13. BEDSLEAD
    Joined: Aug 4, 2005
    Posts: 167

    BEDSLEAD
    Member
    from ONTARIO CA

    Its gotta be JIMA
     
  14. do you have to be a certain weight to be classified as fat? :)
     
  15. JimA
    Joined: Apr 1, 2001
    Posts: 4,795

    JimA
    BANNED

    No formal requirements. If you have never stepped foot in a gym since high school you should be fine. ;)

    Thanks to all that got the joke, sorry to the others that didn't see the idea of a club is to get together with like minded buddies that share a passion for something, NOT to exclude people because they "HAVE NOT" something.
     
  16. the term is fat not phat
    and weight is judged by them skinny guys in the other club
    just realized that one unfinished ride was bought in 89
    how many lazy club points is that ?
    i sold other older unfinished projects how many points is that?
    sorry just realized point system is to much like work to figure out ...
    back to the couch then resume club status
    paperdog
     
  17. Wow, a club tailor-made for me!:D
     
  18. notebooms
    Joined: Dec 14, 2005
    Posts: 2,077

    notebooms
    Alliance Member

    I may be kinda lazy, but i got big dreams.
    I may be a little fat, but im cuttin down carbs.
    I may be somewhat broke, but i be playin' dat lottery.
    until then....

    -scott noteboom
     
  19. fuel pump
    Joined: Nov 4, 2001
    Posts: 3,620

    fuel pump
    Member Emeritus
    from Caro,MI

    I saw this yesterday but was too lazy to post :D Then I was gonna do it this morning but it was snack time :p So do I qualify Jim:confused: Need to go to get to 100 though:(
     
  20. flathead okie
    Joined: May 22, 2005
    Posts: 1,480

    flathead okie
    Member

    I wonder how many '32's have tilt colums or the seat has been moved back so the owners can get thier fat, lazy, rich, ass behind the wheel ??:eek: :confused: :D










    I know I had to move mine back on the '31 so I could get my fat, lazy, poor, ass in:eek: :cool:
     
  21. Royalshifter
    Joined: May 29, 2005
    Posts: 15,715

    Royalshifter
    Moderator
    from California

    hhhhhhhhhmmmmmm? I am painting the wify's kitchen right now. I'm in.
     
  22. JimA
    Joined: Apr 1, 2001
    Posts: 4,795

    JimA
    BANNED

    Yep, tilt columns do suck as much as the matching ball-milled dash insert and engine dress-up package. This reminds me that I was having a thought that might revoke my club member status-
    I was thinking if I could come up with a with a cure for "Deuce Arm" - as in "I just spent $125K on my Deuce and BOY does my check writing arm hurt!" I could make a MILLION BUCKS!!!

    But just having the idea says I'm not lazy- then if it worked I wouldn't be broke. ;)

    I gotta also say it's VERY LIBERATING for the first time in 6 years being able to say what I want without someone saying "You CAN'T say that- you're a magazine guy" and then have them actually complain to Gary Meadors or my magazine publisher because I had a PERSONAL OPINION on something. Everyone else can say "You're Magazine/Organization SUCKS!!!" on a daily routine basis, but when I say I don't like crybaby dolls or white lettered tires I was INSTANTLY reminded "you can't say that- I'll complain to your boss!"
    So forgive me while I blow off my BIG MOUTH and remember how it feels to have my own opinion (stupid or not) without someone telling me how I'm not allowed because of my former profession. ;) :) ;) extra smileys!
     
  23. 3wLarry
    Joined: Mar 11, 2005
    Posts: 12,804

    3wLarry
    Member Emeritus
    from Owasso, Ok

    Jim thinks he's being funny, but he's just showing how childish he really is.......... I was warned by some here that he was enormously immature, petty, and would hold a grudge like a 16 year old valley girl...

    I've never said a bad word about him, so I don't understand his fixation on me, or why he persists with these juvenile attacks...maybe he thinks he is saving all of you from the likes of me... I don't think I'm the one suffering from small penis syndrome here...he pulled his out last night and showed it to all, then realized how stupid it made him look, so he retracted his statements. I retracted mine to downplay the drama...

    but now...here he is again, back at it today. With an attitude like this it makes one wonder if this is why he is unemployed...:rolleyes:
     
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  24. 3wLarry
    Joined: Mar 11, 2005
    Posts: 12,804

    3wLarry
    Member Emeritus
    from Owasso, Ok

    ...hang in there folks...it may take him a little while to come up with a witty comeback...
     
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  25. JimA
    Joined: Apr 1, 2001
    Posts: 4,795

    JimA
    BANNED

    I never said I was talking about you. I'm blowing off some steam that's been built up a long time. You wouldn't understand, and I don't expect you to. I've talked to you privately before about making statements about money spent on cars and stuff like "Wow, aren't we a small percentage" and "Deuce shells hanging on the wall don't count". I wasn't trying to go to war with you, And calling myself Fat, Lazy and Broke is an example of just how UNSERIOSLY I take myself. I love '32 Fords more than the average guy, but rubbing my nose in the fact that I don't currently own one and can't belong to your "club" more than once in your post- take that as you will. Thanks Jim
     
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  26. JimA
    Joined: Apr 1, 2001
    Posts: 4,795

    JimA
    BANNED

    Yeah, just like it took you eight hours to come up with one for mine yesterday to your post.
     
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  27. 3wLarry
    Joined: Mar 11, 2005
    Posts: 12,804

    3wLarry
    Member Emeritus
    from Owasso, Ok

    ...I rest my case...
     
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  28. tikidiablo
    Joined: Nov 10, 2004
    Posts: 853

    tikidiablo
    Member
    from so cal

    This is starting to sound like a mid-century modern message board drama.
     
  29. JimA
    Joined: Apr 1, 2001
    Posts: 4,795

    JimA
    BANNED

    Yeah, "just like the ol' days- bro"
     
  30. hey whiineys
    gotto go to the cabin now and lay in front of the fireplace there... thank goodness i brought in firewood last august
    and try to talk the naybor out of his 29 coupe...for the unfinished list of projects

    bringing my new robt williams book and trj and lotsa food a coarse

    hope i have enuf gas/change to get there
    hold on to those thoughts i'll be around later

    larry be careful you don't strech your self too thin and get kicked outta here
    paperdog
     

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