left my window down and a cat pissed in my carpet how do i get the smell out

Now let me get this straight, you wouldn't kill a cat, but you would a person who killed a cat? Damn, you're weird.
I believe you would be a prime candidate for the leader of the the Monticore fan club.
and yes I do think it's wrong to voluntary kill an animal sitting by the side of the road.
As for that Pumpkin ***hole cat across the street he's so damn smart he looks both ways when crossing the road, he's not about to get squished anytime soon.

But seriously Johnny, this cat (and the hundreds of others this lady owns) has become a thorn in my side, I really hate him, he's made my gender neutral kittie's life a miserable hell also.

Fix yer ****ing pets you *****s, we don't need to witness "the miracle of life" again for the millionth time.

 

Sorry,that's not quite true. I've neutered several thousand cats,including my own. Some,including good old Pizzaz, will continue to spray.Doesn't seem to have to do with age of neutering,although I'd suspect younger is better. Stress,additional; cats and maybe temperment are probably all issues.

 

never thought a post about cat piss would be so big.... man we are bored people...

 

And Johnny you're not gonna like this but they use live kittens in The Gatorland Zoo Jumparoo Show in Kissimmee. They hold 'em out on a stick and those big dumb gators leap up in the air and swallow 'em whole. I can't believe the SPCA let's them get away with it.
When they run out of kittens they use puppies.

 

I wish they would use Floridians, and some Texans......

That's why I LAUGH my *** off when someone opens up a gator and finds some dumb*** in there, or see those ****stumps who put on gator shows, only they are MISSING a digit, hand or arm.