Lesson # 1 - How NOT to modify your Sedan Body - EBay Item

Thank God its One of Kind.... The thought of 2 or more of these out there scares the hell out of me !

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2459799666&category=6234

Just when I thought I has seen it all, another one pops up
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2459838681&category=6057

Another car from Fla.... What are youguys putting in the water down there????????

 

Looks like a munstermobile lite.

I particularly like the rearview mirrors.

 

That is the worst thing I have seen in a while!

 

My GOD what was he thinking i'm soprised the abortion lobby aint protesting outside the blokes house wiv banners and placards................Mad Marq

 

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Another car from Fla.... What are youguys putting in the water down there????????


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Oh no you don't - we can't take responsibility for those. The first one is from Virginia (check the plate). The second one is from Englewood (close to me) and I've never seen it on the road (Thank goodness), so it was probably also brought down from the North. And, notice the bidder on the yellow one is from Baaston, Ma., so with any luck it will go back where it came from.

We put whiskey in the water - it helps!

 

Well, at least the battery mounting is original...

 

that sedan evidently has one of those rare 12 cyl. 327s...
and the other....what the fuck?

 

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Another car from Fla.... What are youguys putting in the water down there????????


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Welllll to answer your question - uhhhh ....

It's the sun - YEAH that's it - The sun baked there brains -
The second one doesnt need bigger wheels and tires - it needs a crusher!

 

nice placement

 

Yep--he's thinking outside the box...or is it thinking the box outside the car...or...never mind.

 

It has been my experience that any time a cuddly toy is used as an accoutrement to a car, the said car is always an ugly piece of shit.

 

Jeeez...

That yellow one has been on ebay about 3 times in the last year. Each time it has been a different color. Why the hell are people wasting so much time and money on that nightmare?

I have to admit though that seeing that tweety bird doll in there almost had me hitting the BID NOW button......


..........yeah right!

 

Ah, this thread is a good reminder that it's fun to look at other people's ugly children, which reminds me of an insult that was commonly said to Joe Cherney (who later turned out to be a good friend of mine) in second grade:

"Your mom had diarrhea, and you popped out."

 

There is a 12 cyl 327...Jag v-12s were 327s, but that sure as hell doesn't look like one.

 

The pseudo landau could be saved, maybe take the rest of the top off,
or modify it some more ala the Monkey Mobile or The Lil’ Coffin,

but I don't know if you could save the Teardrop T Bucket..

 

Here is that pile of shit a year ago.

 

i don't get it. where is this car coming from style wise? 4 pages of bitch'n about "rat rodz" and no one knock's this more common type of garbage. is the shit i truly hate. btw mine's not a rat rod.

 

don't make me look ignorant rev!!

 

That car looked cool how it was a year ago, but it was missing one thing!!!!

HC

 

It's just so painfully obvious that there are people in the world who will never be so cool and debonair and properly creative, and well, just plain "WITH IT" as "WE" are.

Sometimes I think we should just get over ourselves, soon.

 

I'm not through gettin over ourselves just yet..

There must be a useable idea in there somewhere..

The external battery for instance,

If it were attached like a drop tank on a P38, once you were up and running you could pull a lever and just let it go, relieving the burden of the excess wind resistance and weight it imposes.

And if you got in a wreck the Tweety Bird could act as an air bag preventing serious bodily injury.

Hell, the color would be like a beacon on a sunny day, it would be virtually impossible to misplace!

there's three, I'm sure there's more..

Paul

 

Well there you go boys and girls. That is the difference between us and them !!!!!!!!!
JR

 

Bidding $102.50 on the yellow thing... I gotta have me those hubcaps!!!!

 

Ok, I'm in.
On the 1st one:
"Vehicle Condition, real nice"
I guess if you don't have anything good to say....
Are those Vega taillights?

On the second one, other than the obvious, I like "starts and drives nice".. If it drives I'm assuming it starts!!
And "33 roaster replica". What part of the car is a '33? '33 WHAT?!?
I think it must be a 1933 Urine 8.

People like this really scare me.

 

DAMN!!! Outbid... $110.00 I gotta have it!!!!

 

DAMN, DAMN!!!! Bad Girly is a hard bargainer... $125.00... Whew... Working up a sweat here...

 

JESUS H. CHRIST!?!?!?

Screw it!!! I'm going for broke... $150.00!!!!

Here Goes!!!!

 

Too rich for my blood... I'm out.

Good luck happy bidders.

 

If anyone bids on those, I've got a visor I'll sell you cheap.

 

HAHAHA!!! kojack, you've got the best sense of humor of anyone on here!!