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Lesson # 1 - How NOT to modify your Sedan Body - EBay Item

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by BigDaddySteamRoller, Feb 11, 2004.

  1. Phil Stevens
    Joined: Mar 24, 2002
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    Thanks for that you guys, I've started the day with a laugh [​IMG] [​IMG] ( it's 9.10 on Thursday here BTW )
    Hey NADS you're right about the cuddly toy thing, I never thought about that before.
     
  2. Rocky
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
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    I can't believe Hatch didn't photo chop it...I also can't believe I actually wasted my time to even look at that, er...thing.
     
  3. injectedA
    Joined: Apr 27, 2002
    Posts: 590

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    Hell, I might bid on the first one.

    Sneak it in the neighborhood after dark, waaaaay after dark. Part out the mullet and other non related to that car parts shit. Move the suspension around. Put the top back on. I'll bet your money ahead. Steel body, chassis, wiring, blah, blah, blah.

    Come on now, who'd I piss off? You already thought about it. Bet the little fucker goes to 8K. Now you paid to much. [​IMG]

     
  4. robber grin
    Joined: May 26, 2003
    Posts: 464

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    car # 2 just scares the sh!t outa me...

    the hardest part to get around is somebody thought that would be cool.

    Oh well. "Do what you can with what you have."
     
  5. TheDooWopKid13
    Joined: Jun 18, 2003
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  6. 286merc
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
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    from Pelham, NH

    The first one has promise, sort of a rodded Ford Brewster but I dont think most of you guys ever heard of one.

    The second one certainly belongs in Florida, the builder must have been breathing swamp gas.

     
  7. shoebox72
    Joined: Jan 24, 2003
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    LMFAO, Those are hillarious. Those guys are for real?
    The mirrors on the first one take the CAKE. [​IMG]

    Billy
     
  8. Django
    Joined: Nov 15, 2002
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    This guy is not to be outdone...

    Fucked up '36 Ford on ebay. WTF was this guy thinking?

    [​IMG]
     
  9. lakes modified
    Joined: Dec 2, 2001
    Posts: 1,283

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    Wow, what is it they say about being "BUTT UGGLEY" ?, it's in the eye of the beholder ?. It's amazing what a person can do with a few gallons of bondo and sandpaper.



    "A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste"

    p.s . put me down for the battery box.
     
  10. Unkl Ian
    Joined: Mar 29, 2001
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    Is there a committee of blind people out there "designing" cars. [​IMG]
    I mean,besides the Crack smoking blind drunken Baboons that did the Pontiac Aztec.

     
  11. Dear Jebus! It's the most horrible looking ride I've ever seen. I guess that Florida sun has them thinking ass backwards or something. Maybe a gator nibbled on his leg and he slipped with the sawzall. Well, for whatever reason, I feel sorry for the winning bidder, and even more sorry that there was a bidder in the first place.
     
  12. Thanx BigDaddy ........now my retnas are burnin!!!! [​IMG]
    That 36 should be a ProMod......or maybe it was!! [​IMG]
     
  13. Fastsporty
    Joined: Feb 8, 2003
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    a little imagination and quick photoshop, I kinda like it.
     

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  14. The_Monster
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    you guys notice the hubcaps on the yellow one turn the opposite ways on either side?

    How about three cheers for the universal exposed hinge at the trunk.

     

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  15. haring
    Joined: Aug 20, 2001
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    [ QUOTE ]
    a little imagination and quick photoshop, I kinda like it.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Some'n wrong with you, boy.

    That '36 could at least be saved. Change the hood scoop to Hilborn injection, chrome reverse wheels with whitewalls, metalflake paint, and you've got yourself a '60s show rod.
     
  16. sawzall
    Joined: Jul 15, 2002
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    [​IMG]

    as if the outside aint bad enough....
     
  17. 30roadster
    Joined: Aug 19, 2003
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    tell me thats a taxi from the philipines- plez [​IMG]
     
  18. Oilcan Harry
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
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    from INDY

    I prefer the blue POS look to the yellow POS look. Of course they both suck.
     
  19. Ragtop
    Joined: Nov 17, 2001
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    People are actually bidding on these things!
     
  20. Action Girl
    Joined: Oct 22, 2003
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    What the hell kinda flames are those on that first abomination? It's like someone hit two cans of paint going down the road...

    Eeessh...

     
  21. Action Girl
    Joined: Oct 22, 2003
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    Please explain the lime green door jambs, "eyes" on the front and those ghastly tail lights on that 36...

    My gawd!

    Stop them! Stop them NOW!

     
  22. Spitfire1776
    Joined: Jan 7, 2004
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    from York, PA

    The first one looks like someone has a certain fetish for the Munster Koach, but didn't know how to express it properly.
     
  23. The first one ain,t to bad really,The fresh paint kills it.
    The yellow one would probably be a nice ride if the body
    were to be trashed and replaced by a replica cobra or other
    kitcar body.Thats probably what the chassis was originaly
    built for.See the drivers view pic.The radiator frame is
    more than 1 inch higher on the right hand side.Maybe the
    guy is just crosseyed and colour blind.
     

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