Lesson # 1 - How NOT to modify your Sedan Body - EBay Item

Thanks for that you guys, I've started the day with a laugh ( it's 9.10 on Thursday here BTW )
Hey NADS you're right about the cuddly toy thing, I never thought about that before.

 

I can't believe Hatch didn't photo chop it...I also can't believe I actually wasted my time to even look at that, er...thing.

 

Hell, I might bid on the first one.

Sneak it in the neighborhood after dark, waaaaay after dark. Part out the mullet and other non related to that car parts shit. Move the suspension around. Put the top back on. I'll bet your money ahead. Steel body, chassis, wiring, blah, blah, blah.

Come on now, who'd I piss off? You already thought about it. Bet the little fucker goes to 8K. Now you paid to much.

 

car # 2 just scares the sh!t outa me...

the hardest part to get around is somebody thought that would be cool.

Oh well. "Do what you can with what you have."

 

those are aful

 

The first one has promise, sort of a rodded Ford Brewster but I dont think most of you guys ever heard of one.

The second one certainly belongs in Florida, the builder must have been breathing swamp gas.

 

LMFAO, Those are hillarious. Those guys are for real?
The mirrors on the first one take the CAKE.

Billy

 

This guy is not to be outdone...

Fucked up '36 Ford on ebay. WTF was this guy thinking?

 

Wow, what is it they say about being "BUTT UGGLEY" ?, it's in the eye of the beholder ?. It's amazing what a person can do with a few gallons of bondo and sandpaper.



"A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste"

p.s . put me down for the battery box.

 

Is there a committee of blind people out there "designing" cars.
I mean,besides the Crack smoking blind drunken Baboons that did the Pontiac Aztec.

 

Dear Jebus! It's the most horrible looking ride I've ever seen. I guess that Florida sun has them thinking ass backwards or something. Maybe a gator nibbled on his leg and he slipped with the sawzall. Well, for whatever reason, I feel sorry for the winning bidder, and even more sorry that there was a bidder in the first place.

 

Thanx BigDaddy ........now my retnas are burnin!!!!
That 36 should be a ProMod......or maybe it was!!

 

a little imagination and quick photoshop, I kinda like it.

 

you guys notice the hubcaps on the yellow one turn the opposite ways on either side?

How about three cheers for the universal exposed hinge at the trunk.

 

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Some'n wrong with you, boy.

That '36 could at least be saved. Change the hood scoop to Hilborn injection, chrome reverse wheels with whitewalls, metalflake paint, and you've got yourself a '60s show rod.

 

as if the outside aint bad enough....

 

tell me thats a taxi from the philipines- plez

 

I prefer the blue POS look to the yellow POS look. Of course they both suck.

 

People are actually bidding on these things!

 

What the hell kinda flames are those on that first abomination? It's like someone hit two cans of paint going down the road...

Eeessh...

 

Please explain the lime green door jambs, "eyes" on the front and those ghastly tail lights on that 36...

My gawd!

Stop them! Stop them NOW!

 

The first one looks like someone has a certain fetish for the Munster Koach, but didn't know how to express it properly.

 

The first one ain,t to bad really,The fresh paint kills it.
The yellow one would probably be a nice ride if the body
were to be trashed and replaced by a replica cobra or other
kitcar body.Thats probably what the chassis was originaly
built for.See the drivers view pic.The radiator frame is
more than 1 inch higher on the right hand side.Maybe the
guy is just crosseyed and colour blind.