Lets hear funny round up stories... here is one of mine...

To start we have a club member who has a 56 bagged caddy with prple fur on his roof, we are always giving him crap about bein ggay cause of his car top, so 53 Ash found a sticker that said " I love to eat .. then another word for a chicken. Seeing people taking pictures then seeing the sticker and walking away was freaking priceless....

BUT THAT WAS NOT AS FUNNY AS .....

me meeting Frank form Mequite. I had stuck that sticker on my badanna on my head and when i went to shake Franks hand the look on his face was funny as hell and he even started to retrieve his hand and give me a look like you gay *&*& (*&^... if ya get my drift. After that all our club members keep checking thier cars closely for extra things to show up on their cars. LOL


Now lets here some more

 

...Tony...yer scarin' your fellow Hamb'rs...

 

That wasn't funny... That was just disturbing.

I was going to post my funny stories here, but now....

 

I love to eat..... pollo?? I don't get it.

 

Sounds Like.... " A Very Special Time For You Fellas "

 

overheard a guy saying I'm not putting a modern rear end in my "traditional rod" then I looked inside at his GM tilt wheel....

 

Years ago, 70s, the guy who owned the V8 Shop in Ohio printed a bunch of bumper stickers that said "Honk if you Give Head!". We had a lot of fun with those.

 

Me either
Comon Tony enlighten us. I mean this is the HAMB you can do anything here that you would do in public and a lot of stuff you wouldn't.

hey I just got back to the board from the garage. I think I figured it out you mean chicken like in rooster right? Hmnnnn I eat Gallo? I guess I still don't get it.
You could have just put a little rainbow on it way more subtle and says so much about a fella.

 

LOL, that sticker was a trip. I had a friend of mine put one of those long thin rainbow stickers on the rear bumper of my Galaxie once. He put it just below the ridge so I didn't see it unless I happen to walk up from a distance. No telling how long it was there. I still want to get him back for that.

Just be glad you didn't run into Leslie while you were wearing that sticker. I'm sure he would have been your best pal. Austinites know who Leslie is.

 

Was Leslie there this year?
r

 

Remember all those bumper stickers that had the heart on them...."I heart puppies" " I heart squardancing" "I heart my grandchildren" "I heart coffee" etc. Well a friend of mine who will remain nameless, had a bunch of stickers made up that were the same size as the heart on the bumper stickers. His stickers said "FUCK" and he went into parking ramps in Minneapolis and different parking lots and stuck his sticker over the heart on the peoples bumper sticker. So now the 75 year old grandma had a bumper sticker that said "I FUCK my grandchildren". And all the other combinations of heart stickers that you can think of.

 

yes .. It was a quite funny.. it was a male chicken on the sticker.. Propwash has a pict of it..

 

Rooster....gallo. I get it, I get it. You savage

 

I know a gay dude who builds the hell of some bad ass hot rods actually, and he's looking for a boyfriend that doesn't "act gay". Can I give him your buddy's number?

 

Hell give him my number I could use a hand in the garage and probably wouldn't get too mad if someone ate the rooster or not.

 

What do ya need a 'hand' for?????

 

Hoped someone would catch that.

To choke this damned chicken its up at the crack of dawn every day.

 

I swear, one of these days all you "I'm so secure in my manhood I can act gay" guys are gonna run into one gigantic mountain-fag who is going to make you pay for all you're homophobic/erotic 'tom'foolery....

Mark my words, ya'll gonna be some funny walkin' Marys... Driving Rat-Rod Nash METRO-politons... With gigantic pink pompadors... Power-parking at the 'Backdoor.'

It's like when your mom said, "you keep making that face, one day it's gonna stay that way"...

 

He lives here. So yeah, he's around S. Congress year round.

 

Was Leslie the guy wearing a thong and a bra on Congress and for gods sake i pray i never meeet the one of those Mountian-fags Kilroy is talking about...hehehehe

 

...Big...all you had to say was that you liked the other white meat...



...and here's a pic of Leslie from last years Roundup...

 

Gotta go wash my eyes out with a wire brush now...thanks.

 

Yes he was, my eyes still hurt!


jerry

 

Reminds me of when I was working as a carpenter. Guys from work would keep putting those gay pride rainbow stickers on eachother's cars. They would usually stay on for about a week until the guy would go to wash it.

 

Last year I established my reign as the "burnout king" in the late model European Touring Sedan section of the local contingient. (Ask D.W. it's an inside joke at 135 indicated on the speedo), I was sad there were no burnout spots in front of the Continental this year...

This year, I was 99 % on the way to a fist fight defending fiberglass 32's.
I have no dog in this hunt, I just like hot rods!
Build what you want right?
So some asshole from Arkansas starts talking shit about that fake 1950 Mercedes SLR, (me = Mercedes Tech) I tell him it's fake as "all day".
Then I tell him 50% of the 32's he's drooling over are fake too, he gets pissed off at me for pointing out he can't spot a fake, and then I took my glasses off.
Well, I thought it was funny that I drove my Benz to the roundup, and some asshole that drove a C1500 from Arkansas wanted to fight me over the whole fiberglass vs. real steel deal.
Jeezus people, give it a break!

Build what you want and can afford! DEAL!

 

I heard that "Stinky" the Austin Bum is dating Leslie.

 

Are you guy's referring to this sticker? Seen here on Plowboys Sea Hag.


CBB

 

I have one on my bike.

 

You guys are rotten! I love it!

Reminds me of a recent story about my wife's brother and his boyfriend. "Uncle Kevin and Aunt Patrick"

 

I have hidden video of them having a threesome with Paris Hilton. I think Nads may have filmed it.