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Discussion in 'Questions & Suggestions' started by Rande, Feb 23, 2005.

  1. JimC
    Joined: Dec 13, 2002
    Posts: 2,243

    JimC
    Member
    from W.C.,Mo.

    AHHHH! What the H.A.M.B. is all about!

    With a couple of exceptions, NEW guys trying to impress each other about who is the wittiest.

    Crosley, Barnett, oldtimers, everyone else after June last year.
    Not even a year under the belt and already flaming a FNG.

    KOOL?
     
  2. outkast
    Joined: Apr 13, 2004
    Posts: 138

    outkast
    Member

    hey fng you need to heed your own words!! STFU!!
     
  3. master
    Joined: Apr 7, 2005
    Posts: 4

    master
    Member
    from mn

    anyone that gives rande shit is o.k. in my book.. he is 6 foot 2 inches tall and weight is about 175.. and can press 367. He picks up tranny's with one hand and bolts them in with the other..all while watching t.v. reading a book and masterbating..quite a guy's guy...If you know what I mean.. I think he would do good in california.. He is independantly wealthy and fights women off ...unless they look like a supermodel and then fights them off for the guys with them. anyway.. the more shit he gets the better it is.. By the way..he's as close to a brother(favorite brother) as you can get and not be one. A great guy...but I would never tell him that. Master just another crappy uneducated old fat grey haired guy and a fucking new guy at that.
     
  4. tysond
    Joined: Dec 6, 2003
    Posts: 335

    tysond
    Member

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :)
     
  5. Merlin
    Joined: Apr 9, 2005
    Posts: 2,545

    Merlin
    Member
    from Inman, SC

    [​IMG] First post! Does that mean i'm a FNG to!:D
     
  6. Rande
    Joined: Oct 16, 2004
    Posts: 349

    Rande
    Member

    Please pay no attention to this "Master" guy. He's brain damaged and has been stalking me across the net ever since I took his supermodel girlfriend from him. ;)
     
  7. Alfster
    Joined: Jan 15, 2002
    Posts: 1,174

    Alfster
    Member

    Oh shit, is that what FNG means. I always thought it was (the) Ford's Not Going :D :) :D :)
     
  8. master
    Joined: Apr 7, 2005
    Posts: 4

    master
    Member
    from mn

    Stalking him...hahahaha.. at least it is true I have a supermodel woman.. my wife.. he is jealous of that and has been for 29 years plus. You know this guy is a little off his rocker.. for god's sake.. he drives a ford.. anyone that drives a ford..just isn't right..the good lord made caddy's for a reason.. so ever other car made would have something to dream about growing up and into. Caddy's are chevy's with class. I mean really what other car in 59 had thermostate controlled instant heat and air. power windows, seats, vents, dimmer, power antenna, and air ride suspension...and was instantly recognized as the ultimate status symbol. Well anyway rande is nuts and deserves every ugly word spoken about him. Also some very nice words about his ablity with a wrench, torch, wire, and air tools.. Some call him the wizard of ingenuity.. I just call him the king of cobble..
     

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