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little sayings on the back of drag cars.

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by edweird, Jun 22, 2012.

  1. 64sshemi
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    from weare n.h.

    " Our father whom art in Florida"
     
  2. 64sshemi
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    Dans donkey farm, We haul ass!
     
  3. Hotrod1959
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    Perfect!
     
  4. Hemiman 426
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  5. PA-IndianRider
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    Man..... that story sure does get around..... heard it was a blond chick that drove a Corvette alright ...... But she lived in Pittsburgh..... As the story goes one night she LOST.... and would NOT keep up her part of the saying!!!!!

    Also how about the one about the "fly" & the "shifter" :eek: .... If you know what I am talking about NO EXPLANATION is needed. :rolleyes:L o L !!!!!
     
  6. jkperformance
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    On the back of the race car of Famous Amos at Muncie Dragway
    " My Dixie Wrecked". I met my (now) wife just after I heard her laughing at the saying on the back of our Pinto drag car...."Porn Star...Offical Training Vehicle" I liked her right away!!
     
  7. An early 60s impala race car from Swift Current ,Sask.
    "Damn the torpedoes , full speed ahead ! "
     
  8. 39ChevyBob
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    Not a drag car, but thought this was great. Taken at LARS last weekend.
     

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  9. JAWS
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    I remember this one from when I was a youngster. Took me a few years to figger it out...... ;)
     
  10. shinysideup
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  11. 327-365hp
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    Run 'em
    Wreck 'em
    and Never
    Check 'em
     
  12. 327-365hp
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    A guy showed me his photo album from the 70's. There was a pic of a Chevelle with "AMF" on the decklid. He said it meant. Adios MO FO
     
  13. Sumfuncomet
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    On my 1963 comet which I put waaay too much money into, 697 horse, low 6 second 1/8 mile I had Sumfuncomet, my handle on the HAMB. My wife always wanted to know how much money I had in the car, I always said oh, around twenty. One day we were pushing it off the trailer into the shop and my wife was walking by and my buddy said, " you think for 60,000 dollars we could just drive it into the shop!" I heard about that later!

    Saw on the back of a 69 Hemi Dart, badass street car"This IS my Mommas car"!
     
  14. olskoolspeed
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    "bad news travels fast"
     
  15. Pasta
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    I remember seeing "Support Your Local Dragstrip" on cars here in CT in the 70's.
    I would love to paint that on the back of my car, but there AINT no local dragstrips anymore! LOL Closest one is 115 miles away.

    Pasta
     
  16. GTOMUSTANG
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  17. southern thunder
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    a good friend of mine had a 55 chevrolet like mine when we were teenagers, except his had a 409 in his. it was really a nice car. his licence plate read....U WISH.
     
  18. chigger
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    There was always a story (and I've heard it from quite a few older guys) about a blond that street raced a 70's Vette here in Jersey with "If You Can Beat Me, You Can Eat Me" lettered on the back.

    I have heard the story about a blond in A vette in Kansas city that her car
    said the same thing,,,,,, Urban legend
     
  19. fearnoevo
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    500 miles is a family vacation, 1/4 mile, now THATS a race.

    Catch me if you can.

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    Blue Bayou
     
  20. chaddilac
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  21. gasolinescream
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    Hahaha i always liked that. A friend knocked this up and I had it on the back of my trailer/camper for when i'd hit a big hill and hold folks up!!

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    First bit of sign writing i'd done on my old 58 Ford Escort (100E long roof). It was going to a push car for a slingshot but never happened.

    For sinners not saints i think was a line from a song, can't remember.

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    and who says red tint, full beige paisley trim and orange and gold flake don't go together:D:D:D

    All good fun!
     
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  22. FEDER
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    On the trunklid of My Sons chopped 50 Merc 4 dr it said coupes are for chickens!
    It had a dual quad 427/482 with a 4 speed. Fed
     
  23. I think it was Sherly McDowney that had that saying
    on her Race Car "if you Beat me I will eat you "
    that was back in the early 70's
    as I recall
    Just my 3.5 cents
     
  24. FEDER thats is a good one mabey I will put that
    on my car
    thanks
     
  25. derbydad276
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    my favorite I saw once...

    for racing purposes only not for highway use
     
  26. derbydad276
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    she was from detroit!!!
     
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  28. II FUNNY
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    Bill lawtons A/FX Mustang had "suivez moi" french for follow me.
     
  29. snap daddy
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    I spent most of my money on fast cars and fast women.
    The rest.... I just wasted.

    Converting Cash Into Noise Since 1975

    I got a racecar for my wife. Good trade, huh?
     
  30. Leakie
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    Do you mean "Shirley Muldowney" ???
     

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