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MARCUS just impressed us..........

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Germ, Jun 11, 2004.

  1. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
    Posts: 1,335

    Germ
    Member

    Thanks for hooking up my BOY on the deal with the wheels, you could have been a TWEAKER HORSETRADER and sold them on ebay for 3 times the amount you sold them to my BRO..........

    I spend my DAYS cutting your **** off in the TRAILER park,
    and selling METH to your LANDLORD so he will evict you...

    But when you come through *****E, I have to THANK you.....
    even if YOU did make death threats to me....

    Now your ONLY a "HALF A ***"(tm)....
    but even at HALF, thats still enough to be wearing my PLUG when you and your DRESS break down the shower door.....

    The wheels will LOOK GREAT on the G***ER...

    thanks,
    germ
     
  2. Skate Fink
    Joined: Jul 31, 2001
    Posts: 3,472

    Skate Fink
    Member Emeritus

    ..........and today..........Hell freezes over!! [​IMG] There is hope for peace in the Middle East yet............
     
  3. topdeadcenter
    Joined: Nov 30, 2002
    Posts: 525

    topdeadcenter
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    ..........and today..........Hell freezes over!! [​IMG] There is hope for peace in the Middle East yet............

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Exactly what I was thinking! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

    Mike
     
  4. CURIOUS RASH
    Joined: Jun 2, 2002
    Posts: 9,635

    CURIOUS RASH
    Classified's Moderator

    ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!

    And there's so much I haven't done. [​IMG]

    RASHY
     
  5. fuel pump
    Joined: Nov 4, 2001
    Posts: 3,620

    fuel pump
    Member Emeritus
    from Caro,MI


    I guess there is hope for leftcoasters yet [​IMG] I'm impressed.
     
  6. JimC
    Joined: Dec 13, 2002
    Posts: 2,243

    JimC
    Member
    from W.C.,Mo.

    You goin' soft in your later days, Germ?[​IMG]
     
  7. [ QUOTE ]
    ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!

    And there's so much I haven't done. [​IMG]

    RASHY

    [/ QUOTE ]


    Yep... I think this is the BIG ONE.

    JOE[​IMG]
     
  8. Germ,you on E instead of crack.What a different trip for you eh.....Shiny
     
  9. ray
    Joined: Jun 25, 2001
    Posts: 3,798

    ray
    Member
    from colorado

    i think he's goin soft cause ol ronnie croaked. without raygun, what would have become of GERM as we know him?
     
  10. Nads
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 11,875

    Nads
    Member
    from Hypocrisy

    I don't which is worse, being half gay or half straight.
     
  11. Depends on if it's the front half or the back half that's gay. [​IMG]
     
  12. k9racer
    Joined: Jan 20, 2003
    Posts: 3,091

    k9racer
    Member

    When I read this I thought it was left over from April first.
     
  13. Actually the wheels I sent contained Anthrax and you will all die soon...Its all part of my master plan...hehehehe ...hahahahah... [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
    Glad he can use the wheels on something cool..I don't pimp parts anymore for money so now I can afford to hook homies up ..Also The cool thing is I still have the connections and accounts from the Hot Rod Vintage Parts days..So I can get **** CHEAP for anyone who needs it!!
     
  14. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
    Posts: 1,335

    Germ
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    it showed a SIDE of you that we werent use to, and I'm man enough to say thank you,,,

    SO THANK YOU,, I freebase ANTHRAX when I run out of RICHARD PRIORS ASHES and KNIFE HITS of METH
     
  15. Your Welcome...I appreciate the post.
     
  16. ratster
    Joined: Sep 23, 2001
    Posts: 3,626

    ratster
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    when I run out of RICHARD PRIORS ASHES and KNIFE HITS of METH


    [/ QUOTE ] he's dead?
     
  17. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
    Posts: 1,335

    Germ
    Member

    no, he has DRY ASH like SKIN, it's something that HAPPENS to us *****ES. every once in a while,,

    We smoke the FLAKES
     
  18. Nads
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 11,875

    Nads
    Member
    from Hypocrisy

    Damn germ, that's totally rad dude. Do you like follow him around? Do the skin flakes exit off the back of his Scooterdoodle like a vapor trail? Do you roll the flakes up in a joint with tobacco, or do you use a pipe?

    I wanted to make a pube wig out of Dave Lee Travis' beard when I was pre*****cent (to make me look more mature in the gym shower.) He came to our school for a 'pep' talk, we hocked loogies into his beard and sold fake autographs of his to girls from the retard school next door for 50 pence each. BTW Dave Lee Travis was a Radio One DJ, he was also a fat ******* hippie burnout loser that deserved every bit of green phlegmed at his person.

    Hwy Marcus, does this mean we're not allowed to rip on you anymore?
     
  19. What fun would that be?!! [​IMG]
     
  20. Flat Ernie
    Joined: Jun 5, 2002
    Posts: 8,406

    Flat Ernie
    Tech Editor

    [ QUOTE ]
    Actually the wheels I sent contained Anthrax and you will all die soon

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Not to hijack your post, but I got arrested a week ago for this **** - a practical joke on a buddy of mine backfired on me. Dropped an envelope full of my old fingernail clippings on his desk when he wasn't around. He, being the gay ***** he is, got scared & called the cops. I got arrested - pretty funny actually. Everyone is cool now though & it was only military police, so nothing (more) on my record. But Scotland Yard CT unit knows my name now [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
  21. Damn dude...I was waiting for someone to say something about that...ITS JUST A JOKE!!...
     
  22. Flat Ernie
    Joined: Jun 5, 2002
    Posts: 8,406

    Flat Ernie
    Tech Editor

    [ QUOTE ]
    ITS JUST A JOKE!!...

    [/ QUOTE ]

    I know! That's why it's so ****in' funny! No one has a sense of humor anymore.

    I wasn't trying to "warn" you - just relating that no one has any sense of humor [​IMG] sad, ain't it?

    My **** is funny (now that I'm not going to jail). I've got a copy of the police blotter. Makes for good reading [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
  23. I didnt mean it to sound like that man..I know you werent warning me..Yeah the world is too God damn Politically correct and serious these days..
     
  24. What car are is Rick building anyways?
     
  25. Hay-Flat Ernie- did ya get a copy of your MUG SHOT? [​IMG]............thats just plain COOL!
     
  26. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
    Posts: 1,335

    Germ
    Member

    "Tell me is it cool to **** ?
    you think I come to talk,?
    am I a fool or what ?
    positions on the floor it's like ******
    ironic
    cause i'm somewhat psychotic
    i'm hitten' switches on *****es
    like i been fixed with hydraulics,
    up and down like a roller coaster
    come up beside ya
    I ain't quitin' till the show is over
    cause i'm a rider,
    in and out just like a robbery
    i'll probably be a freak and let you get on top of me
    get her rockin' these nights full of Alazhay
    a livin' legend
    you ain't heard about these *****s gettin' played in cali these days"
     
  27. Now your a really soft songwriter.I gots tears in my eyes readin that.
    GERM the poet and we didn't know it. [​IMG]......Shiny
     
  28. Deloris Tucker
    You's a mutha****er
    Instead of tryin' to help a *****
    You destroy a brotha
    Worst than tha others
    Bill Clinton
    Mr. Bob Dole
    You too old to understand tha way tha game is told
    Your lame
    So I gotta hit you with tha high facts
    Won't someone listen ?

    sorry, dude, he didn't write that....
     
  29. macs55
    Joined: Oct 28, 2003
    Posts: 462

    macs55
    Member

    I wonder why we scared to let each other fly?
    June 1 6 7 1 the day momma pushed me outa womb
    told me ***** get paid!
    No one can understand me
    the black sheep
    outcasted from my family
    I run the streets a young runawy
    live for today
    time goes by puffin don't lie
    hopein that it gets me high
    got a ***** goin crazy
     
  30. nor cal nic
    Joined: Feb 26, 2003
    Posts: 813

    nor cal nic
    Member

    i'm watching CHAPPELLE'S SHOW on dvd thinking of MARCUS and getting ready to call GERM.
    nic
     

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