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Mexico Report..........its rough down here

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Tman, Mar 4, 2004.

  1. halfway through the week. I am sitting in the Mayan Palace resort just checking up on email and such. Looking at hot women in teeny bikinis is rough, I needed a break. [​IMG]
    Havent found any surf but if I do the sets have been preety big, for beach break. I guess its been windy for weeks. The seafood however has been awesome. I have a few new recipes to try now.
    Just a note to my HAMB friends. Later kids.
     
  2. Roothawg
    Joined: Mar 14, 2001
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    Enough of that...I am home with an 8 year old that is projectile vomiting....wanna trade?
     
  3. Levis Classic
    Joined: Oct 7, 2003
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    TMAN you suck! Hey dont drink the water.
     
  4. Water? Thats in the beer and rest assured the Cervesa is fine to drink! I am about to grab a sixer and head down to the beach, maybee do some sea kayaking? All the while I am waiting for the freedom bird to take me home. You think I can make up a week of time on the Touring on Sunday?
     
  5. Morrisman
    Joined: Dec 9, 2003
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    Morrisman
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    from England

    Hah! Hot women? Teeny bikinis?
    I'm sitting in a bullshit home made 'office' in the hold of a ship, that's been tied up in freezin' friggin' Norway for the last six weeks!!!! I'll be glad to get back to England, to warm the hell up. Nowhere is as cold as friggin' Norway.

    Oh well, six more days and I'll be home and in the garage. Gonna get my Morris on the road THIS year! [​IMG]
     

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  6. Oilcan Harry
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
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    Ok Tman, Hot women and tiny bikinis? WHERE ARE THE PICTURES! Inquiring minds want to drool.
     
  7. Tuck
    Joined: May 14, 2001
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    from MINNESOTA

    yeah dont you have a digi cam?

    bring home mexi blankets and corona...

    you gonna go see the vanilla ice concert?

    tuck
     
  8. timebandit
    Joined: Feb 13, 2003
    Posts: 188

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    from Norway

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    I'm sitting in a bullshit home made 'office' in the hold of a ship, that's been tied up in freezin' friggin' Norway for the last six weeks!!!! I'll be glad to get back to England, to warm the hell up. Nowhere is as cold as friggin' Norway.

    Oh well, six more days and I'll be home and in the garage. Gonna get my Morris on the road THIS year! [​IMG]

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    Freezin huh? Now wonder the norwegian Vikings busted your ass a thousand years ago then. [​IMG] We are used to a tough climat you know. Lots of rods being built during winter time.Nothing else to do besides watching BS on TV or get in the sac with the wife. [​IMG]
     
  9. Farmer
    Joined: Sep 20, 2002
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    tman, make me proud and go surf!
    oh, and take some thong pics for us dirty old/young men.
    prolly wouldn't be a bad idea to bring back some mexican blankets...i saw one go for sale on ebay for some re-damn-diculous price!...haha i guess they are hard to come by in Europe. anyway- have fun there gringo!
     
  10. junk runner jr
    Joined: Dec 21, 2001
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    I am realy sorry to hear that Tman. You must be at the wrong resort. Where we stayed they were not even wearing a bikinis. Have you made it to Coco Bongo yet? Its a must...
     
  11. scoop
    Joined: Jul 4, 2001
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    You suck,we're in a winter storm warning!!!
     
  12. flying clutchman
    Joined: Sep 7, 2003
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    hot women in teeny bikinis? yeah so? where the hell are the hot rods to stare at? [​IMG]
     
  13. HAY T-DUDE....theres a SNOWY HELL waitin on you in S Dakota....you lucky Dog. [​IMG]
     
  14. Well, sorry guys, no pics. That Digi is my boss'. I did buy a bottle of GUSANO ROJA in tribute to Mike Zenor. Might drag it to MOKAN this summer.

    And FJ, never did find surf [​IMG]
     
  15. Rocky
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
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    Git your round ass back here! You're missing all the fun!
    P.S.... bring me back a stick flywheel for a 58-60 Pontiac.
     
  16. Radshit
    Joined: Mar 2, 2001
    Posts: 1,420

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    [ QUOTE ]
    and take some thong pics for us dirty old/young men

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    I'm sorry......but I don't want to see Tman in a thong......geeesshh!!!!
     
  17. Morrisman
    Joined: Dec 9, 2003
    Posts: 1,602

    Morrisman
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    from England

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    Now wonder the norwegian Vikings busted your ass a thousand years ago

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    We've been trying to hang that Viking raiders shit on the Norwegians onboard, and they tell us that Vikings don't actually come from Norway!? Something to do with Germany or Sweden they reckon. Norwegians were known as the 'mountain monkeys' or something like that. Or so the Swedes tell us [​IMG]
     
  18. Got back safe and sound last night. No thong for me, hell I havent even taken off my shirt in years on the quest for a tan. You see, my white Norge/Scottish ass dont need any more sun than I get during everyday activities. I saw more future skincancer patients than I neeed too!!!
     

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