Weird aint it? My lineage is German and I live in NC, my grandpa made lightning and sold half of it to junior johnson and drank the other half... where's the creek? and he never wore a cowboy hat... Greetings from the american south.
My dad and grandpaw were moonshiners. My family has plenty of stories of revenuers poking around and my grandpaw being arrested etc etc... My family was a bunch of backwoods pirates and cut throats, hence my avatar.
Sho does look like some a dem 'ol boys watch'n that wreck'n yard I used to go to in Franklin Co. Virginia when I lived down yonder. They all had this look to 'em, You know, "What da hell you want, Boy??" Shiners - can't do nuthin with em - might jus as well leave em alone... b'sides that therez some good lit'nin ya'all - real good lit'nin... (damn stuff like to burn a hole out a me from the top down). I was jus glad they never figger'd out I'z a yankee.... real glad. They DO have shotguns....
years ago,,my brother wanted to have a graduation party at my house,,more than half of the school showed up..someone brought a mason jar of shine,,, people where taking lil snorts of it,,but this one girl,,she had never even drank any alcohol prior,,well she takes the jar and turns it up and drank it like water!! we were amazed,,,,but needless to say,,later that evening she was in the hospital getting her stomach pumped,,,
Nice photos, tints, vehicles and big pizza pie moons. Is it typical for your average moonshiner to hold his rifle in that sideways Boyz in da Hood style?
So do those barrels have some killer homemade Schnapps in em? It's no moonshine, but that stuff will lay you out but good. Sure tastes better than moonshine too.
I love u all!!! And u'r humor! Great! Damn, those Air Riffles can blow a hole into a big oak tree! Anyone can get me a real gun??? The reason why I'm holding that "heavy" air gun so gay is, that all these shot were spontanous, and we just were foolin' around. This was just the only shot, were I wasn't making a super goofy face. U don't wanna see the Broke Back Mountain Boys shots No, not for real, but one of my girls said, what were u doin' there in the woods, this picture looks, like u are a bunch of gay.... Cheers! I'm havin' a Bavarian Hefe Weizen at the moment, and this is a damn good beer! Besides.... if u'R ever in soutern Germany, u should paddel a lot faster, before a "fake" Killbilly gets u!
The real "moonshine" is across the border in the hills of Switzerland. It's called absinthe, and I can testify.......it will knock your **** in the dirt. If you're ever in Ireland, decline all offers of "poteen."
Original its from Switzerland(Kanton Neuenburg) but was very popular in France. It gives You more than a hangover.......
O.K. here comes the rest of the story... ...sit back and have a beer and popcorn. Sourcrowd Moonshine Pictures presents: The real Brokeback Mountain Boys! (This was THE running joke while the whole photo shooting, we had such a blast that I wonder how we get some serious photos at all ) hmmm...still not sure if that photographer is not working for the "Gay Truckers of America" Magacine. Frank
Yeah! See what that kind a videos can do to a bunch of innocent guys. We tryed to do that "You shore got a pretty mouth, boy." number but Gator was not willing to cooperate It´s hard to get good staff these days. Frank
Dude! Damn! Now everybody knows!!! Man, what a breakfast, two cans of Jack Coke in da mornin' after a night of drinkin' brings out the real deal!
Cool photo shoot. BB gun or no. I didn't know moonshine was such an item in Germany, nor the lore ***ociated with it. I got lucky and laid my hands on a real Hudson veteran of the trade, so we christened it appropriately. No, we didn't waste the good stuff by breaking it over the nose of the Super Six. We drank it , then went around pissin' on the tires.
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