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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Neon Girl, Dec 10, 2003.

  1. hankcash
    Joined: Apr 18, 2002
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    I usually don't get involved in all of this "sand in my vagina" crap, but for what it's worth....

    I have seen a neon destroy a Viper and post 9.24 @ 157mph.
    Not that beating a Viper is a huge accomplishment, but doing it in a Neon is pretty funny (for the dickless Viper driver)...

    Now, let's talk about shitty OLD cars for a while...

    HC
     
  2. thirtytwo
    Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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    [ QUOTE ]
    I don't know squat about Neons or Buells, but I'm guessin' here that the Neon doesn't go 178.

    I also don't know what "gsxr, a zx7 ,and a cbr" are. Do they go 178?

    [/ QUOTE ] dont know stopped looking at the speedo after 165...too much other stuff going on!
     
  3. Action Girl
    Joined: Oct 22, 2003
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  4. You folks cant read dates? [​IMG] Why are we dragging up intros from December of last year?
     
  5. Jkustom
    Joined: Oct 8, 2002
    Posts: 1,686

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    drag races an import huh?

    Dodge and PLymouth are responsible for the neons...

    Last I checked the chrysler corp was american...

    My xr4ti is technically an import, although designed by ford. 2.3 ford motor. And Its seen gt mustangs, camaros, damn near every ricer around these parts go down. Not saying it hasnt been beat, but for 1500 bucks, It had better get beat sometimes... Never had it on a strip though, so who knows what it really does. A pretty quick car for little $$, nothing wrong there.
     
  6. Munson
    Joined: Dec 27, 2003
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    from Tempe, AZ

    MoparChick,
    Autocrossing is cool! I do it out here in Phx w/ my VW.

    You're other cars are all cool!

    Welcome!!
     
  7. thirtytwo
    Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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    [ QUOTE ]
    You folks cant read dates? [​IMG] Why are we dragging up intros from December of last year?

    [/ QUOTE ]no shit! WTF?
     
  8. CadillacKid
    Joined: Oct 15, 2002
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    Hey MoparChick...you ever make it to St. Paul for the Back to the 50's in June? You seem like you're a pretty cool chick....it'd be fun to meet you...alright...drag race! Neon against '30 Model A coupe...wadda ya say..? [​IMG]
     
  9. Sailor
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
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    "Last I checked the chrysler corp was american..."

    Hate to bring ants to your picknic, Jkustom, but Chrysler has been owned by Daimler Benz (Mercedes) of Germany for quite a while. [​IMG]
     
  10. CherryBlossom
    Joined: May 25, 2003
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    [ QUOTE ]
    You folks cant read dates? [​IMG] Why are we dragging up intros from December of last year?

    [/ QUOTE ]

    I was thinking the exact same thing [​IMG]
     
  11. marq
    Joined: Aug 22, 2003
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    No thirty two they don't all do that ,my gixer is faster than my mates yamaha r1 which is a top superbike 1000 cc,although a gsxr1300 hyabusa will trash my gsxr on the straight around corners it's toast.But as with all things it's not the top speed with superbikes it's how they get there,My gixer weighs around 175 kilos say 360lbs it has 145 bhp at the rear wheel which is about 775 bhp to the tonne at the rear wheel .A bike accelerates real quick if taken carefully ,in other words don't feed all the power in one go or you will just stay in one spot with the smell of rubber.Bout time you got someone to take you out,never know you may like it....Mad Marq
     
  12. Kevin Lee
    Joined: Nov 12, 2001
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    Do any of you douchebags have an 18 inch Ford wire wheel you could measure for me? Because my HOT ROD question just got bumped to page two. [​IMG]
     
  13. hankcash
    Joined: Apr 18, 2002
    Posts: 2,653

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    I am going to register as a new user and make sure that I incorporate the word "chick" or "girl" into my username....

    HC
     
  14. CherryBlossom
    Joined: May 25, 2003
    Posts: 1,390

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    [ QUOTE ]
    I am going to register as a new user and make sure that I incorporate the word "chick" or "girl" into my username....

    HC

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Lmao...be careful, you're gonna have a buncha guys trying to get in your pants [​IMG]
     

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