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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Shaggy, Jun 30, 2013.

  1. partsdawg
    Joined: Feb 12, 2006
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    partsdawg
    ALLIANCE MEMBER
    from Minnesota

    Hauling grain into the elevator in a small town 8 miles away it was common to tap the brakes so the front tires would grip the road going into a turn.
    1964 Chevrolet 1/2t pickup with 4 ft sides added to the box.All back roads never more than 15 miles a hour,age 14 driving on a farm permit.
     
  2. OahuEli
    Joined: Dec 27, 2008
    Posts: 5,243

    OahuEli
    Member
    from Hawaii

    When the wife and I moved from California to Florida in 1998 I towed a fully loaded U-Haul trailer behind my '56 F-100. After unloading the trailer, I was taking it to the local U-Haul office to turn in. Hadn't gone more than a quarter of a mile from the apartment when the trailer came off the truck, held only by the chains. WTF? I pulled over and went back to check, found the ball still in the receiver of the trailer. Somewhere between California and Florida the nut came off of the ball. :eek: Glad I loaded it with the heavy stuff forward.
     
  3. Don's Hot Rods
    Joined: Oct 7, 2005
    Posts: 8,319

    Don's Hot Rods
    Member
    from florida


    You know the funny part, every time I go to use a rachet strap I can't find one anywhere, so I go out and buy more. I think there is a gremlin who steals these things just to screw with your head.:D

    Paul (Paco on here) sold me that stuff and packed the trailer for me. He did a great job, nothing moved an inch all the way from Ga to South Fl.

    Don
     
  4. Pensive Scribe
    Joined: Sep 29, 2010
    Posts: 1,098

    Pensive Scribe
    Member

    The things we do for love Ha ha ha.
     
  5. crashfarmer
    Joined: Apr 4, 2006
    Posts: 1,285

    crashfarmer
    Member
    from Iowa

    A neighbor put 1950 Chevy pickup springs and a station wagon rear end under his El Camino. He had an odd shaped water tank he slid in the back, it stuck out the rear quite a bit. He used it to haul water from town 10 miles away. I used to meet him on the highway and the front wheels of the poor El Camino were leaving the ground at every bump he hit. He wasn't going slow, he didn't know how to spare the horses in the 350 4-speed. He hauled water and wood for several years with this rig until he bought a 3/4 ton 4x4.
     
  6. InstantT
    Joined: Aug 15, 2012
    Posts: 732

    InstantT
    Member
    from SoCal

    Really?:rolleyes:
     
  7. SquireDon
    Joined: Aug 8, 2010
    Posts: 603

    SquireDon
    Member
    from Oregon

    Hey, that Chevy is ****ping out a Ford!
     
  8. 39 Ford
    Joined: Jan 22, 2006
    Posts: 1,558

    39 Ford
    Member

    You can only get away with dumb things for a while and then it catches up with you big time. God loves fools but even he gets tired after a while.
     
  9. ****gy,

    Member since 2003 deserves a little more respect here ..... ;)

    If you are cool with it - that is all that matters



    Jim
     
  10. blowby
    Joined: Dec 27, 2012
    Posts: 8,664

    blowby
    Member
    from Nicasio Ca


    I'm thinking floor jack and *****ies. Block and a half...
     
  11. 1blown57
    Joined: Oct 19, 2006
    Posts: 832

    1blown57
    Member
    from Florida

    DAMM TRY try 100 2x4 on the roof of your bubble top ...
     
  12. gassersteve
    Joined: Mar 31, 2007
    Posts: 1,131

    gassersteve
    Member

    I think ratchet straps have a shelf life. When their time is up they disappear. Kinda same theory behind socks in the dryer because I seem to only find half of the straps after a while
     
  13. Rattleon
    Joined: Jan 19, 2008
    Posts: 142

    Rattleon
    Member
    from Idaho

    No worries, mean-o-camino can handle it!
     
  14. Shaggy
    Joined: Mar 6, 2003
    Posts: 5,207

    Shaggy
    Member
    from Sultan, WA

    Oh, i'm laughing about it, i know it was stupid, and if i didnt have thick skin i wouldnt have posted anything! I woulda used the '81 el camino but the 283 in it has been giving me some ****, as well as a ton of other little issues, so the '65 is my current modern rig.

    And as for the el camino, my dad in the 1980's had a '66 with h/d truck springs in his with 427 impala springs up front, he said it handled good, rode rough, and there are pictures of it loaded up with wood up to nearly the top of the roof with side boards!
     
  15. outlaw256
    Joined: Jun 26, 2008
    Posts: 2,022

    outlaw256
    Member

    I live in Alabama, ive seen worse.hell ive done worse!!lol
     
  16. ratster
    Joined: Sep 23, 2001
    Posts: 3,626

    ratster
    Member

    this is how we done it from colorado to Tennessee lol

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  17. My grandfather's tow vehicle for his drag car was a new '68 Elky with a 300hp 327. Told me he shoulda just went for the big block. Hahaha.
     
  18. blowby
    Joined: Dec 27, 2012
    Posts: 8,664

    blowby
    Member
    from Nicasio Ca

    Long as we're confessing our stupidity, two weeks ago I was 75 miles from home and happened across a heavy duty equipment trailer for $200! Has a pintel hitch ring and all my mini-pickup has is a bumper hitch hole. Sooo, found an iron barbell weight and a 1 inch carriage bolt, double nutted at the bottom... The safety chains were in good shape and connected to my frame. Lot of clunking going on but towed fine.

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  19. traffic61
    Joined: Jun 15, 2009
    Posts: 1,559

    traffic61
    Member
    from Owasso, OK

    We lugged a '71 Nova, sans engine/transmission, on a trailer behind a late 80's Ford Ranger for about 25 miles on Oklahoma backroads. I swear we might have been p***ed by an Amish horse and buggy at one point. Not one of our better ideas.
     
  20. jetnow1
    Joined: Jan 30, 2008
    Posts: 2,199

    jetnow1
    ALLIANCE MEMBER
    from CT

    When I was younger and still married my now ex wife decided she wanted a brick walkway from the back door to the garage- A friend mentioned there was a school being torn down near him with lots of bricks sitting there- I took her and my early 80's s-10
    longbed and went over. We loaded it level with the top of the bed never thinking about
    the weight. Drove 25 miles home with the mudflaps dragging.
     
  21. Mother In Law Sight Seeing Rig .....

    That would be a good use of the set up above .... :rolleyes:




    Jim
     

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