When a few of us stopped in Council Bluffs, on our way to Bonneville, Rocky passed Mr Bones off to BobK to travel with us for a while. I'm sorting thru 5 memory cards full of pictures and thought I'd post a few I took along the way. I know Bob has more. He passed Mr Bones off to Denise who took him to HAMB Drags so I'm sure she took some pics too. Here's one of him hanging out with some buds at Dave's Back Street Kustoms in Colorado Springs. Here's a couple at the top of Pikes Peak And here's one I took while he was taking a dump after a night of tequila and burritos.
I couldn't agree more... glad he caught a ride with you "world travelers".. I actually caught him snoozin in the front seat of "Big Olds" at the HAMB drags and almost sat on him. Wouldn't be the first time Mister Bones bit me in the ass.
Mr Bones took a couple of 1/4 mile passes in Big Olds with me then he told me he wanted to ride in Clarence with Atch I think he just got scared rocketing so fast down the track with me! Mr Bones then jumped "ship" when he found out riding in Big Olds doesn't come cheap. I put his lazy, beer drinking, women chasing bones to WORK for a change. Had him washing Big Olds, helping change axle bearings, doing laundry, baking cookies, whatever I could find to keep him busy and out-o-trouble. Last I saw of him he was sweet talking Sam into a free ride to CA. Good ridence, they can have his scrawny ass. I am sure he's going to be posting some photos here real soon and don't believe a word he says... I do to shave my legs
Now Denise, I did witness you kicking him out of Big Olds. He was sitting paitently on the ground next to the tire waiting for an apology. Didn't he also give you some pointers on doing donuts at B'Ville TZ
ok, so that's denise's version. here's the truth. big olds and clarence squared off in round one. a round where that sneaky little sh*+t bones gave up mystical speed secrets to our topless friend, i might add, which helped her squeak out a close victory. then when she thought she was in trouble for round two, denise sweet talked me into letting bones ride with me. well, there we were on the starting line when the little twit suggested i take a pic of mrs. cruiser out the right window. after all, he said, we weren't staged and ready to go yet. remember the story of the snake and the apple? well, this is today's version. we really were staged already. so while i'm looking to the right getting a shot of the sweet ladycruiser's profile, there goes the green and there goes big olds. what am i left to do but throw down the camera in the shotgun seat and chase the big black thing down the track? i've got the picture to prove it, but it's on the home 'puter and i'm at work. there are those, however, who've seen the proof. i thought denise was a special bud, but turns out she's just a jezebel/delilah who uses us and throws us away. 'course, she might have been under the spell of the conniving mr. bones, too. maybe she's really a stand up girl and the little f$%&*r had her duped, too. only time will tell. there's a moral here; if you happen to be so unlucky as to be bones' guardian watch out. he's a sneaky little sob. he makes you think he's your pal and then knifes you in the back. usually right in front of your friends. maybe it's best to just feed him a liquid diet to keep him sedated. maybe you can get him hooked on soap operas so he won't be looking through your underwear drawer while you're at work. who knows what mischief he's capable of? i surely wouldn't let him out of my sight if i were you. if you have to leave the house, i'd lock him up in the deep freeze or something. anything to protect yourself, your family, and your possessions. the last thing i'd do is allow him to drive or work on your rod. he'll probably reconnect the steering so the car turns right when you turn the wheel to the left. or switch the brake and gas pedals. you've been warned!
Yes, Mr.Bones is hangin' out with me and made it to Cali' safe and sound... I have to admit, I'm a little slow when it comes to the adventures of Mr.Bones... but I can say one thing, he asked to stop at every (*)(*) bar from Okley-homey to Cali-forney! Every time we took the old dually outta cruise control he asked if we were stopping off at one of those places! Sheesh! Anyway, we have a fun month or so planned for him filled with Drag Racing, drinking and fun! Mr.Bones will post pics soon! Sam.
Hey... Now we're talkin'!!! Those Pike's Peak shots are cool. BONES doesn't seem too embarassed to be caught in that "candid" shot. I think that's how he gets his kicks... by making you think you're putting one over on him. SAM- don't let him on your computer. He'll just go on Ebay and buy up a bunch of sex toys and porn videos, and run your Paypal account down to nothin'. It sure was cool seein' him again at the H.A.M.B. Drags, and I can't wait to see the rest of the pics... JOE
Mister Bones at HandleBars tavern in Silverton Co. Thirsty little Bastard almost drank us outta money. Then he insisted that he needed a little intellectual stimulation, chess anyone?
Good riddance. I'm glad he's gone from my place. As I look back on it, he was hanging around my computer when the hard drive smoked, erasing all the photos I had of him with his girlfriend [who he left here, pregnant!] and his 1/18th scale 57 chevy hardtop. We've had to send my kid's dog in for doggie-therapy since Mr Bones adopted the damn dog as his "buddy". Only God knows what they did in the house while I was at work during the day...... Sam, you better pass Mr Bones on to someone else before he ruins your life too...
so here's the pic the little bastard conned me into taking. (posted here for denise's pleasure more than anything else)
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