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Mr Bones - Where are you

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Boones, Nov 24, 2003.

  1. Boones
    Joined: Mar 4, 2001
    Posts: 9,689

    Boones
    Member
    from Kent, Wa

    There was a post recently asking were all the ol timers went and it got me thinking, What ever happened to the cool guy.. Mr. Bones.. Anyone see him recently..
     
  2. Bob K
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 5,772

    Bob K
    Member Emeritus
    from Antigo Wi.

    Last I heard that Denise gave him to SamIam to take back to Ca. at the drags. Musta fallen off the trailer.

    B [​IMG] B
     
  3. magnet
    Joined: Jul 15, 2002
    Posts: 853

    magnet
    Member

    I was hoping that Ol' Boney would have made it to the Pileup...

     
  4. Mr. Bones and I are in counceling right now...

    He got the shit scared out of him when he went down the track strapped to the grille shell of the BFD at 125mph...

    And right now I'm just looking to pawn his ass off on someone...
    Sam.
     
  5. Look foreward to seeing Mr Bones at the Lone Star Roundup! [​IMG]

    Hope he wanders around the south a bit and then the East coast! [​IMG]

    Missed the press releases of him at different events. [​IMG]

    Maybe Magnet could adopt him for a while...! [​IMG]

    Mark
     
  6. purple
    Joined: Mar 2, 2001
    Posts: 1,331

    purple
    Member

    <font color="purple"> Well Sam, I should be going down there in a few weeks. He can come up here and get some fresh air. It's mostly tourist and retired peolpe so he'll fit right in. Well for the first day, then he'll probably ransack a old folks mobile home park and take all the granny panties to Shasta Dam and make a bungee cord from them to try to jump to the base. The guards there won't know if they should shoot him or take bets on the elastic waistbands will last. </font>
     
  7. Boones
    Joined: Mar 4, 2001
    Posts: 9,689

    Boones
    Member
    from Kent, Wa

    Well its good to see that he is still out there, maybe he will get out to the East Coast next summer...
     
  8. 55olds88
    Joined: Jul 23, 2001
    Posts: 2,386

    55olds88
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    Hey why not send him to the southern hemisphere for Summer.... didn't we discuss this last summer.....
     
  9. Eyeball
    Joined: May 10, 2001
    Posts: 1,668

    Eyeball
    Member

    I took this pic last time I saw him at the HAMB drags......
     

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  10. flt-blk
    Joined: Jun 25, 2002
    Posts: 4,941

    flt-blk
    Member
    from IL

    Look closer through the passenger side window of the Atch machine.

    1) You can see Outlaws car in that picure
    2) Who is the goof-ball wearing the helmet?

    I chased Mr bones from B'Ville to Joplin and I don't think he ever met the Lizard.
    TZ
     
  11. hotrodladycrusr
    Joined: Sep 20, 2002
    Posts: 20,765

    hotrodladycrusr
    Member

    [​IMG] That photo is funny! I hadn't seen that one before. [​IMG]

    Little did Atch know but Mr Bones was my secret weapon! He distracted Atch at the lights which gave me and Big Olds a huge head start. [​IMG]

    I sure do miss my little cruzn buddy.

    Just to update, Mr Bones can not travel via the mail so if any of you guys want Mr Bones to visit over the pond, he'll need to be taken there by someone. Maybe when Carps comes next summer he can hook up with Mr Bones and take him back with him.
     
  12. Smokin Joe
    Joined: Mar 19, 2002
    Posts: 3,770

    Smokin Joe
    Member

    Hey Carps. Is Tex Smith heading down your way this winter?
    Maybe we could persuade him to give 'ol Mr. Bones a lift.
     
  13. Bob K
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 5,772

    Bob K
    Member Emeritus
    from Antigo Wi.

    Joe, too late Tex is already down there. Maybe Sam could mail him down when they get done with counseling. I wonder if it was the jail cell that gave him the complex or maybe the railing above the canyon.

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    B [​IMG] B
     
  14. [ QUOTE ]
    Hey Carps. Is Tex Smith heading down your way this winter?

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Nope. He's been here all summer tho. I believe he goes home to the US for winter.

    [ QUOTE ]
    Maybe we could persuade him to give 'ol Mr. Bones a lift.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    I like Denise's idea better. [​IMG]
     
  15. Rocky
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 17,620

    Rocky
    Classified Editor

    Mister Bones and my kid's dog.
     

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  16. Rocky
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 17,620

    Rocky
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    I took this photo of Bob K and mister Bones having a grinnin contest...Bones won.
     

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  17. Bob K
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 5,772

    Bob K
    Member Emeritus
    from Antigo Wi.

    Yeah but he cheated, he was sitting next to Buddy Christ.

    B [​IMG] B
     
  18. Rocky
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 17,620

    Rocky
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    Buddy Christ........I'll bet they're still selling those things on E-bay, huh? I gotta get me one but I'd like the light-up version if they're available.
     
  19. OldRacer
    Joined: Feb 17, 2002
    Posts: 56

    OldRacer
    Member

    Sam If Mr Bones is stillaround here in the spring when the season starts again I can give him some real action on the dirt!!!If i can stay up front he might not even get very muddy!!!!
     
  20. sodbuster
    Joined: Oct 15, 2001
    Posts: 5,065

    sodbuster
    Member
    from Kansas

    I had to search to find this. But where are you Mr. Bones? Have you made it to the Aussie's yet?

    Chris Nelson
    Kansas
     
  21. I thought Mr Bones would have been custom painted, drilled, tapped into a "Shift Knob" by now!! [​IMG] [​IMG]

    Where's he hiding???? Was he on Ebay???? Enquiring minds want to know!!! [​IMG]
     
  22. hotrodladycrusr
    Joined: Sep 20, 2002
    Posts: 20,765

    hotrodladycrusr
    Member

    He is in California enjoying the sunshine, warm temps, wild women, and beer and has been since the HAMB DRAGS! [​IMG]
     
  23. "Lucky Stiff"! [​IMG]
     
  24. I actually handed him off to a HAMB'er at the Drags down in Bake-o... and have not heard from him since.

    The guy who I handed him to's name escapes me... but he said he was going to hand him off to Don Dillard for the Ego-Rama... but then Don said he never got him...

    Mr. Boones went for a ride on the BFD, pee'd his pants, and then this guy asked me where he was... I said right here"!" and he said "I'm gonna take him to DRD57"... and that's the last I saw of him.

    Weird.

    Sam.
     
  25. Boones
    Joined: Mar 4, 2001
    Posts: 9,689

    Boones
    Member
    from Kent, Wa

    man I did not pee my pants... Mr Bones maybe but not me...

    Its is shame that Mr Bones has decided not to show up from time to time.. We really need to get him to a good family hat will allow him to use their computer so he can keep up to date on what he is doing....
     
  26. Hackerbilt
    Joined: Aug 13, 2001
    Posts: 6,250

    Hackerbilt
    Member

    I'm disappointed.
    I HOPED that Mr Bones would have become an excuse for whichever HAMBer had him to post pictures from their area of the country and let the other HAMBers in on the goings on in some other place they weren't familiar with, or would never get to see otherwise.
    Car meets, scenic locations, groups of HAMBers, Hot Rods, Secret boneyards etc...

    He needs to become an ICON of the HAMB's diverse membership.
    A symbol that helps bond us together...despite our worldly location.

    USE him guys and gals! DON'T just toy with him! Show us YOUR world thru Mr Bones eyes.
    Use your imaginations! Bolt him to a streamliner for a 300mph pass at Bonneville or get one of your Top Fuel buds to take him on a full pass, theres SO much that could be done with him and documented in pictures!

    I really think thats what JYD had in mind when he came up with the idea for this scrawny world traveler. It's a fantastic idea that's being wasted for the most part.
    EXPLOIT the little bugger! LoL

    Bill
     
  27. flt-blk
    Joined: Jun 25, 2002
    Posts: 4,941

    flt-blk
    Member
    from IL

    [ QUOTE ]
    get one of your Top Fuel buds to take him on a full pass,

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    Denise took him for a half track smokey burnout at the HAMB Drags if that counts.
    TZ
     
  28. Smokin Joe
    Joined: Mar 19, 2002
    Posts: 3,770

    Smokin Joe
    Member

    Gotta find his scrawny ass first. The dash duck was kinda hoping to meet him at the salt but at the time we didn't know he was riding around in Big Olds parked right next to us. Maybe when he shows up we can talk CWORD into letting him hitch a ride for his N-49 licensing run this year. Since he's still in California somewhere, maybe he'll show up at the March Meet or Paso... Or at least show us northerners a HotRod or 2 without snow on 'em...
     

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