My $50

Simply a fantastic site and worth the price.... He says having, 'meant to resubscribe' for months.
You have earned another $50 use it to buy beer

And yes I searched


Poverty leaves an impression

 

What?

 

Bloopers bloopers bloopers!! buy now and recieve invisible fish robot! no where else can you pole like a turkey guava spoon. Go naow crankcase zucchini walrus plug.
$50 total ringgear!
Really!

 

He wants us to know that he joined the alliance I think. I could be wrong.

 

no more Monster drink for you dude--you're tweaking.

 

Whew! It's not just me then. For a moment I thought I'd had a stroke and could no longer understand English.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

 

I'll have to check my communication skills before continuing

 

Put the bong down & step backwards......50 BUCKS ON BEER AIN'T MUCH.UNLESS YOU ONLY HAVE 20.

 

I reread this 5 times and thought my comprehension skills were gone. Hey, there are old guys on here and we are confused enuff. This stuff doesn't help. Pat

 

either forgot to take his meds, or he just got back from a new years eve party!

 

Do i need my decoder ring for this? Feel like i am missing something.

 

Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?

Hey home', I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you, man!

I say hey, sky... subba say I wan' see...

Uh-huh.

...pray to J I did the same ol' same ol'!

Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!

Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...

...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!

COL' got to be! Y'know? Shiiiiit.

 

my mind is aglow with whirling transient nodes of thoughts careening through a cosmic vapor of intervention...

 

I had a pig once, but it died...

 

so did my goat, conspiracy?

 

I had one too, but the wheels came off.

 

So what, I can count to potato

 

I like tater-tots.

 

Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious

 

Yer sister did What .:...

 

I need a nap. I'm starting to understand most of this !
The dead pig part is still confusing. But we can always BBQ it.

 

Since this thread is getting some air time as it were, i thought i would post this, maybe you guys can keep an eye out.

 

Is he talking 'Klingon'?