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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Cadillacin Marcus, May 31, 2004.

  1. burndup
    Joined: Mar 11, 2002
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    from Norco, CA

    Typical fuckin WHACKED Marcus shit. Either He makes this shit up, or he's the biggest bumblefuck on the face of the earth.

     
  2. CURIOUS RASH
    Joined: Jun 2, 2002
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Typical fuckin WHACKED Marcus shit. Either He makes this shit up, or he's the biggest bumblefuck on the face of the earth.



    [/ QUOTE ]

    <font color="green"> DOH! [​IMG]

    You know, I was thinking the same thing, well, close to the same thing anyway.

    What amazes me is the constant willingness to let everyone know how jacked up his dealings are.

    He HAS to be making it up.

    I'm just sorry that I broke my rule about reading Marcus posts.

    And now I've responded to it also.


    AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!


    Make him stop, make him stop!!!!

    RASHY </font>
     
  3. Mike
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
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    Ain't reciprocity a bitch?

    Oye veh!
     
  4. Fat Hack
    Joined: Nov 30, 2002
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    Note: Don't try to sell a car before it gets back from the "not a painter" guy's house...

    ...it can only bite you in the ass! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

    It's kinda like watching a novice try to juggle running chainsaws while people randomly lob watermellons at him from all directions...you just KNOW it's gonna get messy!

    [​IMG]
     
  5. CURIOUS RASH
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Note: Don't try to sell a car before it gets back from the "not a painter" guy's house...

    ...it can only bite you in the ass! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

    It's kinda like watching a novice try to juggle running chainsaws while people randomly lob watermellons at him from all directions...you just KNOW it's gonna get messy!

    [​IMG]


    [/ QUOTE ] <font color="green"> You crack my ass up, and I needed it after reading the Dewey post.

    We have got to meet sometime.

    No motor yet.

    RASHY </font>
     
  6. DrJ
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
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    I love to read "The Horrendous Adventures of Marcus"
    It's so fuckin' entertaining! [​IMG]

    Next we're going to hear about how the engine, that he had his gardener rebuild, sounds like a weed eater....! [​IMG]
     
  7. Fraz
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 1,818

    Fraz
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    from Dixon, MO

    [ QUOTE ]
    Next we're going to hear about how the engine, that he had his gardener rebuild, sounds like a weed eater....! [​IMG]

    [/ QUOTE ]

    And the interior done by the taxedermist that smells like dead animals now.
     
  8. colorado51
    Joined: Feb 24, 2003
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    The cheese grater incident.

    Then you get “robbed” of all your stuff.

    You buy a gasser on e-bay, but don’t really want it.

    A Ford Galaxie with a 390, that turns out to be a 352, but now is a 390 again.

    Now the T-Bird that was painted by a mechanic.

    Marcus, you just open yourself up to this shit, man.

    You got some kind of bad MoJo or JuJu or something.
     
  9. Scott B
    Joined: Dec 31, 2002
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    Scott B
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    from Colorado?

    Does the Discovery Channel know about you, dude? Your shit is perfect for a new show....
     
  10. [ QUOTE ]

    It's kinda like watching a novice try to juggle running chainsaws while people randomly lob watermellons at him from all directions...you just KNOW it's gonna get messy!


    [/ QUOTE ]

    That's marcus in a nut shell.

    But now it seems to be infecting his brother...

    I wonder of this shit is hereditary... or possibly contagious...

    Sam.
     
  11. Its all true unfortuneately....Shit always happens to nice people..they usually die first too..If I was a prick everything would be ok I guess?? [​IMG]...
     
  12. ray
    Joined: Jun 25, 2001
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    from colorado

    [ QUOTE ]
    Its all true unfortuneately....Shit always happens to nice people..they usually die first too..If I was a prick everything would be ok I guess?? [​IMG]...

    [/ QUOTE ]

    should i remind you of the stolen property you told all of us on the hamb you were fencing a couple of years back?

    at least you're a nice guy.
     
  13. old beet
    Joined: Sep 25, 2002
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    I figure some crack head will steal the Bird, before the weeks over. Any bets?????..............OLDBEET
     
  14. Fencing??? hahahahahahaha!! Now thats the first time I ever heard of this one.... I love it!!!!! hahahaha.. yes I'm a major kingpin in a cartel to move stolen Rod parts across the world...hahahaha!!!! Now thats Funny!!!! Thank You!! [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  15. hahahahahahaha...I can't stop laughing over the Fencing comment...thats the best one yet!!! I moved away from Crack central..I live in an upscale neighboorhood now...pardon me..I need to finish up on the back nine before it gets to dark...ta ta.... [​IMG]
     
  16. ray
    Joined: Jun 25, 2001
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    ray
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    from colorado

    movin on up! when i was wiped out and moved in with my parents as an adult, i didn't consider it an improvement. i was quite humbled.

    anyhooo...i'm sure one or two veteran hambers would remember the fencing incident. your story was something like this: your ex-wife and her new crackhead boyfriend came by, carrying armloads of loot, antique nick nacks and stuff, some old auto accessories, i remember some vintage stuff in cans, etc. did they bring it via the bus? or just walking? anyhow you told the hamb how you KNEW the stuff was stolen, from a shed or something, yet you bought the loot from them, cheap, and promptly flipped it on ebay and the hamb. i remember specifically you knowing it was stolen and you not caring. that my friend, is fencing stolen goods. but hey, who am i to judge, whatever you need to do to make a buck in tough times. at least you were nice about it. that's what really matters.
     
  17. F1James
    Joined: Jun 19, 2003
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    That looks like a nightmare.I would demand my money back plus mental distress money.
     
  18. haring
    Joined: Aug 20, 2001
    Posts: 2,335

    haring
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    I like it. It's ROCKERIFFIC.

    The real shame is that aside from the trunk, the layout is perfect. The excecution is, well, awful. In the right hands, it would have been cool. Your brother should have hired a PAINTER.

    I asked a bum on the street to predict the weather. He pissed on my head and told me it was raining.
     
  19. burndup
    Joined: Mar 11, 2002
    Posts: 1,938

    burndup
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    from Norco, CA

    SHit, after you and your bro get your XANAX prescription refilled, it'l look juuuuuust fiiiine...

    caaaaaaaalllllllllllmmmmmm bluuuuuuuuuue oooooooceeeeaaaaaannnn.....
     
  20. Yep, I remember the post where marcus was selling off the stolen parts... it went about how you told it, ray.

    I guess it goes back to the old Karma thing... benifitting off of someone's misfortune is bound to come back and haunt you.

    Sam.
     
  21. I never said I knew it was stolen...First off...I only assumed it was...And I gave that stuff away to a collector and no profits..So Blow me BEEEITCHES!!!
     
  22. Oh and another thing Ray..I don't live with my parents..I have my own house!!I find it quite hilarious that you are that obsessed over me...You want an autographed picture to pin on your walls?? hehehe [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] The Xanax aint strong enough for me ...I use pure Thorizine!!
     
  23. tragic59
    Joined: Sep 16, 2002
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    Yeah Marcus, maybe you could sign one of those shots of you as a kid back in the 80's for him...

    And as far as principles are concerned, assuming it was stolen and knowing it was stolen are the same damn thing when you buy something... And even more so when you SELL something. Whether or not you make any money on it.
     
  24. Antibilly
    Joined: Apr 6, 2002
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  25. Byron Crump
    Joined: Jun 13, 2001
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    Yeah, yeah, yeah...I seem to remember you saying it was stolen also. [​IMG]

    And on your parents place, my favorite was when you were living in your parents garage with kids and talking about how broke you were etc. etc. and a few days later you bought another car. Can't remember which car is was(it was some kind of four door), but I do remember the comments about how one minute you can't feed yourself and the next it was "hey, check out this score!"

    How far back can we go on posts [​IMG]

    Do you get a crown with the drama queen title? [​IMG] [​IMG]

    Anyway, that car is messed up...maybe you can make up the lost money by doing a screen play of your life? Ben Affleck as Marcus or something?

     
  26. Dude!! I never lived in my parents garage?!! What the Fuck?!! hahahaha!! .... Too much!!... And on the alleged stolen items bullshit..Like I need to explain myself,but I must.....The story was they got the itmes given to them by the family of the deceased old lady who owned a drug store in the 40's and 50's they were leveling the old barn where these items were stored and so they gave it to them...It could be true, I dont know...But at the time of buying this cool stuff I wasnt even thinking along those lines...It wasnt til after.. I thought, oh Fuck this shit is probably hot!! I took all the stuff down to my friends shop where he collects old stuff like that and told him he could have it to put on display..That was the last of that...that was two years ago...But anyways ...The story is much spicier as fencing stolen goods..More dramatic I agree...
     
  27. tragic59
    Joined: Sep 16, 2002
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    Is it possible that you more than one personality, and that one can't remember what the others have done?

    Or maybe the lies are too hard to keep track of?

    Didn't you at least move all your crap into your dad's garage for a while??? Before or after one of the many times you were robbed???

     
  28. tragic59
    Joined: Sep 16, 2002
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    I thik it's especially cool of you to give the suspected STOLEN goods to your "friend" so he can DISPLAY them in his shop... That way he gets busted for the posession of stolen goods. Because they were given to him by a "friend" and he chose to DISPLAY them for all(including the person they were actually stolen from) to see...
     
  29. Byron Crump
    Joined: Jun 13, 2001
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    Dude, you are so lucky that those old posts are gone now and you can only go back so far on post history...
     
  30. buzzard
    Joined: Apr 20, 2001
    Posts: 4,335

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    Okay, enough with the nonsense. Me and Merc50 have been emailing each other for years now with links to your posts. Your up again/ down again tails have become funny to us. I'm sorry that I have to bring that public, as it is rude and I never intended that you would know about our emails.

    But now you've just called one of my best friends a liar.

    I without a doubt, specifically remember emailing him the links. The posts were about 2 weeks apart, maybe 2 or so years ago. Your ex, the crackhead bitch, was not taking good care of the kids. You didn't have any money because you house (maybe your shop) had recently been burglarized. You and the kids were living in your parents garage. You were quitting the speed parts thing, I think. (not 100% that this was the same time frame) Then, lo and behold, you are on here bragging about some ebay score. I can't remember which car. Seems like it was about $3-4. Maybe it was the one you screwed the guy over by not buying? I can't remember which car but there is NO doubt that that was the order in within a month's time frame.

    I also remember the stolen parts, but not the details.

    So here it is, you are either delirious, or a liar. Which is it?
     

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