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My car's a porn star!! (nudity)

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Bobby Green, Dec 15, 2005.

  1. Bobby Green
    Joined: Jun 9, 2001
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    OK, so I have a buddy that works in the porn industry. He calls me up the other day, and asks me if I know anybody that has an old garage with a hot rod that they can rent to film in? I say duh, what about mine?
    Now normally I would never let naked people tromp all over my car, but since I had never actually seen a porno being filmed, I figured I would let it go this one time so that I could cross that off my list of life experiences.

    It was really cool at first, then a little boring, then kinda gross, but oh well, I can say I saw it.

    I thought that everybody here would get quite a kick out it, so I am posting a couple pics. The movie is gonna be called Atomic Vixens, and I think it should be coming out in Jan.

    Enjoy the pics. I hope no one is offended.
     
  2. metalshapes
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    Sorry dude... Can't post Porn.
     
  3. Carla (wife) thought this post was pretty funny. Let us know when it hits the market.
     
  4. Bobby Green
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    Can I cover up the naughty parts?
     
  5. metalshapes
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    Yeah, I think so...
     
  6. SAVAGE
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    I want to see tooooo
     
  7. Psycho78
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    from EXP, CA



    uhhhh... I was told there was gonna be nudity here???
     
  8. Bobby Green
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    OK,
    I covered up the naughty parts. And kids, if your looking at this, it's just a picture of some nice people playing horsey in a car.
     

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  9. scrape
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  10. And un-fuzz the images! I hopes that just Vaseline on the lens?:D
     
  11. I hope ya scrubbed the seats........
     
  12. Stevie D
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    Now that's funny.So i hope you put plastic on the seats
     
  13. Bobby Green
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    So from what I learned, every porn shoot has at least a couple people that they pay to do nothing but clean after a shoot. They cleaned the hell out of my car, it never looked so good. (Can you imagine having that job?)
     
  14. Mutt
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    Debbie does a Deuce........:D


    Haha - he said "coming out"........


    Mutt
     
  15. trailer-Ed
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    Lucky SOB, that is awsome! I'd love to have my rod, ( I mean my 56 panel )in a porno!
     
  16. It should be named blown and injected







     
  17. Bobby, thanks for sharing. I had a tv shoot at my house lately, and the pay is not to bad either. By the way I saw your car at the Hollywood hotrods show, I was diggin it. The car has a really good look to it. Now it is imortalized for ever on film.


    CBB
     
  18. KnuckleDragger
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    LMAO.. I wonder if having you r car in a porno has the same affect as if it were in a magazine??

    Jonney
     
  19. Bobby Green
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    I doubt it,... Probably the opposite. I'll probably get some weird creepies coming up to me at gas stations recognizing my car. They might even try to lick it.
     
  20. igorw
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    Try to be positive, maybe your car will have groupies and they'll want to re-enact scenes from the movie with YOU:p
     
  21. Lucky Burton
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    Tman likes this.
  22. 34Fordtk
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    Thats great!! Who was the chick??
     
  23. CrazyD
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    Your car has new meaning of " going for a ride":D
     
  24. socal_wrench
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    CONGRATS DUDE
    The industry pays pretty good to let them use your stuff. (usually)
    And it looks like you not only helped out a friend but put a little scratch in your pocket to boot.
    How many of us can say we made money from letting a dozen people in our over filled garage for a day?

    Now you can go dump that cash on much needed speed parts, or strippers or whatever.
     
  25. BenD
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    Man, I wanna see the shots of her on the bellytank! :D
     
  26. Oh man, not even titties? Some peoples avatar show more than that!
     
  27. plan9
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    HAHAHA.... this is the innernet... never know who is on the other end.
     
  28. Bobby Green
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    Yea Groucho, your right. There are avatars that show titties. What's up with that? Metalshapes, I'm coming to your house with a bunch of topless chics and signs. Were gonna picket for a week!!!!!

    Equal right for titties!!!! Equal rights for titties!!!!
     
  29. Bobby Green
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    Dude I only got $300. But it was for a friend. I guess I could get a couple small speed parts for that. Maybe I could buy the top little piece of the handle of a Halibrand Indy gas cap. haha


    BenD, I didn't let them near the tank.
     
  30. Nice garage!! You should have let them ride the belly tanker...Haha!!
    Did they handle the shaft, er..ah.. did they cam the sha..I mean CAM SHAFT, Ah forget it!!
     

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