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My car's a porn star!! (nudity)

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Bobby Green, Dec 15, 2005.

  1. 67Imp.Wagon
    Joined: Jun 16, 2001
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    $300 is pretty good for not doing anything.

    Now if Ron Jeremy was lurking around you would have had too 10X that fee because of the lifelong mental picture that would have been imbedded in your brain.
     
  2. Kevin Lee
    Joined: Nov 12, 2001
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    Thanks for fixing the pictures. I've never seen these bare chested avitars - but fact is they shouldn't be here.

    First three rules:
    1. No profanity in subject lines
    2. No political/religious/racial posts
    3. No Porn
     
  3. Evel
    Joined: Jun 25, 2002
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    1. 60s Show Rods

    Sperm is bad for paint and it rusts bare metal really bad.

    That dude should of walked in wearing a THEM Jacket. Huhuuhh I said Jack it
     
  4. Evel
    Joined: Jun 25, 2002
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    1. 60s Show Rods

    By the way it's Octovios Movie From www.Winkytiki.com Sorry it's not for MFS 4. He's now a big Porn director :D
     
  5. 23 bucket-t
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    You could not resist now could you. That is funny [​IMG]
     
  6. Bugman
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    *sigh* my hero....
     
  7. Bobby Green
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    Here's a couple more behind the scene shots. That's my buddy Octavio taking a shot.
     

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  8. dodgerodder
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    Too bad they had to ruin it by having a dude in the movie:mad:. I'd gladly let two(or more) hot naked chicks do what they do in my shop, and no, I don't mean bitch at me and spend all my money:D
     
  9. Evel
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    Eeeewwww....That dude's ass was all over your seat...I don't know, it would be hard for me to look at that seat the same ever again.

    I'll never ride shotgun.
     
  10. A 31 MO FO
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    Hell I bet there is still some DNA on those seat.:D :confused: :p
     
  11. Yow!! DON'T EVEN think of posting pics of transvestites on here. This is a family site, ya know! 8=O
     
  12. Bobby Green
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    Good! I thought you'd never quit bummin rides.
     
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  13. dmarv
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    I'm really upset that someone would post Porn on this respectible site! I would have tried to post a sample video trailer!
     
  14. Nik
    Joined: Nov 12, 2005
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    Couldn't resist "my buddy octavio taking a shot". Please tell me it wasn't the "money shot"

    Nik


     
  15. I beleive they call those wiper/cleaners "gravy moppers". Did you meet the fluffers?

    I've appeared in one porn movie. "All American Girls." Part I. (1980) Actually pretty good and shot in 35mm film. Look for me in the Casino scene running the craps table. No one has ever, ever recognized me in public.


     
  16. Evilfordcoupe™
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    Flyrite Choppers was the grounds for a photo shoot and video as well. It got even better when I was asked to take pictures during the video shoot.
     
  17. ChuckleHead_Al
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    I hope they cleaned up the snail trails!
     
  18. metalshapes
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    I'll give you my adress...:)
     
  19. fur biscuit
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    so when are we going to see the trailer...and are you going to get a promo and a daybill for the release?
     
  20. LIL' AL
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    Funny as hell!! One of my scooters was in a porno with about 6 of my club brothers at the time. We actually had people ask about them!! (Fell in lust with the big busted wench that was on my bike!) I did get to take her for a ride, but no ride from her! Oh the days!!!! HEHEHE!!!
     
  21. Derek Mitchell
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    Thats all that happens around here. :D


    Congrats on the shoot. I'm truely jellous.
     
  22. HotrodBoy
    Joined: Oct 15, 2005
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    Wow dude hope you christened your hot rod seat with your missus first! if you didnt CANNOT GET THAT BACK NOW! :p

    Mental note to self -befriend pornstar chick:D on completion of hotrod for christening hotrod seat with pornstar -classy:cool:
     
  23. GamblinAJ
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    Just think hundreds of dudes will be yankin on their hogs while lookin at your car. :D
     
  24. CadillacKid
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    Take off your pants and jacket. :)
     
  25. the SCROUNGER
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    dude, that's lame. porn sucks, for the most part. nothing personal, no insult intended, but there's cars and rodding, and there's porn- the two don't mix well.

    one is a constructive mechanical hobby, the other is a destructive (mentally) problem
     
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  26. tomslik
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
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    which would be which?
    i'd be willing to bet cars and bikes have broke up more marrages than porn....
     
  27. socal_wrench
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
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    My marriage has been the rockiest when mad thrashing on a car.

    When I get in thrash mode I can barly go to work let alone deal with a conversation.

    Wife-" what would you like for diner"
    Me- " don't care"
    Wife- Ok I love you Dear"
    Me- " Can you hand me the 1/2 inch drive ratchet?"
    Wife- "NO!"
    Wife slams door and hear behind door "G-D Cars!!!

    Never heard a complaint about my porn
    Hell she reaps the rewards from it. Her words not mine
     
  28. Rusty
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    Man what a job. Wonder what the pay is. That is some funny stuff. Only in America
     
  29. tomslik
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    prolly just an "all you can eat" thing
     
  30. rattlecanrods
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    I gotta ask... Do you have neighbors?

    I get enough grief from the locals for just wrench'n on my ride with the shop doors open.... I can't imagine what they would do with I was wrench'n on a wench too!!

    Nice work...
     

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