My car's a porn star!! (nudity)

Wow, I got to ride in the official HAMB porno car in Bonneville! Thanks Bobby.

 

That that is funny!

 

Dude thats Freaking Sweet can you email me the pics? vivalosdoors@hotmail.com

 

i need to turn my van into the bangbus.

 

Octavio rules!

Dude, you will never live this down. hahaha

There is also a deuce roadster in Fast Cars and Tiki Bars.

 

HEY.....THAT'S MY SISTER...............................

 

I'm totally surprised we didn't see lil mike in there somewhere!!! I know it's just a matter of time before he hits the big time!

I don't know why I think this...See attached pics.

That is pretty cool. At least you got a cool scenario. It could have been something like "Brown Bag Bangin" or "Anal ASSault IV".

monkey

 

Ha, ha, funniest post ever.

Fuck the plus size chick, no pun intended, qwhat are those bitchin' wheels on the front of your deuce? Halibrands?

 

i like to work on porn and watch cars?

 

OH man. . I thought you were in the Porno. .

HA HA HA.

I Saw Piero having his own Porn Movie in your Roadster on the way up to Paso last year!!

 

you are my new hero!

 

yeah man, i hear ya!

i can't tell you how FRIED my BRAIN is after grabbing a couple of porn flicks, drag the bed out to the living room where the big tv is, pop open a bottle of merlot, smoke mad amounts of ganja, and have an all night saturday bang a thon with the ol lady! my brain turns into mush after that...at least i think it's my brain, aren't women always sayin men do all their thinkin with their dicks?

 

I'm friends with my neighbors on both side, in fact, they were all over watching. That was part of the deal, they wouldn't complain as long as they could watch.

 

Pretty cool Bobby... you need to rename that roadster the "Money Shot."

 

LOL! Only in Cali!
It's too cold here right now in Mi.

 

kind of a bummer to know that dude was tea baggin your seat..but hey 300 bucks! lol i woulda done it for free..(let someone shoot porn in my garage) make noise so they have to reshoot the scenes..from what ive read on this board...a few titty pics aint gonna screw up some kid! chances are hes already screwed up.


if your married and have sex with a porn star...is it cheating? or fulfilling a fantasy?

 

ha ha..... na im just a perv.

 

Especially if he's already here!

 

Ya think that's the first time anyone got laid in that old car? Every old car I've ever had I've wondered how many times it served as an emergency pleasure palace. You are one of the few with documentation of the event.

 

ITS AMAZING HOW MANY PEOPLE RESPONDED TO THIS. YOU JUST GOTTA LOVE PORN AND HOT RODS WAY KOOL

 

Ahhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Now that's some funny shit!! CLASSIC!

Nice Zenor!

monkey

 

I love hot rods especially Model A's on deuce frames and i love porn. This is the best combo since cookies and milk

 

I think this qualifies him to have his "gernade inspector" title changed to something custom... I just havn't thought of what yet!

 

my mates bike was shot for a mag a few years ago, topless model and everything, at the shoot one guy involved in the build (John you know who you are!) is sitting rolling a fag (thats a cigarette in the UK an not robbing a gay guy or some kind of pervy shit) when the model walks out of the changing room wearing a smile and nail varnish. She stands in front of him with 2 pair of panties and asks him to choose which pair she should wear ............ tobacco in lap , on his face, on the floor as he looked up at her tits with his tongue out. If only we had had a camera

 

When the movie comes out, I'm gonna eat cookies with milk while I watch it.

 

Dude, this awesome. We should all be so lucky.

I'm not at all surprised how many posts this thread got. Think about it, what are the two things that guys think about most: cars and sex. And I dunno about you guys, but I'd drop a wrench to go plow anyday. Usually, we gotta pay for this kind of live entertainment, you get paid for it...where do we sign up?

 

Almost 4500 views since yesterday!! I should add the word "porn" and "nudity" to the titles of my posts!!

 

A guy will do anything for (watching) a piece of ass! Way to go!

 

You forgot "Germ".....by the way that roadster is the cool one in the HAMB calendar...

Chris Nelson
Kansas

 

Thanks Chris.

I've been getting alot of PM's from people that want me to send them unedited photos. Shouldn't I be charging for that? I mean hey, Porns not free right?

I think they should change my "grenade inspector" to "Smut Peddler" what do ya think?