1 gal GAS AND A ZIPPO comes to mind!!! thats just me! Man that ****s big time some people are alive just because it's against the law to KILL them !!!
There's is one flaw in what you said, you forget most of these *****s are stupid. The problem is IF I would catch someone trying to steal something of mine they would feel a gun up against their ****ing skull while I **** the trigger, would be told to hit the ****ing ground & then would be hog tied untill the cops got there. Secondly I doubt some punk *** kid or adult who is trying to steal your car or keying it is going to have a gun drawn in case they get caught. My friend who went to jail for beating that punks *** said the next time they would leave in a body bag & has been shot at & has shot at the bad guys more then once in his life. As he told me, "Let them ****ing shoot at me, because after being shot 8 times in Nam I'm not afraid of bullets anymore" but then he also carries at least one of these w/him at all time.....joe
Man , i cant feature people doing that childish ****.I am hesitant to repaint my 56 for that reason.I repainted my 60 belair a few years back .Looked pretty good to ,for about a week until someone opened a door into (several times on purpose) ,constantly found someone had spit on it or poured coke on it.Its funny ,no one bothered it until i painted it. Invey is a terrible thing.Sorry to hear about your Desoto.Looks like it has a slick paint job...
Never ever mess with another man's car. No matter what. If your that pissed at him...pork his wife or something...Just never do anything to a car. The karma revenge factor is just to intense.
That was a ****py deal. Hope you're able to fix the damage. With all the talk of "what I'd do", I looked up this funny post that was on Craigs list: Posted on Craigslist Personals in Savannah, GA To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Downtown, Savannah) I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize! I didn't expect you to **** your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it? I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up a any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again. I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself some gas on your card. I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet, then I threw the wallet itself in a dumpster. I called a bunch of phone *** numbers from your cell. They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Alltel recently shut down the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service. I was about to make some threatening phone calls to the DA's office with it. Oh well. So, about your pants. I know that I was a little rough on you when you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I'd like to make it up to you. I'm sure you've already washed your pants, so I'd like to help you out. I'd like to reimburse you for the detergent you used on the pants. What brand did you use, and was it liquid or powder? I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky. If you read this message, email me and we'll do lunch and laundry. Peace! - Alex
I feel for you bro. My last vehicle I used candy on was keyed about two weeks afte I sprayed it. I would still kill the ****er if I ever find out who it was.
I posted that thing weeks ago and it was deleted by the mods..... Glad to see it made it back around.
"Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that ***hole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it. " Sorry to see/hear that. It's a shame to think that there are individuals that exist in our society who would do something like that just for the hell of it.
If you can match the paint and have the patince of Jobe use a pin striping brush ,let it set for a week sand with 1500 grit on a sanding bloock made out of 1/2 inch keystock about 1 inch long. paint again repeat until ready to buff. Had 2 cars keyed inthe last year. takes me about a month to do a car waiting for paint to dry before sanding. good luck
Wow, what a piece of ****. I am not sure how badly I would react if I were to catch someone in the act of defacing my property like that. I would hate to lose my concealed handgun license over kicking someone's teeth in. -Aaron
First off...that's awful about the car. If you have one of those autobody schools near you, you could take it in and have them practice fixing it and all you pay for is the paint. I should know, they did this when I went to "WyoWhy". Secondly, the gang-related tags on the houses...well in this here little city you have a week to paint over it or remove it. After that you get fined $50 dollars (a day, or week I believe). Again I know this because my sister in-laws friend wanted to know if I could paint here garage because she got a fine from the city for $100 because a garage at one of her rent houses had "graffiti". Ooooooh sayyyyy cannn youuuu seeeeee.......
if they want to key your car, help them out, let's see how their nose works to scratch the paint. But that's another reason I don't rush to put something together that's nice. I had my '60 Pontiac maybe two weeks and hear some noise outside and some ********er had egged it right in my driveway. Washed it off. Later on I was driving home from a temp job and some kids, teenagers, more than old enough to know better, threw snowballs at me. They ran inside like ***********s, so I picked up their leftover ammo and threw them at the house. Broke a bunch of windows on the porch - wasn't trying to, just hard packed snow and plate gl*** don't mix well. After it was all said and done I was supposed to pay the **** who apparently was the mother of one of these *******s to replace them. House has changed hands since and has no porch windows to this day. It was more or less a case of stupidity meeting stupidity though, it just happened to work out for me. Even that was... hell, 14 15 years ago. And I just keep driving a beater Suburban, that I replaced the quarters on and just pop-riveted new ones on and left the seam. Someone could still key it, I suppose, but how the hell would it look any different? I'll just get out the spray paint I used to make the body parts I couldn't swap out, match, and paint it over - maybe right there in the parking lot without even washing it. On the other hand, I can rearrange the body work on their car with my bumpers and you still won't be able to tell I hit anything. Gotta think I'd pick the brightest ugliest leftover can of paint and just paint a square over the graffitti, if after careful reading of the law to see if one can get away with it.
i had my ride vandalised so i know the feeling. reading this brings it all back. karma will get them.
man im sorry that someone got your car. the world has gone to ****.and politicans aint helping. p***ing laws that protect these dumb*** people that do this kind of things.you cant even bust your own kids *** for doing this **** without the law jumping your ***.and that breeds at***udes like dirtynails.27 yrs ago, i was wakin from a sound sleep by a noise in my kitchen, grabbed a 45 stood in my bedroom doorway.when i could see who it was i raised my gun and said boy did you **** up tonite and pulled the trigger. good shot, hit him in the left eye.police do not clean up scene. i had to clean up blood and brains off my walls and carpet.(had to buy new carpet). cop said next time shoot them in the chest. less of a mess.didnt bother me a bit.i was protecting what was mine, including my family.sad part. it was a boy that lived next door.been busted many times before for this ****.never was sent to prison or even kiddy jail.maybe if the law did their job i wouldnt have had to do mine.
I was sitting in a ****ng lot when I was in my teens waiting for my girlfriend to come out of work. I had a decent '64 Ford with good paint on it. Someone parks next to me, opens their door and bumps my car. The guy looks at me, laughs and walks away. I got out and looked, yelled to the guy and he kept going. There was a chip in the paint. Well, when I was done with HIS car, there wasn't a straight panel on the thing. I bet he thought different before he opens his door in a parking lot again. It ****s when society dares you to have a nice car and keep it that way. Karma will catch up with the creep one day. Bob
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