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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by n2wheelies, Feb 29, 2004.

  1. n2wheelies
    Joined: Feb 29, 2004
    Posts: 8

    n2wheelies
    Member

    hello
    this is my current project

    i think it qualifies as hokey ass


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  2. Morrisman
    Joined: Dec 9, 2003
    Posts: 1,602

    Morrisman
    Member
    from England

    Boy, you're a mine of information! [​IMG]
    Nice idea though.
     
  3. 40StudeDude
    Joined: Sep 19, 2002
    Posts: 9,562

    40StudeDude
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    OK first post...ya mite want to do an intro...afore you get flamed...
    R-
     
  4. prime mover
    Joined: Dec 6, 2002
    Posts: 827

    prime mover
    Member

    so can you come to my house and serve us drinks or what?
     
  5. zman
    Joined: Apr 2, 2001
    Posts: 16,790

    zman
    Member
    from Garner, NC

    oh yeah, filling out your profile might help...
     
  6. k9racer
    Joined: Jan 20, 2003
    Posts: 3,091

    k9racer
    Member

    Here we go again.Is this going to be as bad as the guy with the unmolested 57 chevrolet???
     
  7. <font color="red"> Yes it is Hokey-Assed .....and you sir are a Dumb-Ass.....try an intro tell us who you are ......how many times does this need to be said?

    R E D M E A T </font>
     
  8. Missing Link
    Joined: Sep 9, 2002
    Posts: 865

    Missing Link
    Member

    You have a project on your hands that could possibly be one of the cooles things ever! Just put some beer taps in the side, with full kegs of course, and you could be the "Very Very Good Humor Man!" A bit more of an intro would be nice. But at least we got pictures. Good luck with that and welcome.

    Oh, and in intro consists of who you are and where you live. Plus your project (well, we already know what that is) plus nekkid pics of females and good recipes for breaded hot wings.
     
  9. Thirdyfivepickup
    Joined: Nov 5, 2002
    Posts: 6,096

    Thirdyfivepickup
    Member

    Since you've been asked by several of the guys around here and not worked up an intro... let the ass kicking commence:

    I'll start...

    N2wheelies sound alot like N2 weenies
     
  10. n2wheelies
    Joined: Feb 29, 2004
    Posts: 8

    n2wheelies
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    Since you've been asked by several of the guys around here and not worked up an intro... let the ass kicking commence:

    I'll start...

    N2wheelies sound alot like N2 weenies

    [/ QUOTE ]

    hello 35weenies,
    thanks for the warm welcome. scrapyard recommended the site.
    sorry for the short intro, i was out enjoying the sunshine.
    im in long beach, ca and my bar project is a 1959 international metro AM122 one ton. its getting a full refridgeration and CO2 system and i will drive to you house and serve you beverages. paint is coming this summer.
    drivetrain is stock for now. i purchased it slc, utah during the olympics. it was being used at a movie house.

    thanks again for the welcome.

     
  11. Welcome, that is one hell of a unique project for sure, all you damn lucky Cali people, snow really sux
     
  12. quickrod
    Joined: Nov 5, 2003
    Posts: 394

    quickrod
    Member

    dude calls himself,n2wheelies and he's drivin THAT fuckin brick?........jesus christ [​IMG]
     
  13. prime mover
    Joined: Dec 6, 2002
    Posts: 827

    prime mover
    Member

    ok I will hold you to that, I'll have a birthday party in june and you can bring the bar. you can pull it right in the back yard and go to town.
     
  14. shoebox72
    Joined: Jan 24, 2003
    Posts: 1,489

    shoebox72
    Member

    Welcome to the HAMB. Your Special Olympics van is indeed unusual. Is it going to be a wheelstander?

    Billy
     
  15. zman
    Joined: Apr 2, 2001
    Posts: 16,790

    zman
    Member
    from Garner, NC

    [ QUOTE ]
    Welcome to the HAMB. Your Special Olympics van is indeed unusual. Is it going to be a wheelstander?


    [/ QUOTE ]

    Nah man that'll shake up the beer.....
     
  16. dixiedog
    Joined: Mar 20, 2002
    Posts: 1,204

    dixiedog
    Member

    By painting it you mean "painting just the wheels red" and throwing on some white walls.
    Seriously though - that is a nice idea you got kicking there. For exhuast run pencil pipe staight out the back - no muffler and down shift when stopping to get that nice cackle sound going.

    Welcome the Hamb - there are some Divco freaks here and those brick vans have real potential!
     
  17. n2wheelies
    Joined: Feb 29, 2004
    Posts: 8

    n2wheelies
    Member

    well i was starting to think this was a flame fest
    message board. n2wheelies is my name on a mc board
    for a V twin bike that is notorious for spending most of the time on the rear wheel. and im obsessed with wheelies.
    dont think ill ever see any light under these huge tires without a jack stand.



     
  18. NoSurf
    Joined: Jul 26, 2002
    Posts: 4,809

    NoSurf
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    Well I for one want to hear more about the project.

    Where did you get the stools?
    Where did you get the cool countertop? Does it light up on the edge? Did you make it?
    What is the floor made of?
     
  19. Fastsporty
    Joined: Feb 8, 2003
    Posts: 309

    Fastsporty
    Member

    Welcome, I rode with a guy one day, I think his name was scott, he had a striped down cyclone with cut out lights and every thing. I think he rode a wheelie on PCH in all five gears! [​IMG]
    Those Buells are known as the wheelie kings for a reason.
     
  20. n2wheelies
    Joined: Feb 29, 2004
    Posts: 8

    n2wheelies
    Member

    the stools are from a fifties diner, i made the bar from ash,
    it light up on the edge and your drinks light up too thanks to some plexi and leds sandwiched into the bar. the walls are maple and the floor is tongue and groove bamboo. the bar folds down and the stools can be removed as a set to use the vehicle for hauling motorbikes and furniture.

     
  21. Cool parts hauler friend. Can I get a table with a view? [​IMG]
    Welcome I think [​IMG],
    The PknBner [​IMG]
     
  22. Kilroy
    Joined: Aug 2, 2001
    Posts: 3,232

    Kilroy
    Member
    from Orange, Ca

    Your van is deeply disturbing to me...

    I can't tell if I like it or it's the devil's plaything. Seems like...

    "It's the last bus to hell, boys! There's no way out so drink-em while you can!" [​IMG]

    Or maybe that's just the hang-over from reading more of Germ's "Obsidean Dreams"TM, talking... [​IMG]
     
  23. oh that is ruling! has a lot of potential to be really cool, its allready a cool idea. what yr, make and model bike?
     
  24. injectedA
    Joined: Apr 27, 2002
    Posts: 590

    injectedA
    Member

    DON'T piss this one off.

    You will want him at the HAMB drags and it is up to each and everyone of you to make sure his ass gets here to the midwest. Only one thing better than cold beer after a day of racing. [​IMG]
     
  25. 2raticl
    Joined: Jan 11, 2003
    Posts: 54

    2raticl
    Member

    Welcome, That is a nice truck the way it is. Don't spoil it by adding shiny paint.
     
  26. quickrod
    Joined: Nov 5, 2003
    Posts: 394

    quickrod
    Member

    you'd apreciate my scoot then,gotta fxr with a 24"seat height,and wheelie bars on the street..runs low 12's with a 80" motor and a 280 lbs rider...been wantin to put someone small on it for years,seen as i seem to be swellin as the years go by [​IMG]whats the name of the mc sight?wouldn't mind lurkin sometime [​IMG]
     
  27. Rocky
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 17,620

    Rocky
    Classified Editor

    It's said variety is the spice of life and you, sir, offer a little variety with your cornbinder. You've taken a little good natured flaming with grace so I guess I can say welcome to the hamb but please, please don't paint your van. It's completely perfect except for an "area 51, U.S. G'ment" lettering job on the side of it....
    "For official use only" works too.
     
  28. n2wheelies
    Joined: Feb 29, 2004
    Posts: 8

    n2wheelies
    Member

    you guys warm up fast to beer.
    [​IMG]
    the bike is a 97 suzuki tl1000s. the website is tlplanet.com.
    top rank bunch.
    i race most weekends at tracks around so cal. i was turning 10.80s / 127 mph
    at the end of last season.

    ride to work most everyday too.

    heres one more picture.


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  29. warpigg
    Joined: Mar 4, 2001
    Posts: 591

    warpigg
    Member
    from gypsy

    anybody that pulls the collective punk cards of intro flamer jackasses is ok in my book.
    welcome.
     
  30. so-cheap
    Joined: Mar 8, 2001
    Posts: 235

    so-cheap
    Member

    Well 'intoweenies' that name don't apply here
    cause you sure ain't gonna do any wheelies with
    that thang. So you can change your name now
    before you get too many posts....(hint hint)

    But don't go and change it to the model of
    car you own...
    '59 international metro'
    like some dumbasses do. Then what are you
    going to do if you sell it. HAHAHAHAHA

    Welcome to the board.
     

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