That's some funny shit right there! I like it. Maybe if you did start a "Stripper Names" thread we could measure just how fast it's demise would have to be to bend light. Ha Ha! Oh the names that people would come up with. As far as Machado's name for a boy? ... How about Mickey? or Garlitz? or Sam? Sam's a good name that's not overused. Also has the Baritz conotation to satisfy the white-trash, name your kid after a car or car related subject theme.
As one whose parents gave him a "cool" first name, I advise you to go more mainstream (william, thomas, etc.) so that if he grows up to be a lawyer, God forbid, it'll sound dignified and normal. Names that fit a 6 year old don't always fit a 56 year old. Then you can call him anything you want as a nickname, but please do something less creative on the birth certificate. If you think parents who name their kids Tayquisha or Lejerone are doing their kids any favors, think again. BTW, my real first name is so stupid, I refuse to use it. And my middle name is worse.
My 2 yr old son's name is Ethan Mitchell. I wanted Mitchell to be his first name, but my soon-to-be Ex wanted it to be his middle.
The least you could do is spell it correctly... maybe name him after a famous Machado? http://www.google.com/search?q=machado&sourceid=mozilla2&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8
You've got my curiousity up so spill the beans Roadstar's son's name is Race, he's 25 and works in the aftermarket hot rod parts industry. Friends of Roadstar and Race in KS just named their baby Race. I haven't heard of anyone else named it though.
I had a friend that named his daughter Montana, I told him you just made sure she will strip for a living. It's right up their with Cheyenne.
I'll second that motion. BTW, I think "Dammit" is a great idea for a name. Think of how useful it is. When he screws up, you yell "DAMMIT" and he'll either come running or head for the hills. If your beer runs empty.... "Dammit" "yeah, Dad?" "Oh.... .... hey! go get me another beer would ya?" or you're up under the car.... "Dammit!" "yeah, Dad?" "hey son... would you hand me a 1/2" box end?" "What's a box end?" "Dammit!" "What??" "Learn your tools, son!" I know... weak.... what can I say, my middle name used to be Dammit until I moved out.
I remember when I met Race and he told me his name. I was sure he had to be kidding. It is a good name though. I would use it. Please Please Please don't name your kid something boring like Sarah, Carrie, Joe, Josh, John or Steve (no offense to people named those names) because they are WAY overused. I always thought if (and I say a big IF) I ever have kids I would name my kids things like Cam(den), Ardun, Colton, Boyd, Mavis, Mazey, or Pace. I don't think it is "trashy" to name your kids after cars at all. If you look through the Standard Catalogue of American Cars you can find some really obscure manufacturers and models that would make great names. My nephew has an unusual family name and people love it! My dad wanted to name me Chevy but my mom wouldn't let him. She figured I might grow up to hate cars and then hate them.
Why stop at cars then? What about these awesome ideas: -Stick -Paper -Wastebasket -Tent -Wall -Diaper -Speculum -Armpit -Hemmerhoid -Notepad I always thought that dish and tableware would be good names... -Tupperware -Ikea -Platter
Does this mean you've never seen "For A Few Dollars More"?!? I guess " City of Gold" could be a good first name??!?!
"Rod" machado is kinda cool. could be short for Rodrigo or Rodney or something. Those old traditional names are pretty cool too. My uncle was Adelaido "lalo" for short, My grandma was "Cristela" stella for short and another aunt was "Deluvina" but she went by della.
Stroker Machado would be bad. Wife and I just went through this. We decided to never name a kid anything that can be used as a verb, or is also a noun. A list was made up by all her cronies, I then went through it and marked off all the names that sounded like they belonged to a stripper, hippie, or anything that kids can easily mangle up and make fun of. If you do use a car related name, make it obscure enough that every person on the street won't know what it is. Like was previously mentioned think of them using that name at 56.
my little one is, KELSIE RAE , which is as close to kelsey hayes as my wife would allow. although, whitewallslick has us all beat, his boy is GAUGE.
My family name is DeBarr and I,ve always wanted a son called Ben........ Machado.......Hmmmm, sounds kinda Spanish. How about Juan. If it,s twins, call the other one Dos.
Dos, that's funny. My freind named his son Guage.. I like the name Jack or Jake.. my wife had the final word and named my son Josh( Joshua)
Rob Machado famous surfer and badass. http://images.google.com/imgres?img...=72&tbnw=110&prev=/images?q=rob+machado&start
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