So....all I gotta do is lose the coilovers and I'm IN!!!...other than the Michigan****s thing, which is a matter of opinion...(no naked guys on motorcycles in my shop though), I'm READY!...and my show will be****PROOF....(sorry GERM, maybe next time)
Hey Hatch maybe we can combine our states and becomes Florichigan North and South or Michilorida North and South. That way our unwashed races can fester in our ignorance and lack of ability and admire each others piles'o'shit.
Holy*****...if we get all the "Michigan****s" (tm) drinkin your water(?...loose definition of something semi-clear), who knows what could happen....would have to be evil spawn...the "gayest" cars in the world.
[ QUOTE ] stupid post..... CT. [/ QUOTE ] MAYBE you can make a BETTER one?? I havent seen one pist from you I even REMEMBER
at least i don't drag this place DOWN,***** face.......you don't remember my posts cause they are about cars!..not "gay boys on bikes".....jerk CT
no fenderless farm trucks? well maybe we can push eachother around in your A making *vROOM vROOM* sounds btw,that was a JOKE,see---
germypoo, I tried cocaine exactly once. I felt like I'd drunk 8 cups of espresso. Not for a slomo like myself. The very same night I proposed to my present wife deep in the throes of an MDMA and alcohol trip. She foolishly accepted.
[ QUOTE ] no fenderless farm trucks? well maybe we can push eachother around in your A making *vROOM vROOM* sounds btw,that was a JOKE,see--- [/ QUOTE ] I sold the "A" like 4 months ago,, where you been?? I pulled out the race y-block and sold that to ricky racer for his SUPERSECRET project...... and sold the DONE frame and CHOPPED body and DONE suspension, to a guy in COSTA MESA... used the money and bought a 61 caddy... Oh and CT FUZZ... i dont drag this place down,, Im having fun with my friends,,, sorry MR SERIOUS,, keep your***** FACE comments to yourself cause if you EVEN had a*****,, you better spit it out cause its probably not yours......
[ QUOTE ] I wish I could be racist and PUT, NO MICHIGAN****S or FLORIDA****S.. I say that as a "RACIAL" thing because folks from there are a different RACE.... should be a HOOT [/ QUOTE ] So if we tell the MI and FL FAGS to stay home, we should be OK. I think that should go for all the other states too. In FL we put all our****s on a tiny island, at the end of a two lane road, 4 hours away from the mainland. It works well that way. Where are they in CA?
You talking about The Keys 4t64d? I love that place. I saw "The Gods Must Be Crazy" there. Only me and some other deranged*****up sitting behind me were laughing in the whole theater. Guy LeDouche is THE man.
Lets see now, I'm in Michigan, one of my cars is Glass and has coilovers, son of a******! i'm just plain*****ed.Damn it all. Oh well I started a 5 page post the has kept me intertained for two days now. And the Clown that said this post*****s....That offended me Make that 6 pages. Thanks guys...yea even the Gay ones, youknow who you are
ACTUALLY WE WOULD MAKE AN exception for you,, you would be allowed in,, that would be the begining of our "OXY******" event,, then in a few years it would CRUMBLE as fast as the MOON-EYES tents went up.. So when we decide to BEND our RULES a little to INCREASE our NUMBERS.. you will be the first ONE LET in.. AMERICA,, germ
oh and we will make your CAR one of our PICKS, based on your SCENESTER points.. thats how it works usually at these types of EVENTS..
As long as I sould use SCENESTER points at the Von Dutch clothing booth. I hate long lines and crowds though. Maybe just trade for POWER parking spots. the trip to Bonniville has left some great patina starting on my AFTER MARKET/Repo hood. But I do have louvers done by an OLD TIMER(TM)
The dates for "Brainproof 2004" are Junly 4.562 Be there or be somewhere else...if you'd like...whatever.(no flying monkeys allowed)
[ QUOTE ] STRICT RULES though.. VERY STRICT.. NO LIBERALS NO PSYCHOBILLYS NO ROCKABETTYS WITH UGLY HAIR and leopard purses... NO ROCKABILLYS period,,,, NO BP PSYCHOS NO CHROME SMOOTHIES NO LAKE PIPES NO RADIAL TIRES NO FIBERGLASS CARS NO COIL OVERS NO AIR BAGS NO CORPORATE VENDORS NO FOUR DOORS with SHAVED HANDLES NO******S THAT HANG OUT AT THE PARKSIDE IN SAN FRAN..... NO JIMMY SHINE t-shirts.. No trailers with UNFINISHED JALOPYS on them and NO CAR NEWER then 1957.. NO DEMON CARBS NO MOON-EYES CHROME DOO DADS,, NO SUPERBELL AXLES.... or SO-CAL SPEED SHOP parts....... and NO*****ing CARS allowed over 1934 with NO FENDERS.. so leave your FARM ROADSTER TRUCKS at home.....DORKS [/ QUOTE ] Germ, You forgot NO CARS THAT CAN'T FIGURE OUT IF THEY ARE A SHOW CAR, DRAG CAR, DAILY DRIVER, SPRINT CAR OR DIRT TRACK CAR, NO CARS WITH RUST HOLES, NO STUPID LOOKING RAT RODDER T-SHIRTS and NO*****ING POLITICAL BS. You can use my front yard to host*******PROOF(tm). I'll rent a few Porta-Johns. Dave
Germ you could get all the******es from differant******* sites to host******* proof but if they brought there pimps you could drop them and get the massuses to host the event after you use them up get the tantric guides ect ect that way you dont have to pay anyone or share the rights to the event so all the profit is solely yours and most of all you can claim all the sucess of your following if you submit this in a business plan you could get one of those venture capitalist to back you and start a whole new trend like the early days of dot com. mania
Hey NADS, since we're so far OT.........I agree MXE is the best TV show going!! I laugh 'til it hurts. Why are those contestants so damn uncoordinated? It's so sad it's funny.
I'm the guy that owns the car now and i thought that I should reply. I've been lurking on this board since it was a joint venture with Ryan, Jason, and I think Aaron. First, the car is for sale, and I'm asking $15,000., not $25,000., and I'm negotiable. Seeing what some stuff goes for, I don't think it's that bad. I hope you guys don't take this as spam, it is not my intention. Second, the car totally*****s. I hate how much fun it is to drive, how reliable it has been, and how much others seem to hate it. Whatever. The car is NOT perfect, it will never be. I knew the console was off in the back when I bought the car. Trust me, I could have fixed it when I cleaned up the car, I have the skills, it just didn't bother me that much. I could have wasted a lot of time fixing every flaw but thats not the kind of car I wanted this time around. I did fix things that were a little sketchy here and there. I think a lot of cars evolve this way. It is a car that I can leave out on the street and not worry about, or let a friend take for a few days and not care. I built, along with some good friends, a show worthy full custom. I showed it at the last real Oakland Roadster Show when it was still in the coluseum. I hated it! I will never do it again. The car wasn't fun anymore. I am definitely not a scenster. I am 33 and have been at this since I was 15. I have worked for a few custom legends early on, then I owned Acme Custom Cars in Antioch with John Aiello and Darryl Hollenback, managed a collision shop and now work at a high end hot rod shop in Oakland. I know my way around a car. I know that I'm supposed to give an intro, so I will do that in another post.to answer a few posts: Roadstar- Thanks for the kind words.You seem to get what I think this is all about. Snacky- I don't take any of this stuff too serious. I hope you get your Riv. back soon and that everything fits perfect. I have a good eye too, so i will let you know. Germ- Your the reason I keep lurking around here. I get most of what you post. Your a funny S.O.B. I know Cole Foster too. Maybe he can set us up on a blind date so you can see how ROCK-A-RIFIC and POMP-A-DORABLE I am in person and vica-versa. Rocky- My wife is not an ORCA-BILLY. Actually, she is pretty hot, hates rockabilly, and puts up with all of this car*****. Definitely a keeper. No need for a wide seat. Kirk! & Flip- Thanks for knowing what I'm all about and letting these guys know. Sorry for the long post, Mike.
Very cool of you to join the HAMB and speak your piece. Stick around and have some fun now. Welcome to the HAMB. I do think you might want to do an intro on a seperate post. I'm sure you are gonna fit in real well here and have a lot to offer. The car is way cool and I personally think $15,000 is a real good price for a car that looks that cool and is dependable. Enjoy the show
Damn Germ, why did you have to go banning Wagons from*******PROOF... you going to ban Ranchero's and El Co also?
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