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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by ausbuick, Jan 30, 2012.

  1. Speed~On
    Joined: Apr 28, 2011
    Posts: 1,706

    Speed~On
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    My wife says the HAMB is like.........The Abyss. However, she is always on that Facey-spacie thing, so I guess we're even.
     
  2. Willy301
    Joined: Nov 16, 2007
    Posts: 1,426

    Willy301
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    First, Mctim, you have a beautiful young lady there...now send her over, I need a Hamb intervention...J/K you never touch another man's wife or his hotrod....

    Second, this is not Facebook, cause no one is posting things like:

    "Gah, my life sucks, the Hole world is against me!"
    "I hate it when you bend ovr backwards fer a "friend" and they stab you n the back, people suck!"

    etc etc.... you get the idea. Besides, Ryan would ban us for THAT much drama....
     
  3. Hamb= car porn
    facebook= drama
    save the drama fo' yo' mama!
    This is the ole mans space!
     
  4. Yeah, im in an english class right now at UNR.....

    really should be paying attention....
     
  5. codeblu
    Joined: May 11, 2006
    Posts: 606

    codeblu
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    I'm on the HAMB....she's playing World of Warcraft......
     
  6. Ya got the H.A.M.B., wadda ya need a wife for????
     
  7. scoobyscooter
    Joined: Sep 1, 2011
    Posts: 98

    scoobyscooter
    Member

    Ditto...I like to take it a step further and tell her some of the cool stuff I'm seeing / learning on the HAMB...her eyes glaze over...she smiles...then back to facebook or pogo....:)
     
  8. My wife has learned to accept it but she thinks of my project as "the other woman". All in all, she's pretty supportive though.

    A couple of years ago another HAMBer posted that his wife referred to the HAMB as Husband's Automotive Mistress Bitch. I read that to her at the time and she got a laugh out of it. She still brings that up on occasion. Hmmm...
     
  9. biggergary
    Joined: Nov 24, 2010
    Posts: 2

    biggergary
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    from ohio

    shhh she dont know
     
  10. 31ford429
    Joined: Nov 13, 2011
    Posts: 83

    31ford429
    Member
    from Florida

    I hear the wife running the vacuum cleaner right now BUT I'm sure when she is done with that she will come out and bitch about me being on the hamb
     
  11. 53chevtrev
    Joined: Jul 26, 2011
    Posts: 403

    53chevtrev
    Member
    from Langley BC

    "you and your car porn!"
     
  12. carcrazyjohn
    Joined: Apr 16, 2008
    Posts: 4,841

    carcrazyjohn
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    from trevose pa

    Facebook is gay compared to the HAMB.....Is there a like what you posted ,Write how your feeling today ,Threads anywhere here,I joined facebook and told my friends to email me,Its gay and isnt for men.......
     
  13. DUMP HER ASS-She's evil-----but keep the car Cheers
     
  14. sobpunx
    Joined: Feb 7, 2009
    Posts: 314

    sobpunx
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    My wife just signed up today, she loves old cars so she looks at the hamb too.
     
  15. dexleo2
    Joined: Jul 20, 2008
    Posts: 145

    dexleo2
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    My wife gives me a hard time for being on the hamb at least once a day...... She will have to get over it...... I tell her the only normal people left in the world hang out on the hamb!!!!
     
  16. hey, i can do what ever i want, i don't care what she says. if i want to spend all my time on the hamb,i will and if she don't li - gotta go she's coming
     
  17. von zipper
    Joined: Nov 23, 2008
    Posts: 1,015

    von zipper
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    Yes it is!!!! But, it keeps me out of trouble! Till I go EBay shopping for a Hot Rod part I just saw on the HAMB!
     
  18. Being single the only voices I hear are the ones in my head. I do my best to ignore them and keep on doing what it is that I like to do. :cool:
     
  19. josh highley
    Joined: Nov 13, 2011
    Posts: 405

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    I usually just get a roll of the eyes and then I can catch her on the facebook on the laptop....not much she can say then. lol
     
  20. Well we must have a ground wire, as Hamb, a few can understand and maybe are less, some as dexleo2 are lucky, the problem is when one spends a little family money in your car, then heard her scream... will become a member of any club to get out of my house, but still I have no wife...
     
  21. Model A Gomez
    Joined: Aug 26, 2006
    Posts: 1,805

    Model A Gomez
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    My wife also calls the HAMB Facebook for guys, oh well it could be worse.
     
  22. tjmercury
    Joined: Oct 22, 2010
    Posts: 589

    tjmercury
    Member

    My wife likes the old cars, hot rods, and even the pinups, therefore she tolerates me getting on the H.A.M.B.......SCORE FOR ME!!! Now she just wants me to get off my ass and finish her 56 desoto(small price to pay)
     
  23. tfeverfred
    Joined: Nov 11, 2006
    Posts: 15,788

    tfeverfred
    Member Emeritus

    If it was like Facebook, you'd read about guys getting forced butt sex after going to look at a cherry '55 Chevy, for sale at $1,000.

    PARENTS! MONITOR YOUR HAMBERS!!!
     
  24. Rob68
    Joined: Jun 16, 2011
    Posts: 495

    Rob68
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    Exactly what my wife said
     
  25. 296 V8
    Joined: Sep 17, 2003
    Posts: 4,666

    296 V8
    BANNED
    from Nor~Cal

    Some of you need new chicks
     
  26. I missing the [like button], Anson I like your comment, very well
     
  27. synchro7
    Joined: Jul 17, 2006
    Posts: 351

    synchro7
    Member

    My wife looks at the screen and asks, "You HAMBin it again?"
     
  28. what you can not satisfy with your cars, calm with Hamb!!
     
  29. Cosmo49
    Joined: Jan 15, 2007
    Posts: 1,599

    Cosmo49
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    you need to read this... lol

    [​IMG]
     
  30. My wife doesn't care.
     

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