My wifes definition for the HAMB

I see you also have a very smart wife too !

RetroJim

 

Translation for my spanish speaking friends,"La mendiga puta, con coche, de mi viejo"!

 

I really like you're wife bigdaddyslip! This is dutchdeuces girlfriend speaking. It could be worse then looking on this site so I don't mind even though I still can't understand what he's doing on this site the whole evening long... However now I have more time to watch Television because otherwise he is flipping the channels over and over again. So men enjoy your site! greetings Nancy

 

My ol' lady just calls it "my other girlfriend". She hates it..

 

huh, wonder what the females on the HAMB think of this post??

 

mine always says how many times were you on there today. I always say this is the first time ive been on here. I swear

 

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My wife calls it the grumpy old man site. She's a high school english teacher so I show her the posts where someone's grammer (spelling) gets corrected. She can't understand why I spend so much time "looking at rusty cars".

An English teacher, eh?
If she sees this you MAY be kept after school.....
.............if you're lucky (smiling)

 

haha!! possible new T-shirt ?

 

My wife keeps reminding me that if I didn't spend so much time on HAMB I would have time to finish the car

 

hahaha i get the same shit. shes says no hamb after 11. i just do it after she goes to sleep

 

My wifes definition....... "Are you on that Car website again, that gives you ideas to spend more Money"

 

just makes you smile don't it!

 

She says what could you possibly be doing on the hamb for years now? You never know I says. Its a gold mone.

 

Sing the song now,"Hamb Jive, Hamb Jive, doin' that crazy Hamb Jive!"

 

I just now stabbed a new cam, set up the lifters, pushrods, timing chain cover...came in and jumped right on the HAMB. Now I'm catching evil eye from across the room. Maybe I should ask her how her day went...

 

My wife wears her "HAMB Widow" Tshirt all the time in the summer.

People ask her what HAMB Widow means, she looks towards me and smiles..

Are those available anymore Ryan?? Maybe time for a new design...

 

I had no idea this was going to get so much attention my stomach hurts from laughing while reading some of this stuff its great...

 

My wife used to really give me alot of shit about the Hamb till I reminded her where all that cool shit in garage came from. Never said another word! She wears her Hamb shirts all the time now.

Kevin

 

My wife stays on farmville,so i stay on the HAMB and we get along real good..

 

My wife asks if I'm talking to my "little car friends" again. I say no......we aren't friends.

 

My wifes obsession with Farmville trumps my time on the HAMB...

 

At least here you are possibly building a community, and potentially helping others, and not just solely killing time. Can't get that with Farm/Fish/Pet/Whatever-ville.

 

My wife said she would rather me look at Porn than the HAMB.....said it would be cheaper!

 

My wifes definition of the HAMB:
The reason the yard doesn't get mowed.
Damn, woman can be so narrow minded at times!

 

If I am sitting here on the laptop either laughing or just as often typing an answer to a question, Jean asks "you Hambin again?" She is still asleep so I don't have to explain why I was sitting here laughing for the past ten minutes. Great old thread that came alive again.