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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Barn-core, Feb 3, 2004.

  1. Monkey
    Joined: May 6, 2002
    Posts: 961

    Monkey
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    from Owasso, OK

    One of the best names I ever heard....El Mosquito!

    Damn I miss that thing.

    monkey
     
  2. dixiedog
    Joined: Mar 20, 2002
    Posts: 1,204

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    Christine - oops already taken, how many 57 fury's are out there with that name?
     
  3. Antibilly
    Joined: Apr 6, 2002
    Posts: 3,487

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    My X was named christine and she pretty much acted just like that car!!!
    hahhaahahahah no wait she did it all because she didnt like me? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm women and cars so much alike
     
  4. 59Rocket
    Joined: Dec 22, 2002
    Posts: 101

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  5. I think 4t64rd is right.
     
  6. Jester
    Joined: Nov 4, 2003
    Posts: 961

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    from Blevins AR

    In time it'll most likely be known as "bitch ass piece of muthaf*ckn shit" or "I can't belive I bought this piece of sheet" at least thats what I alway refer to all my FORD product. Now that I own a chevy I refer to it as "Pop can material" or "Punk bitch ass piece of fartherf*ckn shit" sorry for the language but anyone who works on cars and especially FORDs knows my pain. [​IMG] OH and I'm not bad mouthing your ride Kat so please don't get affended. [​IMG]
     
  7. dixiedog
    Joined: Mar 20, 2002
    Posts: 1,204

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    How about DROF and paint a mirror next to it -

    time for lunch my sugar must be getting low [​IMG]
     
  8. Donzie
    Joined: Aug 9, 2001
    Posts: 2,779

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    First, I wouldn't put a name on it that you have to translate or explain to most everyone (do you have a lot of Hispanic speaking people in WY.?). That would get old real quick.
    How does your wife/girlfrind feel abou the car? If she says "you think more of that car than you do of me", call it "1st Fiddle" or "First Love". How do you feel about the car? Is it your "Baby", "Tempermental", "Always There", "Too Cool For School"?
    Or you can always name if after your wife/girlfrind. They might think that's pretty special.
     
  9. Name it, Bill or Tommy or George....ANYTHING BUT SUE!!!! Mr. Cash would be proud.

    One of my cars I am buidling is BEASTIE 667, Beastie for short. It came about because I was called the 4th Beastie in high school (as in the 4th Beastie Boy). It's a 67 Impala, that's going to have a six speed transmission (hence the 667). Plus all together it's a play on words. Beastie 667 Neighbor of the Beast!

    Thought you might like that.

    Reverend Jake
     
  10. [ QUOTE ]
    What's "Coche Feo" mean, i'm just a simple white boy.

    [/ QUOTE ]
    Or Cuche Feo, ugly pig. [​IMG]

    If your name was Bob and you painted it red you could name it Roberts Red Ford.

    If we are gonna stay with spanish you could call it Gateando, catting (literaly) or crawling on its belly (actual).

    Or this has been run into the ground, but you can put your Eights 'n' Aces on it (make sure the ace of spades is on top) and call it the widowmaker.

    If its gonna be low how 'bout slither.
     
  11. sedan_dad
    Joined: Nov 13, 2002
    Posts: 255

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    What about "Bob"
     
  12. Holidazed
    Joined: Mar 4, 2003
    Posts: 44

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    How about "Bert or Bernie or Rusty".
     
  13. jdubbya
    Joined: Jul 12, 2003
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    I am a big fan of the name "Roscoe".
     
  14. fuel pump
    Joined: Nov 4, 2001
    Posts: 3,620

    fuel pump
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    from Caro,MI


    How about Pablo [​IMG]
     
  15. BLAKE
    Joined: Aug 10, 2002
    Posts: 2,783

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    I think song names are cool for cars as long as they have some meaning... for example:

    1.) Ball and Chain (Social D) - cool song, refers to the car as long-term relationship and a bit of a burden, implies the car is like your ol' lady.

    2.) 8-Piece Box (SCoTS) - the '8' covers the motor (right?) and the Aces-Eights connection, 'Box' covers the car, cool song

    3.) Shadrach (B-Boys) - just a really cool name

    4.) Almost any ZZ-Top song - Pearly, Lowdown in the Street, Hi-Fi Mama, Certified Blue, etc... except 'Squank'... that one's taken. [​IMG]

    5.) Money Talks (Jason and the Scorchers) - rockin' song about being broke

    ... etc. What kinda music/bands you listen to?
     
  16. NortonG
    Joined: Dec 26, 2003
    Posts: 2,117

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    I was gonna call my car the Orange Blossom Special but I think that one is taken. Everyone listens to Johnny Cash I love his music.
     
  17. FEDER
    Joined: Jan 5, 2003
    Posts: 1,270

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    Hows EL BLEEDO DE BANKO cause it will soone or later ---Feder
     
  18. quickrod
    Joined: Nov 5, 2003
    Posts: 394

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  19. how 'bout just "Huero"
     
  20. When i first read this post i had nothin! [​IMG]
    And i may still have nothin [​IMG] but howza bout
    "Tudor(s)Down"
    Hey it's free!! [​IMG]
     

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