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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by marq, Apr 18, 2004.

  1. 74ina66
    Joined: Apr 12, 2004
    Posts: 41

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    [ QUOTE ]
    "Marq'd For Death"

    "Shrunken Head Sled"

    "Hoo-doo Hauler"

    "Witchy Woman"

    "Crystal's Balls"

    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]



    [/ QUOTE ]

    Those are hilarious! [​IMG]
     
  2. OGNC
    Joined: May 13, 2003
    Posts: 1,194

    OGNC
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    Floppy Donkey Cock...

    That way you would get to say things like:

    "That Floppy Donkey Cock is a real handfull when you get it up to highway speeds."

    "I'll be there as soon as I finish drying off the Floppy Donkey Cock."

    at the local cruise night, "Where do you want the Floppy Donkey Cock"

    "Can someone come over here and jump start my Floppy Donkey Cock"

    I think you get the picture...
     
  3. flatshoebox
    Joined: Apr 22, 2004
    Posts: 1,058

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    <font color="red">call it:
    A-VOODOO-TRUCKER-SUM-BITCH!</font>

    does it have red somke stacks?

    thank HD from deadbolt for that one!!
     
  4. marq
    Joined: Aug 22, 2003
    Posts: 1,423

    marq
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    yes unfortunalty i do get the picture ,a mental one and i gotta say it's not a very good one..............shit i think i'll wake up screaming(no funnies there please)...................Marq p.s any more sensible sugestions on freeki tiki
     
  5. plan9
    Joined: Jun 3, 2003
    Posts: 4,082

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    im taking "Floppy Donkey Cock" for my jalopy
     
  6. marq
    Joined: Aug 22, 2003
    Posts: 1,423

    marq
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    Oi no steelin of the names,i know i aint using that particular one but it's mine and i still love it,get ya bloody own lol..............Marq
     
  7. fuel pump
    Joined: Nov 4, 2001
    Posts: 3,620

    fuel pump
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    from Caro,MI


    My wife names all my cars including the ones I have now. She calls my 37 "that fucking car" and my 50 is "that other fucking car". Feel free to use either one [​IMG]
     
  8. DrJ
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 9,419

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    If it's to be a proper Voodoorod you MUST have most of the interior covered in sequins...Very important part of Voodoo visual regalia, usually on banners.

    Kinky Tiki Truck

    Is this thread going to go on for dozens of pages?
     
  9. marq
    Joined: Aug 22, 2003
    Posts: 1,423

    marq
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    sequins?lol i an no sorta brown hatter,like i'm gonna use sequins i'll have evey bum bandit from here to Texas wanting a ride.Yes i think probably this thread will go on for a bit but we have a clear winner so far in Freeki tiki..........Marq
     
  10. plan9
    Joined: Jun 3, 2003
    Posts: 4,082

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    [ QUOTE ]
    Oi no steelin of the names,i know i aint using that particular one but it's mine and i still love it,get ya bloody own lol..............Marq

    [/ QUOTE ]

    you can have limey version of the Floppy Donkey Cock...

    ill have the USA version [​IMG]
     
  11. marq
    Joined: Aug 22, 2003
    Posts: 1,423

    marq
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    there aint no such thing as a limey floppy donkey cock they are all stiff as a board..........Marq
     
  12. SanDiegoJoe
    Joined: Apr 18, 2004
    Posts: 3,519

    SanDiegoJoe
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Floppy Donkey Cock...

    That way you would get to say things like:

    "That Floppy Donkey Cock is a real handfull when you get it up to highway speeds."

    "I'll be there as soon as I finish drying off the Floppy Donkey Cock."

    at the local cruise night, "Where do you want the Floppy Donkey Cock"

    "Can someone come over here and jump start my Floppy Donkey Cock"

    I think you get the picture...

    [/ QUOTE ]

    damn Tito - You going to change Kirby's name?
     

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