Art & Inspiration Need help with a slogan

Have a t-shirt design that needs a slogan across the bottom. There are a lot of creative people here, so any help is appreciated.

 

"In our business a flush beats a full house any day!"
"Hot on the left,cold on the right..."
"If it's yellow,let it mellow...if it's brown flush it down!" (I couldn't resist!)
"Stomach stew-pot repairs a specialty!"

Good luck with your shirts!

 

"First in the hearts and bowels of politicos everywhere!"

I had to add that in view of recent events...

 

We will wrench the payment outta you.

Oh wait-Thats Obamas plan

 

"Your **** is my bread and ****er"

 

layin pipe since,,,,,,

 

1.The Best Pipe Around.

2. We Have The Longest Snake In Town.

3. Let Us Snake Your Plumbing.

 

"Let us handle your plumbing!"
"Home of the Thunder Mug!"
"Improving the flow wherever we go!"
"Call us when you're in deep ****!"
"Proud Potty Pirates!"

 

Picking up leaks for 60 years.

 

We don't do outhouses...

R-

 

"Spread the wealth around" (I couldn't resist, either)
"Licenses? We don't need no stinkin' licenses" (I promise - last bit of topical political humor)
"Helping things circle 'round the drain since..."
"Cleanest Pipes in Town"
"Coming or Going, We're Flowing"
"Go with the flow"

 

Let me clean your pipes

If it Leaks, Drips, or Clogs - I'm your man

Vote for Joe the Plumber

 

"Nobody put's their nose in our business"

 

Spread the wealth.

 

This might be more appropriate on the back. A friend of mine is a Plumber and he tells me this is all he has to remember.

1. **** runs down hill.

2. payday is on Tuesday.

3. DONT chew your fingernails!

 

We aim to please,You aim too,Please

 

1. We're #1 in the #2 business
2. We repair what your Husband fixed
3. Don't sleep with a Drip,Call your Plumber
4. Always keep your Wife in Hot Water

 

It doesn't need a goofy slogan.

 

Only Washington should be full of ****.

 

We don't mind going were the *****s hang out.

 

Were number 1 in the number 2 business...

 

In business so you can do your business
We can fix your whatzits
Righty tighty lefty loosey
Flushing out the compe***ion
Take the plunge...give us a call
Cl***ic service and quality
Satisfaction guaranteed or double your load back

 

You should have a HAMB Auction and let everyone give their slogan's, then pick a winner and give them a shirt.............here's mine.

"Best Pipe Dope In Town"

 

A handshake deal that you'll remember
Our crack isn't addicting
Your main drain spe******t
We've got drain on the brain

 

**** happens. We dispose!

 

Wanna see my snake?

 

Poop-poop, pee too!

 

When **** happens we'll be there

 

WE FIX PIPES!
NOT CAMPAIGNS...



sorry. couldn't resist.

 

"Only 4 more years 'til we do this **** again"