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Need Synonyms for Gasoline...

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Juztyn00, Dec 6, 2008.

  1. Juztyn00
    Joined: Jul 21, 2007
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    I'm building a little fuel tank for my car and I want to stencil something on it that would make me smile when filling it up..

    My current favorite is "Nectar for the Gods of Speed" but that is a bit wordy
    Liquid Gold?
    Savings Account?
    Fast Maker?
    Go Go Juice?
    Soul Fuel?

    Will post pics of the winner!
     
  2. How about "So much for retirement!":eek:
     
  3. Unkl Ian
    Joined: Mar 29, 2001
    Posts: 13,509

    Unkl Ian

    Liquid Cash.
     
  4. LOWLIDX50
    Joined: Oct 27, 2005
    Posts: 214

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    Dinasour sqeezins
    Flame
    liquid flame
     
  5. Midnight 50
    Joined: Jul 27, 2008
    Posts: 568

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    Had a buddy who's car smoked like crazy and he put on his tank "Bug Juice" many year ago. You'd think gnats never existed hanging around him.
     
  6. Piston Punch

    Block Heater

    Dead Dino

    FIRE WATER
     
  7. 32SEDAN
    Joined: Jul 30, 2008
    Posts: 1,314

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    "Boom Juice"
    "Liquid Hydrogen"
    "Flux Capacitor"
    "Monomethylhydrazine"
    "Bio-Diesel"
    "Bio-weasel"
    "Hybrid"
    "Nitrous"
     
  8. adamabomb76
    Joined: Aug 5, 2007
    Posts: 280

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    from York, Pa

  9. Mad~Max
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    Dinosaur Piss
    Dinosaur Jism
    Dinosaur Blood

    ******* Gold
    King Faisal's Reprisal

    Black Gold
    Texas Tea
    Tulsa Wine

    Graveyard Gravy (for every soldier killed in 2006, 42 people were killed in traffic)
     
  10. Barn-core
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    I always liked, "Gas Hole". How about "Fuego", or "No Fumar"
     
  11. Jeff J
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    Money pit
    George bush retirement
    Thrill Hole
    By By Green backs
     
  12. Royalshifter
    Joined: May 29, 2005
    Posts: 15,991

    Royalshifter
    Moderator
    from California

  13. 5window
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    "Carbon footprint" Well, you wanted to smile :).
     
  14. Juztyn00
    Joined: Jul 21, 2007
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    Gas Hole running up front now

    Pay up $ucker

    Hot Sauce
     
  15. Toymont
    Joined: Jan 4, 2005
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    from Montana

    Friend of mine has a 55 Chev and in very small print inside the door it says "Close the ****ing door"
     
  16. Motion Lotion ............
     
  17. Greasy64
    Joined: Nov 1, 2008
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    How 'bout "kids lunch money"
     
  18. CoolHand
    Joined: Aug 31, 2007
    Posts: 1,942

    CoolHand
    Alliance Vendor

    Liquidus Hydrocarbon Containment Vessel
     
  19. hotrod40coupe
    Joined: Apr 8, 2007
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    Steal from the Brits, "Petrol"
     
  20. Leaky Pipes
    Joined: Jan 11, 2005
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  21. Juztyn00
    Joined: Jul 21, 2007
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    Some Pseudo-Latin from the old Roadrunner cartoons:

    Accelerati incredibilus

    Velocitus tremenjus

    Hot-roddicus supersonicus

    Speedipus rex

    Batoutahelius

    Velocitus incalculii

    Disappearialis quickius

    Super-Sonnicus Idioticus

    Burn-em upus asphaltus

    Ultra-sonicus ad infinitum

    Boulevardius-burnupius


     
  22. Pauly da mick
    Joined: Nov 14, 2006
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  23. aliphatic compounds

    spirit of naphtha

    my personal favorite is the literally incorrect but highly illustrative "dinosaur juice"
     
  24. Leaky Pipes
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    15 Hippies to the Gallon
     
  25. Elvisaurusrex
    Joined: Dec 28, 2007
    Posts: 403

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  26. DrJ
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 9,419

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    Traditional ghetto would be "Push Water"
     
  27. Mojo

    Liquid Dynamite

    Ethyl
     
  28. Crestoloy
    Joined: Jul 21, 2008
    Posts: 75

    Crestoloy
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    Giggle Water
    80 Proof
    Fire Medicine
    Oilfield Liquor
     

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