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New 2005 Paso Thread

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Comet, Apr 4, 2005.

  1. Comet
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    Ok, since we lost some of the threads including the one on Paso 2005, I thought I'd start a new one. This will be my first Paso and I'll be driving from Seattle, so I want to monitor this for updates.
    If I recall, a bunch of SoCal guys were trying to organize a caravan. I suggest they post up again to get that started.
    Also, the army barracks are closed, so sleeping space is a premium. The state park has showers if I recall and we were discussing a meeting place, like WallMart or a theatre. Ok, that's what I remember of importance, anyone else?
     
  2. MonsterMaker
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    It was Northern Cal guys..... :D
     
  3. Nor-cal Convoy is the way to go! every body would meet maybe in,morgan hill
    or somewere south of the bay then we meet up and head on in to paso.
     
  4. torpedo8
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    the state park? that the place all the bicyclist hang out?
     
  5. Rusty
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    Got lots of work to do. But we will be coming from TExas
     
  6. Comet
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    I have never been to Paso, but if I recall from the lost thread someone said something about kicking the bicyclists out of the park :D So yeah, sounds like the same place.
     
  7. HoldFast
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    I'm still up for a convoy. I'm gonna take the day off so I can be over in San Juan Batista the night before.



    Speaking of which. I'd really like to get some HAMB bashes going on local cars I know there are a lot of guys with things that need to get done. I'll post a thread so I dont' side track this one.


    PASO 05 BEEECHES.
     
  8. torpedo8
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    2 year vet of paso, them damn bicyclist all over the place (btw that was me that commented on the lost paso post about the bikes)
    they camp at i guess its the state park right off the freeway, never been over there due to the homo***uality in there gay *** spandex

    bring a flame thrower and darts tiped with HIV (AIDS CURES ***S)
     
  9. HoldFast
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    you're a real ***** aren't you.
     
  10. yorgatron
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    you think that's funny? i don't :mad:

    i have friends who are gay,including one i do target practice with.

    i'd like to meet you in person.you need your *** kicked.
     
  11. skumbag
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    i dont see anything wrong with what torpedo8 said.
    god made adam and eve, not adam and steve!
     
  12. randy
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    I knew this guy in High School that "HATED ***S". It was kinda funny at the time actually, I mean this guy was all about "HATING ***S".

    It's not much to live on, you know "HATING ***S", but he made it work for him. He was the local "*** HATER"...maybe like this torpedo guy. Anyway, life goes on after High School and I always ***umed this guy would just grow up to be an even WORSE close minded ****.

    Surprise, Surprise! The infamous homo-phobe turned out to be gay. You know, he had to move out of his house, quit speaking to his parents and lose most of his friends, but HOLY **** is he GAY. No questions there.

    Anyway, cheers!

    -r

    p.s. Can anyone think of anything more PHALLIC than a TORPEDo? Especially 8 of 'em!!!lol
     
  13. chub chub
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    Grow the **** up, both of you.
     
  14. HoldFast
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    OKKKKK>

    This ****s. I see this thread getting locked. So maybe the next Paso 2005 thread can go narrow minded homophobe free.
     
  15. torpedo8
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    yea i have been known as a *****,
    i dont care, i live life fast loud n dangerous
    to all those that got all ****HURT because of the way i was talkin about the cyclist can ****ing join them in there park!
    for the record, i am a homophobe
    no i am not secretly homo***ual
    to all that dont like my at***ude can **** off

    THANK YOU DRIVE THROUGH
     
  16. torpedo8
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    ILL BE IN PASO THERE BIG BOY, FIND ME, ILL BE IN MY PONTIAC OR MY FALCON
     
  17. randy
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    Dude. Alright, you got opinions. COOL.

    I REALLY don't think you want yorgatron to "FIND" you. Really. You won't be able to "FIND" yourself if that happens.REALLY.

    Good luck!

    -r
     
  18. Lets not get this thread closed OKAY!! so lets settel down everybody, This is a thread about paso not some ones orientation! Jeez. we really should put together a list of people going so that we can meet up and have a convoy. And leave you a***ude at the door. everybody.
     
  19. gowjobs
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    My plan: Ride up the coast from Ventura on Saturday morning, and home Saturday evening. Hopefully, we can find a place close to the park to plant the Challenger. All the rods I'm bringing are 1:25 scale this time.
     
  20. Yeah, you and your Falcon will be really easy to spot too.

    [​IMG]


    Now back to the thread:

    The drive down on Friday is always cool. Lots of old cars to see on the road... and on the side of the road too. :)

    If you're going down for Friday and are registered, make sure you get there by 5 or 6 if possible. Cruise starts at 7. From there most people usually go hang at the former A&W.

    Mike
     
  21. You know newbie, these guys started a really good thread, why dont you drop off. There happen to be lots of HAMBers that are also Mt Bikers and road bikers. A couple of them from Norcal, and they are way more respected here on the HAMB than your 36 post ***.

    Now, back to Paso........................What is the deal with the barracks? Closed for good from the public? I didnt hear.
     
  22. HoldFast
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    OH DANG...... haaaaaaaa. You guys are brutal..but hey...brutal gets brutal..you know.




    I'm very much looking forward to meeting some of you guys at paso and hopefully before and on the meet up/drive down. I think it would be dope to get a line of hambers coming out of the bay area. Plus that way if anyone breaks down we should be able to take care of eachother.

    Sooooo.......

    lets get that norcal rundown and meet up place ideas going again. Back on track. gilroy was a good plan.




    oh....and on a side note. I ride MTB/Road/BMX. have raced MTB/BMX. I love riding. though I'm fat rusty and out of shape these days. Only so much time in the day.....

    oh...so how about it guys. GILROY? WALMART?
     
  23. ~E~
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    2.65 per gallon regular. East Bay, CA.
     
  24. Gilroy Sounds like a good spot to meet.
     
  25. Gilroy meeting point....for Friday.

    101 South to the 152 East Exit, toward Los Banos....

    Make a left at the end of the ramp & cross the freeway, make another left at the light by Chilli's & park up in the Costco parking lot....

    Its HUGE & there's plenty of parking space.

    Sound like a good idea?

    Dave
     
  26. burndup
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    So, when the f is Paso???

    ...and when did this place turn into a gay bar? Damn, only gone for 6 months and look what happens...

    So, when the f is Paso???
     
  27. torpedo8
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    memorial weekend
     
  28. FOR sure!
     
  29. HoldFast
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    sweet. gilroy it is.


    as for another gas deal. Yeah it's in the 2.60's. I pay 2.80 for my daily. I'd expect it to be up another 10 cents by paso. won't be cheap that's for sure.

    Looking forward to it.
     
  30. RagDoll
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    All right Dave, you guys have Mac and I's cel phone #'s. Give us a ring when you get into town. We are leaving Thursday. I'd like to see the calvalry ride into town. or at least meet up with you guys . We'll be at the drive-in and the cruise for sure though.

    And...don't forget to take pics on the way down, y'all!
     

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