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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by JSM56, Dec 25, 2003.

  1. JSM56
    Joined: Nov 25, 2003
    Posts: 285

    JSM56
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    Hey everyone, my name is josh, and i daily-drive a 56 ford with no windows and no heater, much of the rear floors are cut out, but hey at least it drags****. i noticed that you guys are pretty hard on new people and thier intros, so i will be expecting some***** talking. anyways, i am just a twenty two year old single guy living in cali and i love to work on cars. i care more about how low i can make my car than how shiney the paint is, and to me no car is too nice to get cut up. someday i will post pics, but i need a digital cam first.
     
  2. lownslow
    Joined: Jul 16, 2002
    Posts: 1,920

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    nice intro man ....where in california are you ?????.....let me be the first to welcome you
     
  3. briggs&strattonChev
    Joined: Feb 20, 2003
    Posts: 2,236

    briggs&strattonChev
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    good job doin an intro right away!

    what body style/engine is your ford? Tell us about it

    Briggs
     
  4. Muttley
    Joined: Nov 30, 2003
    Posts: 18,501

    Muttley
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    Wellcome, I'm also a newbie and I completely agree with you, low is better then shiny. [​IMG] Where in Cal. are you?
     
  5. JSM56
    Joined: Nov 25, 2003
    Posts: 285

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    i am in the sacramento area, my ford is a 56 customline, 2dr sedan. yeah customline is low model, but all the trim is shaved anyway, so it makes little difference. it is a 223 six. looking for a dual outlet exhaust manifold and multiple carb setup if anyone has stuff laying around. also, next project is going T5 5speed if anyone has any info on that.
     
  6. Rocky
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 17,620

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    One of my buddy's passed away about a year ago. He drove a 55 ford with a Y-block using a moostang T-5 world class. He told me it bolted up with a little tweaking and made a great improvement in driveability.......Welcome to the HAMB.So, are you disappointed you didn't get flamed on your intro? Well, you ignorant*****, pull your head outa your.........aw*****, I just don't have the energy right now.
     
  7. JSM56
    Joined: Nov 25, 2003
    Posts: 285

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    i feel a little better now, thanx rocky. my buddy wickeddeathchop (or somethin like that) got all kinds of***** on his.
     
  8. Rocky
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 17,620

    Rocky
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    Yeah, sure..........anything for a new guy. Hey, if the mustang shifter is too far rearward and interferes with the bench seat, use the tailhousing and shifter from an S-10 T-5 .............it'll place the shifter further up toward the front by about 9 inches, I'm told....maybe it's more like 7 inches..I USED THE ENTIRE s-10******* IN MY 33 ford pickup and the shifter ended up right where your hand falls...no, I don't mean on your girlfriend's leg either
     
  9. Sam F.
    Joined: Mar 28, 2002
    Posts: 4,225

    Sam F.
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    dont think just cuz your doing an intro on christmas eve your gonna get off easy.....fucker,,,,, [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  10. sic em! sic em*****t!
     
  11. 296 V8
    Joined: Sep 17, 2003
    Posts: 4,666

    296 V8
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    from Nor~Cal

    welcome neighber I think I saw your car one time in carmichal and on 12th st. dark gray primer?
     
  12. lowandgold59
    Joined: Sep 30, 2003
    Posts: 56

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    WTF DO PEOPLE CARE SO MUCH ABOUT INTROS FOR....I THOUGHT THIS MESSAGE BOARD WAS ABOUT CARS????
     
  13. i'll second that!!!!

    ohhhh! good intro josh!***** up!, mean while i'm still wiping the blood off. guess its my own fault.

    jeff
     
  14. JSM56
    Joined: Nov 25, 2003
    Posts: 285

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    sorry death chop, i tried to get made fun of like you, but it didn't work yet. one of these days i am gonna have to go visit you in your state and check out the house, where is that again? massachusetes or some*****? keep on keepin on... LEFTY
     
  15. zman
    Joined: Apr 2, 2001
    Posts: 16,790

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    from Garner, NC

    welcome, glad you have the weather to drive that thing like that. Wish we did here. Well then I probably wouldn't get anything done.
     
  16. ikillspies
    Joined: Dec 10, 2003
    Posts: 60

    ikillspies
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    from Minnesota

    do you also enjoy long romantic walks on the beach?
     
  17. HOTRODPRIMER
    Joined: Jan 3, 2003
    Posts: 64,657

    HOTRODPRIMER
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    Welcome to da HAMB. HRP
     
  18. Like your attitude friend. If it runs right and is clean under the hood then the whole paint 'n' interior can take care of itself(or not). [​IMG]
    I was impressed with the no windows'n'heater thing, then I saw where you're from. Now if you were from Minnisota I would be impressed. [​IMG]
    What part of the state ya from. Most of my family is North of Frisco.
    Oh yea, welcome beater guy [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  19. ray
    Joined: Jun 25, 2001
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    ray
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    from colorado

    whoopty*****ing doo, nice*****ing intro. just what we need, more young uns who have absolutely no ambition to make their cars NICE.
     
  20. JSM56
    Joined: Nov 25, 2003
    Posts: 285

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    oh my got damn.i need fender skirts. one of mine fell off and got hit by about 40,000,000,000,000 cars on the free way.
    let me know if you can help. JSM56

    oh yea send you girlfriend`s skirts with********, and if she looks good send her to...

    jsmeagle90@yahoo.com
    not your inbred mom/sister things you got. you know who you are!!! wicked dumb chop?! you inbred beeeotch!
     
  21. Jbirds51
    Joined: Feb 12, 2002
    Posts: 115

    Jbirds51
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    from Sac ca

    Arent you that guy @Citrus heights in that***** pink ford? Ive seen you...On airbags right?Just kidding...Welcome to the hamb slick..
     
  22. JSM56
    Joined: Nov 25, 2003
    Posts: 285

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    i live in northern cali, so its still a little chilly at night. and the rain is pretty*****ty. that last post wasn't me, a friend on my comp, but if you would like you can still send me your girlfriends********, or fender skirts for a 56 ford. and no my car is not pink, yet. anyways, yeah, need window regulators to put in the glass. and need a heater core for an ARVIN heater box from the fifties. and need to go steal a couple more hoods from the junk yard for floor patch panels.
     
  23. maud
    Joined: Oct 4, 2003
    Posts: 121

    maud
    Member
    from Maud,Tx

    Since you are more interested in low than good looks, I'll send you my niece, she ain't good lookin, but she is very low down. When she waddles you can see static electic sparks between her legs, and off her shackles. Oh, and it's a good thing that you don't have windows, you'll need to hang one of those Christmas tree fresheners around her neck. And let me know if you find a TV remote control......she lost ours......said it may be in one of her folds.
     

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