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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by liz, Nov 14, 2004.

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  1. jalopy43
    Joined: Jan 12, 2002
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    Gostroppel dien frau!! [​IMG] [​IMG]
     

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  2. briggs&strattonChev
    Joined: Feb 20, 2003
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Is that panel van really goin for $395? That's a hell of a deal for a 71'.

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    hahahahahahahaha

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    Gostroppel dien frau!!

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    is that german? closest translation I can come up with is "gostroppel serve woman" ???


    at any rate.....................
     
  3. I am glad I got me a chick now or boot ho would have one up mine about now too Welcome liz
     
  4. repoguy
    Joined: Jul 27, 2002
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    [ QUOTE ]
    I guess I'm gonna have to look at my own stubbly cooter for kicks now. Damn, where's my pocket mirror?

    ...I wish I wasn't such an ***hole.

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    I love you Nads.

    You handsome ***hole.
     
  5. stealthcruiser
    Joined: Dec 24, 2002
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    Nads,
    nothing wrong with forest like nose hair,
    in fact ,it is one of your more redeeming qualities.
    i still love ya'!
     
  6. crewcutkid
    Joined: Jun 11, 2004
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    Whoa...haw!
    Good thread!
    -Crew
     
  7. Nads
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
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    Hey Chuck, the Rader's are STILL holding air, that ****ing two part glue **** you sent me really works.
    I'm eternally grateful brother.
     
  8. jalopy43
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  9. Welcome to the HAMB. I have a cousin that lives just north of Bremerton in Silverdale.
     
  10. monsterflake
    Joined: May 13, 2003
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    why do i always miss out on the fun? i guess i need to quit working and spend more time waiting for chicks' intros...mf
     
  11. CherryBlossom
    Joined: May 25, 2003
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    What can I say Cherry? I'm a gay magnet. BUT, being married to a homo***ual has it's advantages, I mean, he does have a great sense of style!

    HAHA [​IMG] [​IMG]

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    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, he does wear his grease rather well [​IMG] It's very strategically applied [​IMG]
     
  12. jalopy43
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    "A vertual Danish pastry,served on the hood of a car" Best served warm [​IMG] Spark'o Maniac Poor Boys CC,TN
     
  13. Bob K
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
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    She's been gone damm near 2 hours but yet the thread goes on and on.

    B [​IMG] B
     
  14. Kev Nemo
    Joined: Aug 7, 2004
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    Hey, I lobbied to the powers that be that there should be a HAMB Personals section- and I wasn't kidding. It cleanup the board and get back to business- although I don't know what all the hateful chicks would do.. [​IMG]
    It's stupid to think that with such cool *** cars, the women wouldn't notice- at least that's the Kustom creed [​IMG]
     
  15. ChuckleHead_Al
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    She has cankels (her cabs and her ankles are one)
     
  16. Kev Nemo
    Joined: Aug 7, 2004
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    Kev Nemo

    sorry, it's inner pimp rearing his furry hatted head...
    those ain't cankles, fool,
    they're shock absorbers [​IMG]
     
  17. Gracie
    Joined: Apr 19, 2001
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Hey, I lobbied to the powers that be that there should be a HAMB Personals section- and I wasn't kidding. It cleanup the board and get back to business- although I don't know what all the hateful chicks would do.. [​IMG]
    It's stupid to think that with such cool *** cars, the women wouldn't notice- at least that's the Kustom creed [​IMG]

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    I love being hateful... its funny how guys talk about the physical flaws of women but that's not hateful... but I call into question the dubious actions of a 19 year old mushhead of a girl and I'm "hateful".

    Nads is the best man on the hamb. I would say I love Nads, but it sounds funny.
     
  18. Kilroy
    Joined: Aug 2, 2001
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    [ QUOTE ]
    I love being hateful... its funny how guys talk about the physical flaws of women but that's not hateful... but I call into question the dubious actions of a 19 year old mushhead of a girl and I'm "hateful".

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    I seem to remember some mention of a "scary, stubbly pooter?"

    Maybe I'm off-base... [​IMG]

    That being said physical flaws as well as mental flaws are fair-game on the HAMB. If you're ugly and you post a picture of yourself, you get what you deserve... [​IMG]

    But let's kill this now people. Lez has left the building... So let's not waste precious heart-beats on this post any longer. There! See that! that was like 40 or 50 beats I'll never get back!
     
  19. Kev Nemo
    Joined: Aug 7, 2004
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    What kind of a girl puts a picture of her rancid stubbly scary looking pooter on the web?

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    I'm sorry? Was that not you?
    I never made any comments about physical flaws...
     
  20. Gracie
    Joined: Apr 19, 2001
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    It sure was me... you all be sure and attack me for calling out a girl that will post a picture of her ***** on the internet... I'll say it again...

    What kind of girl posts a picture of her ***** on the internet and link it to a predominantly male car message board?

    Go ahead and attack me some more...
     
  21. Kilroy
    Joined: Aug 2, 2001
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    from Orange, Ca

    Gracie, I for one am not attacking you. I hope you didn't think I was. I agree whole-heartedly.
     
  22. oldspeed
    Joined: Sep 14, 2004
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    Gracie, the answer to the question of what kind of a girl.... is one that wants a lot of attention. I guess she got it.
     
  23. repoguy
    Joined: Jul 27, 2002
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    You guys need to get off Gracie's back.

    If that chick were a dude, and he linked you to pictures of his ****, you'd all be freaking the **** out and lining up to kill him.

    Bottom line is that women who have a little bit of cl*** don't have much love for *****S who walk in the door and say "hey guys, check out my BOX!"

     
  24. metalshapes
    Joined: Nov 18, 2002
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    9 pages of wasted space...
     
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