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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Ryan, Feb 9, 2005.

  1. Ryan
    Joined: Jan 2, 1995
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    Ryan
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    I was tired of all the intro posts on the main page. I'd rather read about some dude's frustrations with a starter solenoid too close to his header than read some FNG's life story. Shoot me. I dare ya.

    So, we now have a sub-forum for all FNGs to post their life story. All new users will be required to post in that forum first... or they will face some bad punishment... I dunno... cam shaft to the crotch... piston to the forehead... some bad ****.

    Secondly, all new users are forced to fill out their user profile. All you old folks should take the time to do it now as well. It's easy. Check mine for an example.

    P.S. This is just a test. If this doesn't work out I'll go back to the old school way of doing it.
     
  2. trey
    Joined: Sep 11, 2003
    Posts: 1,220

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    the whole "hamb is gone forever" **** scared me.

    but its a cool idea. the new guy deal and all.

    trey
     
  3. Ryan
    Joined: Jan 2, 1995
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    Yeah... I thought that **** was funny...
     
  4. Imwalkin
    Joined: Jul 29, 2004
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    from Tucson, Az

    Ok may be you do not want to hear this from a new guy but if you do not want to hear about the new guys intro in the message board why would anybody want to go some where else to read them? Why not just keep it here or put a space for an intro in the user profile. Maybe no intro in the user profile no posting. Just an idea.
     
  5. Ryan
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    Shut up new guy.
     
  6. Joe King
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    Thank you Ryan
     
  7. Imwalkin
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    Imwalkin
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    from Tucson, Az

    ok shutting up ( i don't say much anyway!)
     
  8. bobbleed
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    bobbleed
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    hahahahahaha that was funny.
     
  9. tragic59
    Joined: Sep 16, 2002
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    I can only speak for myself, but I probably only ever read about 5% of the intros as it was, and seriously doubt I will ever check the intro forum to keep up with new guys' intros.

    Seems to me, most everyone here probably agrees with you, Ryan: they don't want to read intros, and with a new seperate forum, probably won't...

    Which begs the question: If no one's gonna read them, why make people post them?
     
  10. 40StudeDude
    Joined: Sep 19, 2002
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    Awwww man, now where's the fun in THAT???

    I doubt I'd go to another page to read intros...especially if that's all there is there!! I think that's part of the fun of the HAMB...most of the FNG's found out about how the HAMB worked on the main page...that kept most of them in line until they had something interesting to post!

    Sorry, I don't agree with what you've done...but...it ain't my board and I'm just here as a guest.

    I do agree with the profile deal tho...that was needed.

    R-
     
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  11. Kinda the same reason it's good for a 'parts for sale section' and not having them included in the 'MAIN' arena.........interesting information, and can be of ***istance but you dont want to continually have it shoved in ya face....

    Thanks Ryan.

    Cheers,

    Drewfus
     
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  12. Ryan
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    Cuz some folks like to know who they are talking too and enjoy reading them... From what I understand, it goes down like this:

    Old fart sees a ***le that interests him. He clicks on it and starts reading it, but does not recognize the name. Said old fart then gets his ******* in a wad.

    "What the ****? Who's this clown?"

    He then clicks on "show all users posts" link and finds the intro post. If there is an intro post present, the old fart reads up on it and makes a judgement call - clown or next coming of Stu Hillborn? If there is no intro post, old fart attacks FNG with lots of profanity and snide comments.

    The end.



    Ohhh... And Roger, if it destroys culture or doesn't work I'll change it back - promise.
     
  13. slammed
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  14. 40StudeDude
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    OK R-,

    Thanx,

    R-
     
  15. FiddyFour
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    ROFLMAO
     
  16. Ryan
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    And what the hell are you laughing at?

    New Guy.
     
  17. bobbleed
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    bobbleed
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    This is a good post....

    Ryan IS a punk.
     
  18. hudsoncustom
    Joined: Oct 26, 2001
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    ha ha ha ha! This iis some funny ****. I can't remember the last time Ryan was this fiesty!

    Good **** Ryan!
     
  19. I like it, and it would seem that several newbies have already used it.... :D

    I like the fact that you now HAVE to fill out something in the profile too :D

    Thanks Ryan.

    Dave
     
  20. New meds???
    ....I'll have 4 of what he's havin' Punk.

    Maiki
     
  21. Skate Fink
    Joined: Jul 31, 2001
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    ......when he was on the pain meds for his back........ :eek:
     
  22. joeycarpunk
    Joined: Jun 21, 2004
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    joeycarpunk
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    from MN,USA

    I like the idea, it will keep a little less drama on the main board. If you want to pick on someone, go kick your dog. :D
     
  23. Donzie
    Joined: Aug 9, 2001
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    Good come-backs Ryan.
    You seem to be on top of your game. Ya musta got a little last night. :D
     
  24. hotrodladycrusr
    Joined: Sep 20, 2002
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    I like the idea, sure cleaned up the main board.
     
  25. gman
    Joined: Dec 2, 2002
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    Seems like yer gettin' kinda corporate, Ryan, what with subcategories etc. Just a thought. You asked. I liked it the old way.
     
  26. Ryan
    Joined: Jan 2, 1995
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    Nawe... If I was turning corporate I'd have to stop saying "****" and "****" so much... All I'm doing is making our barrier to entry a little tougher.

    BTW fellas - all new people are REQUIRED to fill out all the fields in their profile - they can't register if they dont.
     
  27. gman
    Joined: Dec 2, 2002
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    Yeeeaaahhhhhh. I get it. I'm off to update my profile.
     
  28. CURIOUS RASH
    Joined: Jun 2, 2002
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    CURIOUS RASH
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    I dig it, keeps the worthwhile posts, both of them, from dropping off the main page so fast.

    This gives the intro readers the opportunity to do so with out making the dudes that could care less have to sift through the muck and mire.


    Ryan's my hero.
     
  29. pigpen
    Joined: Aug 30, 2004
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    pigpen
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    from TX USA

    Truly, a stroke of genius! :cool: :cool:

    pigpen
     
  30. lobuck
    Joined: Jan 15, 2005
    Posts: 92

    lobuck

    Ryan
    Just a request from a FNG'r
    can the cl***ified section be broken up to FS/FT and WTB

    Ok Ill just shut up now..


    (Bowing lowly in Ryan presence)
     

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