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  1. Ramblux
    Joined: Jun 27, 2003
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  2. AHotRod
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    Ok...I've got a Model A
     
  3. plan9
    Joined: Jun 3, 2003
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    so... all that work on a tube frame just to lay it on the ground? maybe slap a big**** piece of sheetmetal on the bottom and sell it to CAL TRANS as the "Steamroller Special".. they can look pimp for the honeys in traffic....hahaha

    at least with lolo's they actually do something other than sit on the pavement??

    thats a Blazer homie, not a Tahoe...
    you guys shorten a suburban and add a new door?
    "the ghetto hook-up"... $10.99 and bag of mexi-dirt weed!!!

    wheres the '80 Regal with 25's ese??

    dont forget the billet bolt ons with a big BALLERZ INC sticka on the back window!!!
     
  4. Ramblux
    Joined: Jun 27, 2003
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    [ QUOTE ]
    so... all that work on a tube frame just to lay it on the ground? maybe slap a big**** piece of sheetmetal on the bottom and sell it to CAL TRANS as the "Steamroller Special".. they can look pimp for the honeys in traffic....hahaha

    at least with lolo's they actually do something other than sit on the pavement??

    thats a Blazer homie, not a Tahoe...
    you guys shorten a suburban and add a new door?
    "the ghetto hook-up"... $10.99 and bag of mexi-dirt weed!!!

    wheres the '80 Regal with 25's ese??





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    Quite a piece of work you are... The Datsun has an F1-style chassis with a turbocharged rotary, so no, it doesn't just sit flat on the ground, it goes too. And the '68 is a full-size truck, so how is it like a Blazer? I can tell that you're an a-hole to anyone who has something a little bit different than you, so I won't take your comments personally. I'm actually curious to see what you have parked next to your mom's car...
     
  5. tred
    Joined: Mar 20, 2003
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    [ QUOTE ]
    i own a clothing company "www.ironcrosscartel.com" [​IMG]

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    those shirts are kinda weak. an iron cross on a shirt just for the sake of having an iron cross? what's next a shirt with pauly junior's picture on it!?
     
  6. Ramblux
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Ok...I've got a Model A

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    Cool! Got any pics of that Crosley?
     
  7. plan9
    Joined: Jun 3, 2003
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    ramblux has easily pointed out that i have a foot in my mouth, but... sorry for being a homo. i gotta ask:

    what is the trucks intended use once finished? id imagine it can run like a sports car on the street, but haul**** at the track... it would make an interesting scenerio while pulling into the lumber yard.

    "what you got??"

    "a datsun, with a couple mods"

    was the chassis scratch built??

    CAN I DRIVE IT?? [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  8. Django
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    That wicked**** chassis is going under a Datsun? What a complete*****ing waste. [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  9. OGNC
    Joined: May 13, 2003
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    They did the datsun chassis for practice. They actually followed up with one for a 67 Chevelle that is just friggin bad****! I didn't believe it until Is saw it with my own eyes. It is nothing short of amazing.
     
  10. Glen
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    ICC, was your suburban in black primer?

     
  11. burndup
    Joined: Mar 11, 2002
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    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE,, MAXIMOOMO ROKU-BIRRY-DESU!

    ROKU-BIRRY GOOL, yoo, yoo Herra fiiine, yooo be MYYYYBITCH, HAI?

    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD....


    -=-=-=-=-=--=--=-=-=-=-

    I am SO jazzed about this "New Texas" thing here, when does it officially start? We already get Shiner Bock in the grocery stores...

    When can I get away with discharging firearms in public and not getting executed?

    yee haw!
     
  12. yorgatron
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    [ QUOTE ]
    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE,, MAXIMOOMO ROKU-BIRRY-DESU!

    ROKU-BIRRY GOOL, yoo, yoo Herra fiiine, yooo be MYYYYBITCH, HAI?

    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD....

    [/ QUOTE ] dude,what did i tell you about sniffin the whiteout when yer working graveyard? [​IMG]
     
  13. burndup
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    Whaat, you dont recognize japanese when you see it?
     
  14. IronCrossCartel
    Joined: May 11, 2004
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    [ QUOTE ]
    ICC, was your suburban in black primer?



    [/ QUOTE ]no it was actually an ugly**** 2 tone yellow and white. im also the one that used to own bowes 55 buick.
     
  15. Nads
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
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    hankcash, that immortal POS at VLV wasn't the Iron Cross Cartel it was the Iron Cross Cart.
    Datsun's are cool, I like them, I had a Datsun once. Well my mom did, but it was me that put the prismatic stickers and sidepipes on it. I even put a V8 badge on it even though it had a six in it. I was 16.
     
  16. hankcash
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    [ QUOTE ]
    hankcash, that immortal POS at VLV wasn't the Iron Cross Cartel it was the Iron Cross Cart.
    Datsun's are cool, I like them, I had a Datsun once. Well my mom did, but it was me that put the prismatic stickers and sidepipes on it. I even put a V8 badge on it even though it had a six in it. I was 16.

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    I didn't think that it was this guy, but his screen name reminded me of that pic.... [​IMG]

    HC
     
  17. Nads
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    Oh yeah I know it's not him hankcash because that dude didn't own a clothing company hawking passe*****, he just built the ugliest car of the new millenium.
    I thank the good Lord that the only foray I ever made into Iron Cross territory was when I put one on my motorcycle helmet 12 years ago. I still can't live that down.
     
  18. Antibilly
    Joined: Apr 6, 2002
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    I painted Iron crossses on Seans sedan panels last night in honer of this post.......80' punk rock stencil crosses
     
  19. Kilroy
    Joined: Aug 2, 2001
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    The first sign that the post has gone somewhere other than HAMB-Land?

    When the guys from FLORIDA start bagging on it! [​IMG]

    Where would we all be without mini truck clubs with names like "Too Mini Rumors?"

    Answer: The HAMB [​IMG]
     
  20. Tudor
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    hankcash - please bring back the brunette
     
  21. bustingear
    Joined: Oct 29, 2002
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    HC I liked the last Avatar better. Whis one is your wife?
     
  22. This thread is like Pulp Fiction... it's got like three story lines going on all at once...

    I like the Suburbaban converted into a Tahoe... that's cool

    Paint the mini truck flat black with red rims, wide whites and a Mexican blanket over the seat cover and it'll go over a little better with the masses. [​IMG]
    Sam.
     
  23. Antibilly
    Joined: Apr 6, 2002
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    Hey did ya hear the one about the Iron cross and the******?



    Answer. they were both wore out!!!


    Like this thread [​IMG]
     
  24. hankcash
    Joined: Apr 18, 2002
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    [ QUOTE ]
    hankcash - please bring back the brunette

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    Ok... Brunette is back by popular damand.....
    I agree, this one is better.
    This post has oficially derailed!!!

    HC
     
  25. hankcash
    Joined: Apr 18, 2002
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    HC I liked the last Avatar better. Whis one is your wife?

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Niether one is my wife....
    My old lady is better looking than both of these******s put together! [​IMG]

    HC
     
  26. bustingear
    Joined: Oct 29, 2002
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    Well is it Ok if I have the other two then?
     
  27. CURIOUS RASH
    Joined: Jun 2, 2002
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    [ QUOTE ]
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    i own a clothing company "www.ironcrosscartel.com" [​IMG]

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    those shirts are kinda weak. an iron cross on a shirt just for the sake of having an iron cross? what's next a shirt with pauly junior's picture on it!?

    [/ QUOTE ] [image] [​IMG]


    <font color="green"> NOW, the post has officially derailed!!! [​IMG] </font>
     
  28. Fuck. The guy has an old car and a self-made business. What more do you guys want?

    Bitches.
     
  29. Antibilly
    Joined: Apr 6, 2002
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    His first born [​IMG]
     
  30. IronCrossCartel
    Joined: May 11, 2004
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    [ QUOTE ]
    His first born [​IMG]

    [/ QUOTE ]hahah sorry cant have him. maybe my second born. if thats ok?
     

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