Night before Christmas ( Hot Rodders version )

It was the day before Christmas and down by the levy
Santa was tuning his Cl***ic old Chevy.

It has a 327 with a 4-speed for power
to help launch Santa at the magical hour.

The Chevy is finished almost to perfection,
but Santa has added a pristine fuel injection.

The cylinders are named in the order they fire,
"On Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
On Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen."
The way she's a runnin' she won't need no fixin'.

To pull the big sleigh he installed a big hitch
so he won't have to worry about getting stuck in a ditch.

The Gl***-Packs make noise when he delivers the toys
'cause Santa wants his cars seen by all the girls and boys.

As he drives down the street in the middle of the night
the kids all bring cookies, much to his delight.

He hands out the toys to every child he sees,
and always reminds them to say "thank you" and "please."

And when he is finished he puts it in gear,
and then pops the clutch without any fear.

Ol Santa's a good driver and it's very well known,
to control those big "reindeer", he's all on his own.

I hear the best part of Christmas is when Santa appears,
but for me it's when Santa opens up those "deers"
and roars down the street with the flame throwers a-blazin
to me that's a sight that is always amazin'.

But the best part of Christmas is hearing Santa's last call,
"Wishing you a Merry Christmas and Merry Christmas to all!"

Swiped from another board &
(This was found in the Dec 20 issue of OCW.)
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Awesome!!