o/t ....any halloween costume ideas

Guys get to be weirdos, but the best part about Halloween is that normal girls get to/love to dress reeeeal slutty.

 

Love it!

 

My buddy has a 67 Red Chevy Rag Top, the exact same car out of Fear and Loathing In LV.... he is a bit bigger than me with a dark complexion, so I dress up as Doctor Gonzo, and he dresses up as my attorney...... we have won first place several times at costume contests around town.... I have HST down pat....

He is my favorite author, maybe after Smokey Yunick...

When I bought my hearse, I thought it would be loads of fun at halloween, but it has turned into loads of money.... I rent it out to local bars for whatever night they have their Halloween party...... I just park it in front of the bar, and put a CD I made of Halloween songs and sound effects in the stereo and let her rip.... I have a coffin in the back with 4-15 inch speakers and amps, and a PA horn behind the grill.... I pull the table out an everyone just loves it... I have a full size skeleton that I dress up in an undertakers outfit and stick him behind the wheel..... I usually rev the motor up a few times throughout the night to keep the battery charged up, that 472 sounds wicked through the headers and glass packs

I made almost seven hundred bucks last year, three nights work, and all I could drink.... I just sleep in the back after bar-close, next to the coffin ....

It's my favorite Holiday, could you guess from my user name??????

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if you are male its always fun to go naked on skates as a pull toy.

 

My friend put on a white shirt and pants, and a string tail. Then put fake blood all over himself and said he was a used tampon.

 

This year he can go as a douche bag. No costume required.

 

Two 12 inch lengths of 4x4 attached to some old ski boots boost me up to Frankenstein heigth, really scares the crap out of little trick or treaters that knock on our door. We're going to another "Team" party this year everyone has to dress like a sports figure or related item. Some cardboard boxes cut up into a squared off version of the Tin Man then covered in brick contact paper and I'm the Finish Line at the Brickyard - Indy 500.

 

If anyone knows Larry Grobe of Voodoo Customs, he is a unique looking character with all his tattoos and crazy looking pomp. A friend of mine suggested that he should dress "normal" for Halloween. I could just imagine the reaction from all that know him. Button down shirt, khaki pants, consevative haircut. I ran it by him, but he wouldn't go for it.

 

I'm the nerd....but my friend got so much play as the kissing booth, it was unreal! Cheap too!

 

This one is clever use of those little stuffed dudes the gold chainers stick under their cars at shows.. Don't look if easily offended.

http://fozbaca.org/archives/ballsy_halloween_costume.jpg

 

I went as Buddy Holly a few years back while in college, Superman the year before that, and Clark Kent the year before that.

"I'm a homocidal maniac. They look just like everyone else." -Wednsday Addams

 

Have your wife/girlfriend go as a brick, and you dress as a brick layer.

 

I take the flash unit from my camera, add a set of fresh batteries, throw on a black hooded sweatshirt and Jason hockey mask, and hide in my bushes waiting for the kiddies to come up and ransack the bowl of candy I put on a chair in front of the door. Like lambs to the slaughter. All the greedy little buggers see is that big ol' bowl of unsupervised candy.
When they get next to me, I hit the flash and jump out of the bushes screaming.

And fun is had by all!

-Brad

well...maybe more fun is had by me, but that's not so bad.

 

Took me a while to find the pictures but here are some of the highlights from last year's Road Burner's Halloween House party.

This was one of the most creative I'd seen in years. Jeff Patchin (hiboy32) used a painter's suit and masking tape for his Buzz Lightyear. Now you know why the "Shop Supplies" portion of body shop bills can be so high.


Otis in his vacation clothes.


A group overview. . . I went as fat, drunk & stupid a real stretch. I believe Malcolm called his ensemble "SK Poser". Here are some of us listening to more loud music during a band break. Malcolm's neighbors are either deaf or reeeeealy good sports.


Cookie monster attempting a speedy getaway in Jeff's coupe.


The consequences of trying to steal a Road Burners ride in a group of said club members.

 

In high school I was goth/punk... wore all black, big spikey hair... I went "normal" for halloween one year... khakis, boat shoes, gold chain. No one got it.

 

i have a shriner's fez so for one halloween i bought a suit and went as a shriner. went over pretty good!

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I once had to have a costume to get into a party so i just put a cooking pot on my head and went as a "POTHEAD" and one year went as Capt. kaos since that was my nickname in High school many many years ago.

 

AHAHAHAHA ok I just spit coffee all over. you could always get a couple of buddies and where white suits and white swim caps and go as the falopian swim team

 

Bought a $10 paper coverall from Home Depot and painted some rattle can cow spots on it. Then I took some of my kids milk bottle nipples and glued them on as udders (is that what they call them?). A litttle rope around the neck with a paper cut out cow bell (didn't have a real one)... instant COW custome for less than $20.

I won costume contest at work and recieved a $50 gift card.

 

I made a pair of suspenders out of 1 x 1/8 flat steel and made a sheetmetal breast plate and back plate. Then, I cut about 8" out of the bar on a running chainsaw and welded them to the front and back.
THen, I cut the chian and welded it (just on the ends) to the tip of the bar and a piece on top and on the bottom of the bar where the powerhead attaches... leaving the sprocket free to spin without moving the chain.
I took my wire-drive and put a spot tack on the cutting edges on all the teeth to make them safe to touch without getting stitches.
Then, I cut the slits in the shirt and put it over the whole rig and attached the powerhead... and added blood...
Done...
The coolest thing is that if you wiggle the front, the back moves. Looks real as hell.

My buddy, Ryan, is a logger and his kid started crying when he saw me in this.

That's what it's about, right...? Making kids and old people cry...?





...and... yeah, yeah... get a haircut...
Fuck You...

JOE

 

hmmm...

 

My girlfriend and I at a costume contest last year...

 

I don't care if it is The Man flippin' it. It's still dumb.

 

some collected ones

 

BEETLEJUICE!!! That flat rules!
I wanted to teach my 2 year old cousin to say " start the reactor," so I could cut a hole in a t-shirt, pop him through it and go as Total Recall's Kuato

Dig!, 200th post.

 

My girlfriend and I went as a couple from "TV Land" a few years ago. All our old fashioned clothes were in shades of grey, white and black. We put grey facepaint on our heads, necks and hands, temporary black dye in our hair and sported dark black shades. She wore some dark grey lipstick. The overall effect was great - especially being surrounded by a world of color. Cheap too. Looked like a good ol' Bogey movie come to life.

 

My wife went as a pumpkin, full costume, and she had a t-shirt made for me that read "Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater" No problems drinking with that costume on.

 

im looking to buy a lucha libre mask but i cannnot find one any tips guys?