[ QUOTE ] he'll stomp on your head until your eyeball pops out--and then he'll stomp on the eyeball. [/ QUOTE ] Just curious, did you live in Union Beach, N.J. Around 1964?
Watch out when locking people inside rooms. Many colleges, especially if they've ever lost anyone to a fire EVER, take that stuff pretty seriously and without much humor.
[quoteAnother easy one is to fill a garbage can with water and then lean carefully against the door, so that as soon as the door opens, a big rush of water floods in the room. [/ QUOTE ] Yea, that is a real good one. Just make sure no one see's you and it happen's when you will not be the suspect. Wait a couple of weeks or months. Also, (not that I have ever done it) but light a bunch of smoke bombs (tape them together to hold more and rig them on a wire and put them outside there dorm room window heater/Air conditioner and it will suck all the smoke into there room. Oh yea, make sure that you do not get caught on this one either, the local fire dept. kinda does not get to happy on calls like that. The super glue in the door lock is also a good one, and if you do it make sure to do it on a Fri or Sat evening. If you have access to bottle rockets and you know that the carpet is "Fireproof" lauch TONS of bottle rockets under there door at night while sleeping. That one is kinda iffy too with the post 9/11 society.
When I was a kid I ran the rifle range at a Boy Scout camp. We had a black powder cannon that we fired each morning to start the day. One of the cook's helpers pissed me and a couple of buddies off, which was a big mistake. We rolled that cannon up to his tent in the middle of the night, inserted the muzzle through the tent flaps, and fired off a full charge (without a projectile). It was incredible. The poor guy had to be scraped off of the ridge pole. He quit shortly after. Of course, this won't work in a dorm unless you're an Aggie.
Find out which cars are theirs. Get someone to help you and pull back the window rubber right at the glass and door. Break a couple of eggs down the cracks.
I hate to sound like a party pooper, but some of these pranks have caused bodily harm and loss of life. My college Alma Mater, Bradley University in Peoria, IL, had a very tragic incident happen to some members of the men's soccer team a couple of years ago. A couple of young men decided to light a roman candle under a sleeping roommate's bedroom door. The resulting fire and smoke ended up with one man losing his life and the friends who pulled the prank having to live the rest of their live's with this terrible burden. My solution to practical jokers, is to act like nothing happened, that will drive them crazy.
Years ago I made a mistake and told the guys at school I was taking this cheerleader home from school that afternoon. We left school and within a couple of blocks she and I began to smell an awful smell coming from my car. I pulled over and raised the hood and saw several sardines that my buddies had put on the engine. Worst smell I had ever encountered in my life! She said she would go out with me that weekend if I could get the smell to go away. I worked my butt off for the next couple of days and we went out that weekend. Had a really special time with her(if you know what i mean). Worked out great.
i like this one you just have to get in their room and put it under their bed. they will have forgotten about the last episode and look for somebody else they were messing with.
>>>This thread is nearly 4 years old...but still damn funny.>>> I laughed my arse off reading this today too but was caught wondering what ever happened in the end? Did this escalate or was the day of the guy's *fit* the end of it? CrewCutDude - You still around to tell us? Al in CT
His last log in was 5/11/05..... the day the punks down the hall figured out he was the one who put the pickled chicken under their beds. JH
Sorry for bringing such a long-dead thread back to life. I was doing a search for some tech stuff and did a quick reply to it before realizing how old it was.
I threw a whole room full of "college students" out of my room one night at like 3am for cheering for the Nintendo. The next week we had a fire alarm in the middle of the night and no one would wake me up. CHAZ
Or fishing minnows. They'r cheap and they fit almost perfectly through those little vent slits. Very hard to get back out.
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