O/T Comedian ruining an Enzo may not be a laughing matter

All these posts and nonone *****ing about that enzo not being traditional', unbelievable!!!! I dont feel sorry for any of the rich *******s involved,they dont have one ounce of sweat equity involved in the car,its just another broken toy to them.

 

Yeah, they don't work a bit for the money it takes to buy a $1.5M car. Most people don't know it, but there's a pre-screening process in the hospital nursery, and one out of every couple hundred babies is pulled away and put in a program where they don't do anything for the rest of their lives but sit on their ***es and collect a paycheck, from the time they **** green until the time they **** their Depends. It's just not fair.

Yeah, rich people don't put any sweat equity in anything they do or have. Hell, they probably only "work" two hours a day, and that's while they're getting a m***age or having a three martini lunch.

****ing jealously and cl*** envy.

-Brad

 

That was some seriously funny **** right there!

 

It's got "patina" now. It'll make great rat rod material!

 

One Enzo got wrecked several years ago here in Houston on Allen Parkway approaching downtown. Happened right in front of a "Low Rent" complex. Lil ghetto kids were picking up the pieces and selling them to spectators. That thing burned though. No resurrection there.

 

If I had the hulk, I'd put it back on the road as an upscale beater...
Replace the sheetmetal with pieces painted a different color, with those yellow crayon junkyard scribbles marking them as "'96 Enzo" or whatever, headlight lens replaced with clear wrapping tape...

 

Is there any sheet metal on an Enzo? I thought its all carbon fiber? Hell just go to Ace Hardware, get some 5 min. epoxy and make Eddie glue to back together.

 

i would like to be at the junkyard that thing ends up in. though I think ferrari buys the wrecked cars back.
I am sick of douches who can afford these cars but obviously cant afford some bondurant driving lessons. rich people are so lame.