O/T ...Farmer sends message to neighbors with CAR FENCE !!!

Bummer Danimal...
Hows the pig doing?

you couldnt smack the goats pee pee between 2 bricks and free it up any?

 

Yep. How many 15 year olds do you know with their own dissection kit in their bedroom? Never know when you're going to need it! He's a hot rodder AND a vet tech all in one.


FUCK Randy! Two bricks!!! What the hell are you drinking over there??? You with the WBA (wife beating asshole) in the neighborhood should be nicer! Pig's getting better. She has to, once she's over the flu, we're gonna EAT her!

 

Friend of mine has a Group Home out in the stix & a neighbor didn't like the trees on the corner of the property, so just he cut 'em down without permission. She hauled him to court because MI has old laws on the books to prevent this behavior & the guy lost. Apparently, the MI laws fined him, made him pay to put in new trees, & pay for the lost value of the lumber. 5 trees = almost $20K.

 

Lol..shit..I just spit coffee all over my monitor..
you sonofabitch!..
no do not invite us over for dinner..but we will come over to watch you all stumble around in the field

 

WAIT A MINUTE!!!! I think Shawn has got a million dollar idea here well maybe a buck fifty idea but hey you see all these private community's all over the place. They have air park communities where everyone has a plane. They have mobile home communities where all of the houses have wheels or some are just seasonal ones for campers etc. They have the yuppie "Gated Communities" so why not a hot rod community?

The ideal place would be homes surrounding a giant junk yard! where only community members would be allowed to shop. A strip of dead end road for burnout contests and impromptu drag races. A noise ordinance that says there is no noise ordinance make as much as you want as long as it's 50's music or load mufflers.
Call me crazy but I think he's on to something

 

Finally, a FNG that makes sense!

I can see it. All of the nice little houses with BIG f'n garages with well kept lawns and kids on swings. They area all facing out and the back yards all butt up to a 25 acre salvage yard with nothing newer than a '72 Dodge tow truck. On the weekend we get together to run the crusher and names are drawn from a lottery on who gets to smash the Lexus.

There is a corner store that sells Traditional Rod & Kulture and motor oil. Beer and Go Jo. Bread and salami for those late night thrashes.

Oh, and there are fire hydrants AND air hook ups in front of every house. The one with the most projects gets to be the Subdivision President for a week.

And if you bitch about someone elses car, we kick your ass.

 

I volenteer my neighborhood!...
when do we start?
Ive already got the air-compressor to furnish everyone with air..
Dan , my WBA neighbor was talking about selling his place..it could be our club house.

 

I'd be worried he'd still come home from the bar and want to beat up a woman. What would he do if we were all sitting around drinking beer and working on a car in what USED to be his living room? I still say that picture window would be a perfect place to put an overhead door. Fill in enough of the basement to make a pit or put in a hydraulic hoist and POOF instant He Man Woman Beater Hater's Clubhouse.

We could take turns kicking his ass like a pinata!

One of the requirements for the neighborhood is that you've got to have some cool tools and not be afraid to loan them out OR go get them back.

 

We have a car fence in addition to a 5 strand barbed wire fence.
It is made from about 100 cars placed bumper to bumper. It is not to make anyone mad . But we have a little hackney pony and he is still a stallion. When the mares in the neighborhood are in season he will go right through the barb wire but he cant jump or climb over those cars and trucks.So far my neighbors havent said a thing about my collection. OldWolf

 

I just saw the story about the guy in this original post on the national news!

 

This is all because there are too many people.
How about making some yuppy soylent green.?

 

That's coming if they keep turning cow pastures and farm land into subdivisions.

 

"eat the rich"?

 

See great minds think a like, and the kids could play ball on the front lawn or in the street and ride their bikes without the fear of some perv snatching them up because they would never make it past the guard towers with the 50 cals also gunner would be ordered to put a few rounds through any yuppie scum mobile Lexus, Range Rover, Acura etc. that tried to enter the gate. Oh yeah and a big assed AMERICAN flag would fly at the main entrance and the pledge of allegiance would be hear devery morning in trade school and the ONLY language that would be spoken would be ENGLISH! except German during the annual Oktoberfest............ did I leave anything out?

 

I don't care WHAT language they speak as long as it is Hot Rod.

The 50 cals is a nice touch though.

 

The same type of thing happened to the Los Osos/ Baywood Park, California area way back in the 70's. My uncle had a bird dog that use to run thru the hills that backed up to his property, well they built some big homes back there and after a few months he had to put in a kennel and get rid of his chickens (roosters woke them up in the morning!!!). They want the so called rural look without the rural sounds and smells.

 

I back him 100%. I live were there are new houses being built on our road.ive got a pit bull that is the biggest and laziest dog around.he doesnt run loose and this jackass that lets his dog run loose says something about it.easy solution.my friend that owns a pallet co. Is building me a fence that is seven feet tall.now i will bring in more 'elegant junk' that they wont be able to see.i guess i need to thank him for being a dumbdick!

 

He should have used a tall car in the middle and shorter cars on either side, let those mommies explain the finger to their little urchins!

 

lots of ways to look at this.. lots

being a good neighbor pays off in the end.

( from experience)

 

It is a great idea..the only problem i see with this is our government..,,
remember ruby ridge? or waco?
they (our gov) dont like it when we really live like AMERICANS..
and its too bad it has come to this before they would even be close to taking a hint..no we would be seen as the radicals and the ones who are wrong..
But im still in..and ready to defend my land and any Hot Rodder who moves into the Utopia of Custom land.
and Danimal, as for the duschebag next door..those two deserve eachother..they just need to go somewhere else. and if i had the coin when he decides to sell..I would rent a D9 cat for 10 minuets just to drive it thru that home and build the entire lot 88'x236' into one huge shop!

 

now how the hell will i be able to order tacos?
or pizza?




or concrete?

 

Here in the Rockies when you block your neighbors's view, they get pissed. I happen to be in the window and door distribution business. This is what one neighbor did as a payback. Be careful who you f*ck with. How would you like your multimillion dollar mountain view to have this in the middle of it?

 

yes, be careful........

and be a good neighbor

yada yada yada

 

So does not turning around and grabbing your ankles.

-Brad

 

An old private or municipal airstrip would be the perfect setting for the hot rod community. Our own dragstrip!
Oh, and the little convenience store by the entrance, it would operate like an old 50s drive-up. You pull in, some chick on roller skates rolls up and takes your shopping list, and she comes out with the bag of groceries in a few minutes.
Can we have a pool, too? This heat is killin' me.

 

what the phuck does that mean?

 

OK Von Rigg Fink, I'll play the straight guy. But wouldn't that hurt? Now you say______

 

so much for using a real name...see ya Hamb !

 

I grew up on a farm and worked on another, slowly they became surrounded by city folk, who used to complain about the smell of the pigs, (we had over 2200 at the time), so one wonderful christmas eve, I loaded up the 5000 liquid spreader and did the fields right next to their houses...

Never heard a word from them again