OK, I know I am gonna regret this...but, I did something REALLY dumb today...... Was at work today, and at lunchtime I wandered over to the car, opened the back door & got in, sat there & ate lunch, read a little & called my wife. After lunch, I got out....or rather didn't....... CHILD LOCKS ON THE BACK DOORS......... 20 mins later, I managed to escape..... D'oh......
20 mins later? What do you drive a police car? Could'nt you have just climbed over the front seat and got out the drivers door?
Wow....here's one for ya Did you hear about the bass player that locked his keys in his car? Took him almost three hours to get the drummer out...
[ QUOTE ] Wow....here's one for ya Did you hear about the bass player that locked his keys in his car? Took him almost three hours to get the drummer out... [/ QUOTE ] Whatch it kiddo.......................... Besides, I thought that was two Aggies........? GIG'EM!!!!!!!!!
That reminds me of a story I read in [insert your hometown newspaper here], about a [insert adjective describing you here] guy who locked his keys in the car... Took him 3 hours to get his family out. P.S. I'm Polish, so I've heard them all. Speaking of drummers, how do you know when the drum riser is level... When the drool comes out of both sides of his mouth.
I did that in my `94 Impala SS when I was "breaking the back seat in" with a ladyfriend. I had some drinks in me, so it took a while to figure out what was going on. I was pushing the button on the doorlocks and on the keyless entry and then it hit me... what an idiot!
[ QUOTE ] I did that in my `94 Impala SS when I was "breaking the back seat in" with a ladyfriend. I had some drinks in me, so it took a while to figure out what was going on. I was pushing the button on the doorlocks and on the keyless entry and then it hit me... what an idiot! [/ QUOTE ] Damn I've done the same shit in my old 96 SS. Man those things have bg backseats. Lot's of "head" room. My wife hated that care after I told her about that........
[ QUOTE ] Could'nt you have just climbed over the front seat and got out the drivers door? [/ QUOTE ] Had the seat jammed against my size 11's....and was having trouble, eventually I managed to tilt the front seat & lean across to get the keys in the ignition & lower the window....
[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Could'nt you have just climbed over the front seat and got out the drivers door? [/ QUOTE ] Had the seat jammed against my size 11's....and was having trouble, eventually I managed to tilt the front seat & lean across to get the keys in the ignition & lower the window.... [/ QUOTE ] Size 11's? How big an ol' boy are ya?
How do you get a drummer off your front porch? Pay him for the pizza..... Or what do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
you guys heard about the drummer who went to the drive-in movies? He thought the show sucked, so he slashed the seats.
Or you hear about the two drummers that froze to death at the drive-in?? They went to go see "Closed for the Winter"
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