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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Roothawg, Feb 23, 2004.

  1. Roothawg
    Joined: Mar 14, 2001
    Posts: 26,274

    Roothawg
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    Is there that much money in selling ******? I get 10-12 messages a day trying to sell me prescriptiion meds over the internet. Is that even legal?

    Sorry but this is really starting to piss me off. I had 1 email from a hamber and 6 thaty were **** this morning.
     
  2. manyolcars
    Joined: Mar 30, 2001
    Posts: 9,609

    manyolcars

    I asked a Doctor if the ads told the truth about staying power. He said its true. I have no wife, no girlfriend. I shure aint gonna try that stuff!!!!!
     
  3. Kustm52
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 1,981

    Kustm52
    Member

    What I want to know is why so many people are concerned about my ***** size, and just who have they been talking too???

    (that is a quote from somebody on here, in a previous discussion of this...I just wanted to use it first! [​IMG])


    To keep this car related, your taillights are looking good...

    Brian
     
  4. JimC
    Joined: Dec 13, 2002
    Posts: 2,243

    JimC
    Member
    from W.C.,Mo.

    So, Did you order any?
    [​IMG]
    Jim
     
  5. G V Gordon
    Joined: Oct 29, 2002
    Posts: 5,724

    G V Gordon
    Member
    from Enid OK

    Root,
    You only get six a day? Your lucky. My question is who are all these people who think I need bigger ***** and, who have they been talking to? [​IMG]
    Good seeing you on Saturday. Did your boys win?
    George
     
  6. Roothawg
    Joined: Mar 14, 2001
    Posts: 26,274

    Roothawg
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    God only knows that we would all opt for larger ***** but....that's my business and I'll talk to my Dr. if so.
    How can you sell prescription drugs over the internet? Looks like there would be some sort of FDA standards there..

    Brian...thanks.

    GV, no we lost by 1. Boys tried hard, we just lost the handle in the last quarter. Oh well, at least this week we didn't have any parents ejected. [​IMG]
     
  7. Nads
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 11,875

    Nads
    Member
    from Hypocrisy

    It's time for some serious anti-spam and pop-up legislation.
    These ***holes need to go to jail. This a gross invasion of our privacy, perhaps the worst kind in the history of communications.
    Some Florida spammers are finally going to trial over this issue and it's possible they'll face long prison terms.
    I hope so, may these *******s rot in hell!
     
  8. Action Girl
    Joined: Oct 22, 2003
    Posts: 903

    Action Girl
    Member

    You think you're pissed?

    Try getting 20 or so a day about ***** enlargement when you have a ******!

    Do they really want me to be a she-male with a big ****?

     
  9. Roothawg
    Joined: Mar 14, 2001
    Posts: 26,274

    Roothawg
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    [ QUOTE ]
    You think you're pissed?

    Try getting 20 or so a day about ***** enlargement when you have a ******!

    Do they really want be to be a she-male with a big ****?



    [/ QUOTE ]

    That would be Rashy...ask him. [​IMG]
     
  10. haring
    Joined: Aug 20, 2001
    Posts: 2,335

    haring
    Member

    I threw a football through a tireswing this weekend.

    Yahoo!

    I have a spam filter set up on my email program and I typically get about 300 spam messages a day. No joke. Then again, I've had the same email address since 1996.
     
  11. 48_HEMI
    Joined: Oct 3, 2002
    Posts: 838

    48_HEMI
    Member

    When they get to ***** size reductions I might reply [​IMG]
     
  12. Roothawg
    Joined: Mar 14, 2001
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    I had to kill my 8 year olds email account we had set up for her to write back and forth to her cousins in VA.
    She was getting all kinds of ****o sites etc. and she had it set up for approx. 6 months. But the filters wouldn't catch the stuff. It would come in with crazy stuff like,
    symbols, numbers etc. in the ***le... [​IMG] well you get the picture.

    I agree Nads, someone needs to be held accountable.
     
  13. JimC
    Joined: Dec 13, 2002
    Posts: 2,243

    JimC
    Member
    from W.C.,Mo.

    Email lists seem to be generated ramndomly and It appears they are sold with great abandon.
    I have been told there is a great risk when free stuff is downloaded from the internet, especially with downloaded music.
    Oh, when you do the remove function where you enter your email address is a great way to create an email list for the particular site.

    Jim
     
  14. zman
    Joined: Apr 2, 2001
    Posts: 16,791

    zman
    Member
    from Garner, NC

    [ QUOTE ]
    I had to kill my 8 year olds email account we had set up for her to write back and forth to her cousins in VA.
    She was getting all kinds of ****o sites etc. and she had it set up for approx. 6 months. But the filters wouldn't catch the stuff. It would come in with crazy stuff like,
    symbols, numbers etc. in the ***le... [​IMG] well you get the picture.

    I agree Nads, someone needs to be held accountable.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    You should have called the FBI, if a minor receives that junk they can prosecute them. Someone needs to pursue it.
     
  15. NASCAR is now sponsered by both ****** and enzyte(sp)
    I guess that means NASCAR fans must have small limp ****s!
     
  16. Hot Rod To Hell
    Joined: Aug 19, 2003
    Posts: 3,036

    Hot Rod To Hell
    Member
    from Flint MI

    [ QUOTE ]
    I guess that means NASCAR fans must have small limp ****s!

    [/ QUOTE ]
    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! That's HILARIOUS!!! [​IMG]
     
  17. Rolf
    Joined: Jul 23, 2002
    Posts: 1,835

    Rolf
    Member

    If you have Outlook Express for example as an e-mail app on your PC, you can set "rules" for incoming message, and what to do with them. For example: If the subject line includes "******", set the rule to delete it.

    The messages will still come in, but you don't have to look at them. Also, set you e-mail app to empty the "Deleted Folder" when leaving.
     
  18. Mojo
    Joined: Jul 23, 2002
    Posts: 1,875

    Mojo
    Member

    I typically keep two email accounts... one for forums and the "public", one for private communication with friends. But email list are sold all the time, so it's hard to keep anything from those a-holes. I have a friend who sent in a resume to a place on monster.com, and all the sudden he's getting hit hard with spam. That has to be a bonus for that company... find an employee, and sell the rest of the emails off to the high bidder. I use a yahoo address for the forums, and they do a surprisingly good job at filtering ****.
     
  19. truth
    Joined: Oct 27, 2003
    Posts: 401

    truth
    Member
    from Boston, MA

    My favorites are the ones I get from all these foreign nationals with big bank accounts that are willing to give me millions of dollars if I help them with some secret transactions. Makes me feel like the international man of mystery that I really am.
     
  20. Django
    Joined: Nov 15, 2002
    Posts: 10,198

    Django
    Member
    from Chicago

    I run a filter on my email and I still get all the ****. I get 250-350 emails per day. About half of that gets caught by the filter, but the rest have creative spellings, symbols, etc. Guess how many relevant emails I get a day... About 25-30. It's disgusting.
     
  21. Deyomatic
    Joined: Apr 17, 2002
    Posts: 3,316

    Deyomatic
    Member
    from CT

    I used to get all that garbage in my Hotmail account, it used to be 30 per day. I kept that account but stopped using it, and opened a Yahoo account. I have never gotten any *** related stuff in my Yahoo account. I only get about 3-5 junk emails per week in that account but never anything X rated, usually **** about naming a star- and the filter always puts it in the junk mail folder when it comes in.
    I kept the Hotmail and for a long time that **** continued, but for now, I only get about 8 junk emails per week in that one, some x rated, some not.
     
  22. FRKSHO1
    Joined: Feb 20, 2004
    Posts: 56

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    Member

    ill trade you my girlfriend for a model a frame and two new 32 rails, then you can try the stuff out.
     
  23. Deuce Rails
    Joined: Feb 1, 2002
    Posts: 2,016

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    [ QUOTE ]
    If you have Outlook Express for example as an e-mail app on your PC, you can set "rules" for incoming message, and what to do with them. For example: If the subject line includes "******", set the rule to delete it.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    That doesn't work on Office XP, does it?
     
  24. Deuce Rails
    Joined: Feb 1, 2002
    Posts: 2,016

    Deuce Rails
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    I threw a football through a tireswing this weekend.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    I wish that those "metaphor" commercials were more obvious. You know. They should show a guy getting frustrated because he's trying to shoot pool with a rope.
     
  25. 40StudeDude
    Joined: Sep 19, 2002
    Posts: 9,562

    40StudeDude
    Member

    For what it's worth...I BUY zero over the internet, nor e-bay...I get NO spam messages...and it's very nice...I also have a delete ****on on my keyboard just in case...

    BTW, I read an article on MSNBC about the scam concerning the Ortho birth control patch women can paste on their ****...seems there's a lot of (stupid) women buying this patch off the internet at half the price...some of them got pregnant and are now suing Ortho...Ortho sez "It's not ours, we don't sell over the internet and ours are sealed packages with a control number printed on it." Looks like those women that are saving half of the cost are getting a sticky patch...and nothing else...stupid, stupid, stupid!!!

    But as P.T. Barnum said "There's a ****er born every minute...and most of them buy off the internet!!!"

    R-
     
  26. This spam **** is really getting out of control!
    It defenitely needs to be stopped!
    I even got spam from one of my own e-mail addresses that I use on DeadEndCruisers.com... [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] How they do it..? I don't know... But it ****s bigtime!
     
  27. Zapato
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 2,195

    Zapato
    Member Emeritus

    [ QUOTE ]
    [ QUOTE ]
    You think you're pissed?

    Try getting 20 or so a day about ***** enlargement when you have a ******!

    Do they really want be to be a she-male with a big ****?



    [/ QUOTE ]




    I have a brother named Angel, and he gets the all kinds of offers/samples for feminine hygiene products.

     
  28. OGNC
    Joined: May 13, 2003
    Posts: 1,194

    OGNC
    Member Emeritus

    Try being a guy named Courtney! I get both the typical "Take this and you'll have a huge ****" as well as herbal breast enhancement ads. They want me to have a huge **** and huge ***s! If it weren't such a pain in the ***, it would be funny.
     
  29. Roothawg
    Joined: Mar 14, 2001
    Posts: 26,274

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    [ QUOTE ]
    "Take this and you'll have a huge ****" as well as herbal breast enhancement ads. They want me to have a huge **** and huge ***s!

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Then I would never leave the house.... [​IMG]
     
  30. CadillacKid
    Joined: Oct 15, 2002
    Posts: 1,507

    CadillacKid
    Member

    I gotta buddy that's a fellow musician (he plays piano)...his name's Mark Martin....I crack up every time i see one of those damn ****** commercials... [​IMG]
     

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