O/T stuff to do to a guy on last day of work

if you have access to inside of car turn on wipers and fan on high fill ac vents with confetti and turn radio up all the way ... when key is swittched on wipers wipe, fan blows papershredds all over and radio blares....

we did the car on jackstands at my brothers wedding , truck all decorated and he takes his time after carrying his bride to the truck then removes all extra tied on tin cans , garbage cans from rear of the bed and signs and crepe paper
we throw rice and yell bon voyage he says good by and we all urge him to peel out
he revs engine and dumps the clutch ... he had a cl***ic wtf look on his face... tires barely touching and they are smokin now... we tell him to lock it in 4wd and he pulls hiisself offin the standsand swears at us as he smokes them away all on tape great fun
paperdog

 

That would come from a Texian!

 

Lucky 77,

Pranks should stay where they belong with small minds and dropouts from high school. Be cool and wish the retiree a great life after working so hard to get to where he is now. A little respect goes a long ways. A good way to lose friends is being a prankster.

Cruiser 49

 

Geeeez, like I said earlier this guy is like my second dad. I've worked side by side with him for the last eight years. He helped wire my garage and I helped build his. The guy is one of the few people on earth that really knows me. The last thing I wanted to do was humiliate, or injure him. THE WHOLE SHIFT wanted to do something, I was just in charge because he and I are so close. On his way to the shower one of the women on shift got him with a little whipped cream, that was it. Other than that we all autographed a giant print of his face, and kicked him out a few hours early after a lot of hugs and handshakes. I think that's a sign of respect that everyone would make a big deal about a guy leaving for good. It's most likely a sign of small minds to play by the rules, no horseplay, no fun, regulation this and that.....