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O/T The Most Amazing Piece of Engineering I've Seen

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by adjustablejohnsons, Mar 21, 2008.

  1. SaltCityCustoms
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    They had a tv show about that awhile back I watched the whole thing and they are developing other robots for military uses also, they even have some two legged robots that can do back flips and such.
    Better start getting the Human rebel group together for when the terminators start roaming the earth.:):)
     
  2. GTSDave
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    Flat black with red legs now that is funny!

    Being gas powered, it needs flame throwers!

    Can you imagine what something like this would look like to some amazon tribe! Of course they would kill it and try to eat it, but for a while it would really freak them out!


    -Dave
     
  3. put some horns on it and my goat would do battle with it!!
     
  4. Homemade44
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    Amazing piece of work, think of the money spent to develop it. Wonder what one costs.
     
  5. Topless Ford
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    note to self.......Replace Ruger 10/22 with something 30 cal or bigger and belt fed...:eek:
     
  6. 6t5frlane
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    I JUST PUKED MY SODA..................lol
     
  7. Hackerbilt
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    We still hold a lot of advantages over machines...until its one on one.
     
  8. 1950ChevySuburban
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    It doesnt bark, shed or pee in the house. It doesn't complain or suck money out of your wallet. If it had tits, it'd be perfect!
     
  9. Chopped26
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    It reminds me of me trying to make it to bed last friday night :/
     
  10. sure
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    the realism of that thing freaks me out. I can not even wrap my head around how that works.
     
  11. Jeem
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    Hahahaahahahhaaaaahhhaaaaa

    Harumph harumph
     
  12. perfect!
     
  13. Stevie Nash
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    Holy shit! That is creepy... so the defense department funded it? Maybe it can find Obama... I mean Osama....
     
  14. borntoolate
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    I want to see it hike a leg and pee on a tree.......with gasoline!
     
  15. HotRodHighley
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    ok. so now i am curled up in a little ball sucking my thumb in the back corner of my closet underneath all of the dirty clothes. But all joking aside to say this thing is amazing is huge understatement.
     
  16. 8flat
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    I'd shit myself if I saw one of those coming after me in the woods.

    Send 5,000 of 'em after the Taliban all at once,,,,they'd think it was Armageddon....hahahaha.
     
  17. The Hank
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    LOL that thing is crazy in a disturbing way . Those things will be walking all over Mars soon no doubt.
     
  18. KIRK!
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    It says payload is 340 pounds. I want one to ride to work!
     
  19. The Hank
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    Are you trying to tell me thats not a sex machine?
     
  20. dgang26
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    I need one of those :)
     
  21. redlinetoys
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    Next generation of military troops??? Probably not far from the truth.
     
  22. Kilroy
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    Thoughts/Emotions in order of appearance...

    Pretty Cool! (Followed almost immediatly by)
    Uhhhhh.... That thing kinda scares me... Bad. (Followed a little while later by)
    That's fucked what they're doing to that thing... Don't kick it and make it walk on ice!

    It needs wheels... Legs just ain't right...
     
  23. chaos10meter
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    Ya but can it do all that shit drunk ?
     
  24. Traffic Violator
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    It needs a nose- so when it drips oil on the carpet you can rub its nose in it.
     
  25. misfit36
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    i had to do it....


    i call it a rat bot
    [​IMG]
     
  26. RotHod
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    ...then ignite it!
     
  27. Aman
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    Well well, I think we just found the solution to the border control problem. Put about a thousand of the fuckers down here on the border then sit back and watch the fun begin. Imagine a group of wets making their way across the border and into south Texas and a bunch of those fuckers come out of no where and start chasing them.:eek: What a riot!! Those Mexicans would be shittin and gittin all the way back to Nuevo Laredo non stop. I can't wait.:D
     
  28. redrico1
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    gives a whole new meaning to the word alien?
     
  29. ShortBus
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    I can see yorgatron riding it at the HAMB drags sporting a jaunty fez and puffing a stogie. With his crack out..
     
  30. KIRK!
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    I know, I actually felt bad for the thing. That's what's scary!
     

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