Event Coverage Official 2016 Meltdown Drags Thread - What are you doing to get ready?

No thats not it. They would jump on anyone that makes a sudden loud noise or moves real fast. Cheer on the inside. The mom can go from calm to protective in a snap of the fingers. Great guard dogs all three of them. But really if you want a copy stop over just call first so i can put the hounds away. The action on this tape is worth it. Koop has seen it.

 

I've had everything but a tank of fuel in it James,and I had a bunch of parts in the trunk to simulate that.
I'm just looking to get the car sitting a touch higher for tire clearance in the rear,and to get it levelled out up front so it looks right,and isn't as squirrelly on the top end.My alignment guy ran out of caster adjustment on it,and mentioned that it was because it was sitting on a "rubber rake" with the rear tires being so much taller than the fronts.

Scott

 

Well if all goes as planed when you hit the throttle all that will go out the window.

 

Did you have your big fat head in the car?

 

No didn't you read his post? He had a bunch of parts in the trunk to simulate the missing weight. The 351 short block back there was for his head as it simulated the size, weight and emptiness.

 

351?
All it's gonna take to beat you Nancys is my little "Super 289".

And Jeff,taking shots at my cranium and its ongoing struggle with morbid obesity was a little offside.

Also, DouchedUp:
Maybe you could use a pair of these,for safety's sake,so you aren't blinded by all that StreetRod/Fat&Furry-est bling on the dashboard of "The Princess"...


They're on sale,so you'll be able to afford them after sinking the rest of your disposable income into braided rad hose covers and carbon fiber door panels.

Scott

 

Empty head?Remind me again who bought a "race engine" that turned out to have a cast crank and pistons Princess?

Scott

 

Hold on I'm headed to make some popcorn this is getting good lmao

 

Don't leave Jackson, I may need some help here! LOL

 

You see that is the problem with a build thread on the H.A.M.B. ......evidence!

 

What his head or all the junk in the trunk?!!

 

There's barely room for my melon in that thing.
Have you seen me crammed into that car?6'-1"+Biltwell open face helmet= caved in headliner and cramped neck.lol

As for the junk in the trunk.....I'm laying off the cheeseburgers for a while!lol!

Scott

 

You see my problem is sort of the same with the Austin. But it is about me cramming 6' 1" WIDE into the little foreign car!

 

I feel your pain.In my head I'm still that 185lb kid who was the track star/lacrosse/hockey/motocross guy,but in reality I'm 55 lbs heavier,and I work up a sweat tying my boots to go to work in the morning....lol

Scott

 

I used to be built like Jackson,now I'm built more like John Goodman.lol

 

Good god this is funny others who don't know you two probly don't find the humor but for me it's down right hilarious hell im gonna make some more popcorn this show is just to good

 

Oh by the way you guys think you have it bad I'm 6' tall try to cram me in a Willys pickup with three pedals and a firewall recessed 5" back from original it's a tight fit and I can't scoot the seat back like you two can

 

If you don't have it that way already, your supposed to put the throttle pedal by the front of the passenger side door in a Willys pickup.

 

Pretty sure Austin Power had something to do with that build, baby.

 

Reminds me of the movie "Splash", "I gotta go back for the little boat!"

 

Baaaahahahaaaaaaaa!!![emoji1]

 

That's a good one ric but I think you have me mixed up with Scott I'm the tall skinny guy in a little car more like this

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/0D3-eZa8V4g/hqdefault.jpg

 

Scott

I could save some money by sending you some Waffle House gift certificates. Then cancel my order for the fiberglass trunk lid & bumper. lol

 

Mmmmmmm........Waaaaaaffle Hooooouse...!!![emoji14]

I could totally go for some chicken fried steak right now!

Scott

 

Mom says I'm "Stocky",not fat.

She also says I shouldn't talk***** to you,cause you've been pretty cool about storing my piece of***** car at your place for a million years and counting...lol

Scott

 

It's been a minute Scott since we hung out so I can't say for sure but according to your description of yourself ric nailed it lol not to mention cheeseburgers and Waffle House lol and don't worry bout that pile it tucked in nicely with all of my piles in the barn

 

Wait a minute Jackson...I thought you said you were keeping Scott's car in your game room...not your barn?

 

Lmfao that's a good one